oliver / parsley (+ any nicknames of those) // 20 // he/him only pls // (infrequent) artist // multifandom // trans, demi + pancurrently fighting myself w/ my absolute brainworms for troy lougferd
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Jaguar Joe would unironically cry to Demons by Imagine Dragons
love how for the most part the judgement characters are fully grounded but they'll always throw in at least one completely insane detail about them thats brought up often enough that you cant dismiss it as just a bit. yeah sure one of the main antagonists also works as a pole dancer and his ass is so fat his armor sculpted itself around it. one of the main characters is a christian who upon learning that he was in a non christian church started singing christian country songs to try spread the word of jesus while people die from the plague around him. jaguar joe's whole thing is he says vaguely leftist shit and insists hes #woke but is completely incapable of being normal about women also someone please get him on antipsychotics like seriously. paeon.
Paeon in ppe from episode 9? :)
Here you go anon :) she's so silly
ive only had paeon for a couple of days but if anything happens to them i will kill everyone in this room and then myself
they have been rattling around in my mind nonstop so i had to draw them
really enjoying condi being so intentional with including diversity in judgement and not tip toeing around it, its been a breath of fresh air
someone on twitter uploaded what they claimed to be "the worst dubstep ever", and then someone pointed out this is the kind of music Zyrus must make... so. yeah
judgement may be my favorite jrwi campaign rn
JRWI Fluff Week - day two - nail painting! @justfluffwithit
paeon ep 6 moodboard
paeon animal crossing style holding a bug and a net with a funny mosquito pun uhh like "I caught a mosquito! These guys are a real buzz-kill, always up buzzing in my buisness" or something idk
thank you for making me make this
I love paeon so mutch ohmygod I love him ahhhhhhhhAHHHHHH
Buuug buuug buuug
guys I think they might be found fambly
Peon Pestifus, haha. Go watch Judgement right now.
he means well believe it or not.
im so sorry tumblr gang ive been neglecting you
have jrwi x pokemon doodle page
I think it's so funny when people who have only watched the public campaigns switch to the paid ones and are like. wdym slimecicle also plays normal people
NEW JUDGEMENT NEW JUDGEMENT LETS GOOO
MY BELOVEDS IM COMING !!!
vyncent and pd doodles because i have free will
this exchange was so meaningful to me. the fact it happened out of character is so crazy, it would make such a good moment in the show. I love them
I don’t draw humans much so im SORRY for the mess
SPOILERS BELOW !!! ALERT ALERT SPOILERS BELOW !!!
(i accidentally did the past few of these all fucking day on my day off instead of being productive,, UGH I WAS GONNA USE THE DAY) (in my defense i almost never let myself just HAVE a day)
0:01:44 ripley: "you came from.. um.. the workshop, and it exploded.. oh jeez," blink: "yeah, it's- it was on fire, it's-" ripley: "it's on fire, that's great-" runt: "i'm not sayin anything, though, i'm not saying anything" (runt picking this up from troy is just. UGH!! younger sibling frfr) troy: "i'm not saying anything either."
0:02:50 blink: "so you're telling me you invented something that blew him up??" troy: "this guy's good.."
0:03:12 runt: "hold on, i'll let you touch it if you trust me. us big brains gotta stick together, so like, yknow, just tell me that you're cool with me and i can be cool with you, and then you gotta be cool with my boy here, uh, troy" ( :[[[[ ) troy: "yah. i'm already chill." bizly: "roll.. persuasion." charlie (as troy): "can i help out with the help action by looking really chill?" bizly: "i need you to roll performance." charlie (as troy): "to help out?" bizly: "well i need to know how chill you're gonna be." charlie (as troy): (has not rolled yet) "uhhh.. a natural 20, i don't really need to roll that..." (rolls, very flippantly) "uh that's a natural 20-" grizz (as runt): (yelling) "HOHH YES!!" (they lose it) bizly: "dude i think that, just, you guys get it. you just like-" grizz: "i rolled a 17 but if i rolled with advantage- alright, yeah it's a 17. with natural 20 chillness." ripley: "hhh i just don't know, i dont know, i dont- woah he's super chill!" troy: "i donevenknow whus goin on."
0:03:55 ripley: "you got the cool sled! oh my god he found the really cool sled, i always wondered what someone would do with that- are you a steamsledder?" troy: "yeah" ripley: "what team??" troy: "jus the cool one." ripley: "cloudspire!" troy: "rise up." ripley: "that is my FAVORITE!!" troy: "yeah, what are the chances-" ripley: "oh my goodness! you're... troy?" troy: "yah, you already know me, alright" ripley: "OHMYGOODNESS i am such a big fan!" (ripley is ALSO a troybo... wauw...)
0:08:52 charlie (as troy): "do i know about that?" bizly: "do you know where food comes from?" charlie (as troy): "uhh iunno the cafeteria?"
0:13:46 runt: "has he always looked like that? i mean, gwad dayum-" blink: "yeah i dunno- it's like he punched that guy in the face" runt: "he's just like d- really fuckin chill all of a sudden!" charlie: "i still have the fuckin lizard on me" NYAH: "nyah" blink: "i think that thing's sucking your blood-" troy: "i actually do feel chiller than usual- like cold, almost" runt: "don- don't tell him- don't tell him that, don't tell him that, this is gonna be really good for us. keep that to yourself- but also he's like perfectly symmetrical right now, it's fuckin insane!"
0:15:37 blink: "and.. i'm sorry, what do you- you want us to fly up there?" ripley: "well you can't fly us up there, i mean, you'd have some thrust, but not enough to take all four of us. but, if we were to assemble this and affix it to his really cool sled... he could drive us all the way up." troy: "i think we should do that plan." ripley: "we would exclusively need a ramp and a way to maneuver around everything, but, with the steamsled, it could easily thrust us through the air and maneuver around the different nets and take us all up the way up." troy: "just incredibly hard to stay this chill right now-" runt: "i told you it could be better!" ripley: "it'll only work one time!" troy: "as long as you don't hurt her." runt: "i'll be fine!" (giggling)
0:17:05 runt: "okay, so the- the juice from the fruit on the tree is gonna act like a little bit of fuel to cause the combustion. we have the- enough pressure that builds up inside, it's only gonna work one time cuz the pressure from the steam is gonna build up inside and then shoot a fuckin piston and ignite all the juice from the fuckin- from the fruit, and then that's gonna cause the giant explosion that, uh- uh- prop- the propulsion device that shoots the sled all the way up the ramp that uh- in the sorting district up the hole, right?" troy: "i gotta get some fresh air..." ripley: "that... is exacly right! where are you from?" runt: "i'm from uhhh the- the trench!" ripley: "and uh-and uh, and how? and how?" runt: "i was born there, and then they never let me-" ripley: "nonono how do you know all this?" runt: "i talk to god sometimes!"
0:17:59 ripley: "im- im embarrassed to say it, but i did always hope that.. the sled would find use.., from one of the..,, greatest racers..,," runt: "you're really some kinda big-shot up there, hm!" troy: "aw, do you really mean that?" blink: "is that why it says troy on it?" troy: "oh, shit? i never really read it like that." ripley: "i did carve that in there but i just- ii-i-idunno it was just kind of a... a wild dream.." (i lobv her sm, she's like me frfr troybos w/ unhealthy obessions unite) troy: "i thought it was calling to me or something but i guess i did just read my own name."
0:19:28 charlie (as troy): "i wake up early and i wash my tracksuit and there's no longer shit in my pants." bizly: "you're the one who every time we're not in the session keeps going 'we need to stop referencing it, because it'll make it too real-'" charlie (as troy): "-no i know i just worry cuz i can't stop thinkin about how it's still there-" bizly: "and you start doing the voice and immediately it's like, it has to-" charlie (as troy): "well he talked about it, it's just if people are gonna keep mentioning it i can't deal with it keep being mentioned! i just don't wanna see the fanart and me like with the big fucking dump in the back of my pants-" (nobody is doing that please just forget about it omg) (i refuse to finish this dialogue) (the more they mention it and his actions scaffold off of it the more i can't tell if it was a bit or if it's cannon) (i REFUSE to acknowledge it as anything other than a bit, i would rather die)
0:22:30 harrowed mountains mention! wauw they end up going there!
0:22:39 charlie (as troy): "i'm just havin nightmares." bizly: "dude, what could be happening with your steamsled right now in your nightmares-" charlie (as troy): "i dunno, but like i was leaning all chill and i had my hand on my steamsled but now there's not one i'm having nightmares." condi: "yeah, you were like, cuddling it while you sleeped slept, yeah" charlie (as troy): "i was, like a lover."
0:24:44 runt: "- oh! one more thing! he's gonna fuckin love this" /.../ grizz: "i use my magical- my magical, er i guess my wonderous tinkering ability, and then all, like, around the sled there's just this like holographic lettering that just says 'turbo troy,' just like around it." runt: "awright, we're f- we're done!" charlie (as troy): "this thing is not road legal, you gave it fuckin undercarriage lights? that's awesome" (actually so sweet of runt :[[[ )
0:29:34 bizly: "a little bit of time passes, um, troy, you wake up, the steamsled is back your hand, and, like, glowing lights kinda bring you- like get you awake. and you see 'turbo troy' on it" charlie (as troy): "i think i have prolly a moment of.. sheer, unadulterated rage." (grizz starts laughing) "as i wake up and i realize the weight is off. and for a second i think i'm being punked or something- and, i can probably, in that moment, probably take a life." bizly: "first person you see is runt!" troy: "weights off. runt. wait-" ripley: "oh! troy, you're up-" troy: "yah, i had the scariest dream of all time. i lost- but- what's going on here? it has little lights that say 'turbo-' did you put undercarriage lights on this?" ripley: "here- check this out!" (grabs a huge hammer, goes to hit troy) troy: "i'm literally going to kill you- i'm literally going to kill you if you hurt my sled." bizly: "i assume you hold up your sled to block it? with your-" charlie (as troy): "nawh, i love that sled, i'll prolly just take it."
0:31:34 troy: "listen, you guys have gotta tell me before tryin shit like this, but that being said, this is now a- this is a really, really cool sled." ripley: "it's a really, really cool sled! and check this out, cool lights! courtesy of runt." troy: "there is no way these are slope legal, but i'll see if i can get my dad to change the rules- it's weird that you took this, fuckin, in the middle of the night, i had some crazy terrifying nightmares-" ripley: "i was worried it was weird-" troy: "it was!" ripley: "but like- you took it from us, though." troy: "i was really c- it did have my name on it to be fair." (also him thanking runt so sincerely is so sweet :[ )
0:33:39 they proceed to cause blink to develop a panic disorder within minutes seconds instantaneously
0:35:31 bizly: "your heart's beating faster and you don't know if its cuz you're scared or if it's cuz there's something wrong with you." (omg thats so me!! i love playing "do-i-have-heart-problems-or-just-anxiety-roulette!") blink: "so should i go to like, the ICU? the ER, maybe? i think-" ripley: ".. what?" runt: "the what?" blink: "oh god." ripley: "i think this is a little above apothecary paygrade." troy: "why did you do that to him??" ripley: "well cuz now you see the tesla coil's gonna work so much better!" troy: "i just feel like there was a lot less focus on that, and more focus on the heart attack." runt: "NO ONE'S LISTENIN TO ME I SAID THAT THE COIL IS HELPIN HIM NOT HAVE A HEART ATTACK!! fuck." troy: "oh alright, dude!" ripley: "yeah maybe just like don't take it off abruptly-" runt: "don't take it off EVER!!" troy: "can he still swim?" ripley: "didn't think about that-" runt: "no!" troy: "alright." troy: "can he still shower?" runt: "possibly." troy: "you made it so that they could spill water and kill him? that's crazy!" runt: "NOO-"
0:37:38 troy: "blink do you wanna try a bite of this fruit with me dude?" blink: "yeah- i think i need- i need to eat more fruit. i'll be honest i- i feel like i need to change my entire life, um." troy: "yeah, it could lower your risk. your eyes seem kinda yellow." /.../ charlie (as troy): "i just kinda wanna see what it tastes like, cuz i'm putting it in my steamsled, so i gotta put it in myself first."
0:38:30 charlie (as troy): "are they recognizable voices?" bizly: "its too many, to-" troy: "there's too many voices, guys." runt: "ohh,, the voices, the voices!!" troy: "oh, is god reachin out again?"
0:40:00 bizly: (about NYAH) "he's pretty chill. you feel, like, kinda cold." charlie (as troy): "that's odd!" bizly: "but, i mean, he's super chill." charlie (as troy): "if this thing does kill me i will let it." bizly: "it's like getting a leech on your body and being like 'sup little guy?'" charlie (as troy): "but he's so fucking cool, to be real!" bizly: "you wanna fuckin hang around a little?" charlie (as troy): "yah i basically have a- like a, pet megaleech, which is insane"
0:41:33 troy: "so, here's the thing, is you guys fixed up my sled, and uh, these guys i'm running with are pretty chill right now, and it seems like the situation needs a fall guy, to be honest." ripley: (trying to be so chill) "totally. for sure." troy: "well if nothing else happens with blink, i'm gonna come out and prolly yell that i'm a terrorist." ripley: "righ- ... right on. nah that's cool. wait what did you say you were gonna yell?- i mean whatever." troy: "hey can i just say something to you real quick? ripley: (breathing heavily) troy: "it's okay to not be chill for a sec. i mean, i wouldn't fuckin know... but it's okay." (actually so sweet) ripley: "i just dont know how you feel so chill all the time, i feel like the opposite of chill, like my in-" troy: "please stop trauma dumping." ripley: "sorry."
0:44:39 troy: "everyone, just calm the fuck down! it's not their fault that i'm a terrorist." charlie (as troy): "and i'm gonna try to be the fall guy" /.../ troy: "just leave these innocent dudes alone. it's totally my bad." bizly: "that end your turn?" charlie (as troy): "no, i'm prolly gonna run away"
0:48:00 condi: "what if i became a terrorist?" charlie (as troy): "yah, dude, i mean, i- personally, it's worked out pretty well... i don't think you should do that. i mean you certainly could!"
0:48:40 charlie (as troy): "so... these people. uh, yep, alright, does it look like 40 individually sorta like, well-defined people, or does it kinda look like maybe a swarm of people? do i need to like kill 40 people in D&D?" bizly: "it's a swarm of people." charlie (as troy): "oh okay, yeah, come and fuckin get some"
0:49:43 charlie (as troy): "alright, i hit a little button, and uh, it changes from 'turbo troy' to 'terrorist troy,' uh- and i-" condi: "why was that programmed in??" grizz (as runt): "i- i- i did NOT fuckin program that shit!" charlie (as troy): "listen, this baby's got bells and whistles not even god knows about!" charlie (as troy): "so, pretty much, i, uh, ready my sled, and i say 'come and get it you entire town of people!'" /.../ charlie (as troy): "i mean, there's not really any other- i could either fight 40 dudes or 4 sharks! neither- neither are great."
0:50:56 charlie (as troy): "dude, what am i gonna do, bro!" grizz: "no, it's not-" charlie (as troy): "he's forcing my hand! I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE!" grizz: "it's not you, it's just- we always end up here." charlie (as troy): "yah. i mean, i'm going to either hit some kid or elderly person." condi: (through laughter) "what the fuck?" bizly: "and it's not like the goal is to defeat them." charlie (as troy): "i just need to like, get outta here." bizly: "yeah, yeah." charlie (as troy): "demoralizing them for sure is a plus." condi: (still laughing) "you're insane"
0:51:24 troy: "that was one of your oldest and one of your youngest, now lets see everything in-between." (readies sled) bizly: "horrible person. horrible person." troy: "IM JUST TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR MY FUCKING TEAM!!" bizly: "horrible, terrible person." grizz: "luckily the dm said nobody can die in this show, so." bizly: "yeah, no, you're not killing them!" charlie (as troy): "oh okay!" (giggles) bizly: ".. are you TRYING to kill these people?" charlie (as troy): "no, i'm just trying to disable them lethal- i mean, non-lethally!" charlie (as troy): ".. no i'm not trying to kill the townspeople, no." bizly: "okay," charlie (as troy): "that would be ridiculous!" (everyone loses it) bizly: "dude, you did just say 'i'm gonna kill an old man!'" charlie (as troy): "well, yeah, but i didn't actually intend to do it. if i do it's not my fault though."
0:52:51 the argument between runt and troy about troy being the fall guy but being too dumb to execute it well (i do get what he was trying to go for, and what he meant by being the "fall guy for the team" (as in, the team loses someone, that person thus being the fall guy, but the result is beneficial for the other members) and i think the sentiment is admirable, but like. not the time or the place lmfao. and just poorly executed. i love it cuz he so clearly wants to help but he's just not fully able? to understand how to help his team.)
0:54:00 troy: "yeah! alright, we're both fuckin terrorists! so what-" runt: "i'm not- no i'm fuckin not! this is just some fuckin weirdo!-"
0:55:35 runt: "dude!" troy: "what, dude?!" runt: "i thought you were chill!" (i forgot how frustrating this section was, jesus troy USE YOUR WORDS!!!! STOP YELLING!!!!) (and just. ow. the progress between them GONE)
0:56:49 blink: "wait, wait, wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwait- troy-" troy: "what's up?" blink: "did you yell you were a terrorist and then start beatin them up with a sled??" troy: "well, yeah!" runt: "yes." blink: "what?!?" troy: "fucking god damnit, i yelled i was a terrorist so they wouldn't think you guys were terrorists! cuz they were chasing after you! and i beat them up with a sled because they attacked me with farming tools! and i hit that one guy-" blink: "troy, we came here together!" troy: "wait- yeah, waitwait, what are you talking about?" blink: "we came here together, as a group, and they saw us come here together, cuz you attacked an old man because you stuttered!" troy: "yeah! this never would've happened if an old guy didn't hear me stutter."
this is a collection of all my favorite moments, scenes, interactions, and so on (as well as interesting observations that ive noticed through my multiple rewatches) from wonderlust. this is mostly for myself lmao
NOTE: so far, i only got thru ep 1 because. im tired and its almost 4 am lmao. i do wanna get thru all the eps for this tho so :3
style conventions(so i rember qwq): things are listed chronologically, by episode, with timestamps (h:mm:ss). i also (vaguely) color coded dialogue, just the PCs w/ their colors (troy in red, runt in purple, blink in green). if there is dialogue between the lines im highlighting, there will be "/.../" followed by the next line im including. finally, additional notes/thoughts/etc from me will be in small text, italicized parenthases (like this)
this will be updated as i rewatch episodes or watch new episodes :]
WARNING: beyond this point, there WILL be spoilers. proceed at your own risk!
ps: if there is anything that isnt here that you think is worthy, feel free to add on! also, there are very likely typos and/or formatting errors so. oopsie :3 (did try my best to make sure there werent)
pps: many of these will likely involve troy because im so brainrot for this guy but i do really love them all and their dynamics :3
0:06:14 troy: "well then- the the fuckin uh, i gue- i guess they'll- i guess they'll fuckin- i guess when they- i guess-"
0:07:42 baby's first troy math
0:11:50 the incident
0:17:30 troy: "my names troy and i'm never gonna die!" (this note was taken when ep 23 was the latest--so far its true, but i suppose we'll see if it continues to do so)
0:37:30 this whole interaction with runt and her cousins is just adorable and i lobv it
0:45:43 ♪♫ you gotta be careful, little runt ♫♪
0:46:40 runt: "you're goddamn right uncle threestrings, why don't they give you a record deal?" uncle threestrings: "....... hohh.." (also charlie's face during this reacting to the song lmfao)
0:47:22 uncle threestrings: "if you don't come back-" runt: "ah-" uncle threestrings: "-if you don't-" runt: "i will come back." uncle threestrings: "i just need to know somethin... how many cups do ya think they got up there?"
0:58:06 pinch: "doppler we need to break this thing or somethin-" runt: "no, don't- don't break it :[" /.../ runt: "i wanna keep it!"
1:14:24 runt: "they got this big fuckin circle in the sky too, what the fuck is that?" uncle threestrings: ".. circle? who made that?" runt: "i don't know!" uncle threestrings: "how'd they put it there?"
1:28:08 cut: "she want another one?" blink: "gran- yeah, granny granite wants a slice of cake, she took my package. you know how it is, this happens every time!" cut: "i'm gonna run out, i'm gonna run out, she's just gonna eat it all-" blink: "how! how are you gonna run out?! what do you mean-" cut: "she's just gonna eat it all!" blink: "but she's so old and slow!" (i love blink's outbursts lmfao)
1:33:05 immediate simping for aeon as her design is revealed ("id let her beat me up" lmfao)
1:37:07 (realizing i didn't put together before how he somehow got his steamsled back, obv upon rewatch i know it's because of his capture but just interesting to think about how that slipped by me the first time and catching it in subsequent watches)
1:37:51 baby's first "YOU DUDE" blink: (starts running) troy: "don't play hard to get with me dude, i'll fucking catch you, i'll fucking catch you no matter how fuckin long you run i will keep running, i'm an endurance animal of a human being" (sprinting) "you can flee now- i can track you, dude"
1:39:45 (cont. from scene above, somewhat) troy: "dude, there's no need to be such a fucking freak-" blink: "what the fuck-" troy: "-i'm just trying to talk to you-" blink: "-what the fuck are you-" troy: "-i just wanted to say... i just wanted to tell you that i'm fuckin cool, and you have gotta run with me, dude, if you wanna make it down here."
1:40:31 troy believes he's at furcon, blink calls him fantasy slurs (also he "loves birds" wauw)
1:42:17 here troy says that blink's his only ticket out, and when blink asks why him troy says he's not supposed to tell him :0
1:43:06 troy: "oh, yeah, i do have a combrussion"
1:47:00 bizly: (rolls a two against troy & blink's stealth) "dude, a two, a TWO, you're fine! you're fine." charlie (in troys voice): "yah, dude i fuckin know,"
1:49:06 the making of yort (& knilb)
1:50:12 blink: "let's-let's tackle this one thing at a time, okay?" troy yort: "alright, dude, i'm fuckin, i'm yort"
1:51:45 troy yort: "have you ever heard the saying, one guy's trash is another dude's.. fuckin,,.. coo- like- fuckin shit."
1:52:22 blink: "i don't wanna- i'm gonna be frank, the more you talk, the more i don't want to help you." troy yort: "dude, who the FUCK is frank, dude? why do you wanna be him? we already got you a cool name??"
1:54:09 troy yort: "cogs? we literally, like, live, breathe, and eat cogs up there, man. i mean, we also use it as money, but you know what i mean. we DONT eat, breathe, or live it, we just use it as money."
1:54:40 cloudspire hoohah rise up
1:54:46 blink: "what are you saying??" troy yort: "dude, you are just ridiculous, man, i-i don't even know where to start. i mean like, so basically, i'm like the shit."
1:55:12 just a straight roll like man and woman missionary fuckin dude fucking a woman straight roll troy yort: "honestly sometimes i think about guys"
1:57:20 (i just love how, even tho troy JUST met blink, he's already so willing to back him up. he doesn't quite understand when he DOES need to stand down but i think it does show he's never been a fully awful person.)
1:57:57 blink: "well we got some, uh, some tetanus shots in here. a few of them have been poked by granny- granny granite, so be careful about that, she's very pokey." arch: "wouldn't want anyone to catch whatever she's got, hahaha!" troy yort: "i'm not sayin anything" baby's first i'm not sayin anything (this whole interaction is so fuckin funny to me)
2:00:42 troy yort: "i don't understand why this is happening?!" blink: "i already told you!!" troy yort: "i didn't say anything!" blink: "you kept saying you weren't saying anything!!!" troy yort: "i thought that's what you wanted!! you need to be CLEAR!!"
2:02:36 bizly: "a blunt arrow comes whizzing by your head." charlie (as troy yort): "fuckin what i just smoke it" once again charlie is possessed by troy
2:06:28 the bit with the old woman and her dead husband's pan and her second husband
2:09:18 graphite's rock and the painting (troy yort keeping the rock after too is so real, i love rocks :3)
2:11:36 troy: "hey graphite, dude, can i level with you?" graphite: ".... suuuuure?" troy: "alright, sick, cuz i think i get some hp from that. maybe some other little goodies." graphite: "you just say things, don't you?" troy: "troy"
emmm amnother doodle lol, this time with all three
they are holding hands cuz they are besties
anways its messy but im happy w it
just gonna jump into it, SPOILERS BELOW
nvm, ps, from just over halfway thru, this one ALSO ends up way too long lmfao. but some of these are just really long scenes that i did not have the heart to cut off (even tho anyone who does decide to read this will def have already seen them. but. IDC ITS FOR MEEE)
0:02:08 TROY REUNITES WITH HIS ROCK LETS GOOOO
0:02:30 blink: "i feel like i owe you both a bit of an explanation about the vixens and uh, who i am, regarding-" runt: "i don't give a fuck." blink: "oh okay, yeah, sure! no i mean, if we- if we can skip this honestly, that's- that's great! i don't like talking about it" troy: "alright, well, if she doesn't care either, then uh" blink: "that's awesome, good, okay"
0:02:39 genuinely huge team building moment for troy, i forgot that he did actually apologize in this, genuinely awesome troy moment (common troy W) (this why he's my boy) (piece of shit but he makes up for it and i love him for it)
0:04:19 troy: "i feel like i let you down and it's the semifinals and i got my fuckin foot stuck in the gears and i shit my pants... and i fell down on the fuckin mountain... i got interviewed and i cried on live TV, thats how i feel." troy: "not that that would ever happen." grizz (as runt): "i just watched him roll for deception!"
0:05:14 runt: "d'you shit your pants often?" troy: "i literally have never shit my pants." charlie: (rolls for deception) "it's actually a 19" condi: (rolls insight) "i got a 2, i believe you" troy: "this guy up there shit my pants, you wouldn't believe it!" runt: (rolls insight) "... ookay!"
0:06:22 runt: "and you're good too, and i mean like, you- so what, you get a little close, you get a little, uh, kissy-kissy with one of the uh, vixens when you were younger, so what?" blink: "no! i don't get a little kissy-kissy with her. i would never do that, first of all, okay?" troy: "i get it, you don't have to do that when you FUCK."
0:07:54 runt: "okay, i'll dumb it down for troy, he fucked up, someone got killed. that someone was close to another someone--that someone with the fox ears." troy: (processes as runt is speaking) "ah shit, i'm sorry man!"
0:11:20 troy: "alright, so up there, there's somethin-- you'd actually really like this i think-- there's something called steamsledding, and you have a sled, like this one, pretty cool-" runt: "-could be better" troy: "-and you all- and you all g--prolly not!--and you all get on a slope, and you go downhill and you race each other to the bottom. and that's actually a sport we do up there."
0:12:33 runt: "you don't look like it but you're actually pretty tough, and scary" troy: "i appreciate that!" runt: "yeah no worries.." troy: "yeah, no, for sure i would kill someone-" blink: "yeah, you are really tough and really scary." /.../ troy: "i'm not sayin anything either, i'm not saying anything, i'm just sayin i'd kill someone, but i'm not even saying anything!" troy: "...not that i've done it." (he is so bad at talking about self defense (and takes it a little far) and totally is not helping his case) (i still love him tho)
0:15:05 troy: "guys, i'm startin to think there's not any rules."
0:16:07 runt: "i still gotta get to the inventor!" troy: "woahwoah woah woah, guys, we're still in the hu- you know it's fuckin bad juju to break the huddle before you say bye. uh, anyway, i just wanted to say-" blink: "-and also, i think we need to maybe we take a sleep" troy: "i appreciate you sharing, i appreciate you both of you and what you contribute to this team. bye." blink: "bye?"
0:18:15 runt: "you old- you old people and gettin tired so easily, i mean i could go for another fuckin-" blink: "i need my nap!! okay??" troy: "how bout'cha nap on the way, i'll put you on the little sled!"
0:19:57 bizly: "doesn't troy only have one HP??" charlie (as troy): "i got better"
0:20:23 troy: "alright!" (clap) "let's hit the road. er the- or the whatever... i dunno if you guys know what roads are." blink: "yeah. we have roads." troy: "alright!" (clap) "then let's hit the road!"
0:20:40 charlie (as troy): "i didn't know that thing, so.." grizz (as runt): "me neither, i'm just a gorl." charlie (as troy): "i'm just a guy"
0:27:37 (timestamp slightly off bc i trimmed what i included and im not going all the way back to get an exact one like i usually try to do) troy: "runt, did you say if there's pizza on the ground not to eat it?" runt: "don't fuckin eat it but let me know!" troy: "alright, i want you to know im gonna eat it." bizly: "if you look up, there's a cone shaped building hanging from the ceiling. and you smell that smell of pizza comin from straight from it." charlie (as troy): "coming from the cone shaped building?" bizly: "on the ceiling." charlie (as troy): "i mean it's not on the ground, so it doesn't count, so i'm gonna try and.. what the fuck it's like in the- i can't get that." (i just love troy's train of thought, the way he thinks about things, the way it's like when cars rear end each other in a large pile up, just another one, and another one, and another one crashing. thats how he speaks like always (yeah, i'm so normal)) troy: "guys- that's building smells like pizza." runt: "that's somebody's house!"
0:30:20 runt: (yelling to troy, who flung himself up onto a bridge hanging from the ceiling) "you're halfway to home you might as well just go all the way!" troy: "i don't s- there's- i'm- i'd hit the ceiling i can't." runt: "figure it out, you fuckin buffoon!" troy: "i can't dig..." and then troy gets himself into trouble (gettin the "whoop ass")
0:33:55 bizly: "nothing terrible happens, you guys just flop down into the water" charlie (as troy): "alright i give up." bizly: "you guys are just floating in it" charlie (as troy): "yeah, i'm just not gonna meet this guy." bizly: (laughing) "i put a PIZZA SHOP in your way, and i have put- i have put a FLOATING PIECE OF WOOD in your way, and it has somehow led you to GIVE UP." charlie (as troy): "i couldn't beat it!" troy: "alright blink, you wanna just float for a bit with me?" blink: "yeah, sure" troy: "good luck in there runt, we couldn't make it" runt: "just fuckin stand up, are you scared of being a little wet??"
0:35:15 bizly: "you hear- you hear..." (mimics playing a little tune on a banjo) troy: (clearly upset about something) "oh great." (laughter ensues) blink: "troy, why are you so depressed lately?" troy: "dude, it's just been, honestly- i was ready for a nice walk with you guys, it's been nonstop hijinks." runt: "welcome to the fuckin trenches, alright, it's not pretty, it's not perfect, but it's home, alright-" troy: "no, i don't think you- you need to- you need to understand, you're from around here, the hijinks are ceaseless"
0:35:47 UNCLE THREESTRINGS LETS GOOO
0:36:22 uncle threestrings: "well hang on just a minute, what does this look like? hang on" (pulls down glasses) "hang on" (puts glasses up) "hang on" (pulls down glasses) uncle threestrings: (singing) "looks like a new friend is here," troy: "runt what's this guy doin." uncle threestrings: (singing still) "looks like a new friend is here," troy: "this just feels like another fuckin hijink, dude." runt: "don't you- you don't have- they don't have fuckin music where you come from??" /.../ uncle threestrings: (fuckin shreds on the banjo) troy: "oh hang on there's a bridge." runt: "oh my god, the solos- he's fuckin killin it!" troy: "god damnit, how's that even possible?"
0:39:07 troy: (continues to struggle to get across the damn bridge) uncle threestrings: (helps troy up and across) "oh! you're all wet! how'd that happen?" blink: "birds don't have good balance, you should know this." uncle threestrings: "oh right birds don't have good balance!" (falls into the water) "i almost forgot! somebody wanna help me up? runt, cmon, i can't see- my glasses!!"
0:39:52 uncle threestrings: "i remember when.. runt was just a little..." runt: "this fuckin dude." uncle threestrings: "just a little tiny thang!" troy: "yeauh" uncle threestrings: "i used to sing this song for her..." troy: "are you gonna sing it now? are you gonna? are you gonna sing it now?" grizz: "you're gonna make him cry..." troy: "you gonna sing for us? are you gonna sing it?" grizz: "you're makin him cry..." uncle threestrings: (quitely, singing) "nighty night," troy: "there it is." uncle threestrings: "nighty night," troy: "he's singin it." uncle threestrings: "sleepy tight," troy: "he's singin his song." uncle threestrings: "don'tchu fight," troy: "he's cryin and he's singing his song." uncle threestrings: "don't fall in," troy: (speaking voice) "don't fall in." uncle threestrings: "piranhas bite," troy: "alright." uncle threestrings: "nighty night" runt: (pouring coffee inside the house, smiling) (this one was also super long but. i love this interaction, sm. troy being in his weird pouty mood, but uncle threestrings opening up to them singin his lil song, and runt smiling a bit about him getting to meet new people. like. UGH I LOVE THEM.)
0:42:06 uncle threestrings: (singing) "i told you i'd stop, but, as soon as i'm out, they pull me back in," runt: "i know you're not going to stop with your- your- your cards and stuff," uncle threestrings: (singing cont.) "how can i stop," runt: "and how much- how many cogs do you owe him?" uncle threestrings: (still singing) "and i've just begun?" troy: "oh. this like some kinda fucked up gambling addiction song?" runt: "why'd you have to put it like that? it's not an addiction, its just- he's lonely!" troy: "he- he just can't stop?" runt: "he's lonely!!" (i would include the rest of this song and dialogue (it's so fucking funny) but this has gotten so long lmfao) (i just love uncle threestrings so much) (we don't see him enough these days :[ )
0:47:01 runt: "alright, you feel uncomfortable, you feel sad, you feel lonely, just, fuckin, squeeze that thing and you'll be closer to- to- to 3.14159blahlahbl... than you fuckin know." troy: (quietly) "2, 6, 5, 3, 5" runt: "how did you know that???" troy: "tro- that shit's troy math."
0:49:06 runt: "are you fuckin serious? it's not 300, nobody has 300 cogs down here! look at where we are! you live in a cheese!" pizza bat guy (i fully can't rember if he has a name rn): "i live in tha cheese??" runt: "it looks like cheese to me, but i didn't get-" pizza bat guy: "it's not cheese, it's my home!" runt: "awright well everything looks like cheese to me, i don't know!"
0:50:51 runt: (was told they shouldn't be loud and shouldn't have any lights, gestures towards troy) "should we cover his bright blonde head?"
0:55:01 blink: "somebody else make this call, i don't feel comfortable doing it." troy: "i don't even go here" (cackling) bizly: "everything's a college? you just think you're going to a weird, different college"
0:56:43 runt: "i haven't been this far out in the trench... ever, so... well this is fucking beautiful!" blink: "that's what i'm saying" troy: "nawh even for me, honestly. and im rich. not right now, tho" blink: "what does that have to do with..." runt: "it's kinda one of those things that when you see it for the first time it's like core memory, yknow? you just kinda don't ever wanna forget the smells, and the sights, and- oh fuck, you two are here with me and i'm gonna remember you fuckers are here the whole time!" troy: "never gonna forget this" blink: "well i- i, i thought maybe that would make it, like, better?" troy: "troy, troy, troy, troy, troy, troy, troy, troy,-" runt: "you think-" blink: "okay, no, i get it igetitigetitigetitigetit-" troy: "and now that's in there." runt: "you can believe i am NOT gonna forget YOU." troy: "alright, word up." runt: "whatever- however you want to take that." troy: "hey, i'll try not to ru- you guy- what?"
0:57:24 split this to better highlight what is arguably one of the best moments, where troy stuttered (see above) and made the guy and decided to deal with it by smacking them with his steamsled. he KNOCKED HIM OUT. (too long to put so please just pretend i wrote everything from this until aboouut 1:01:00) (i wrote like all of it but then didn't like how long it was lmao)
1:02:23 runt: "wait, hold on one second, hold on- look, this could work out for us, i mean like, they're taking him to jail!" blink: "i don't even know how to justify it anymore, he made a dick joke, then punched the guy in the face-" grizz: "im- im going to fall out of my fucking seat-" blink: "what do i- what do i even say to that? honestly, i don't know??" runt: "mr. blink, like, look, level with me, i know im fuckin- i haven't been around as long as you have, but like, he's got problems! he's got issues! he just fuckin- he hurt that guy-"
1:07:02 bizly's world building is fucking awesome, this shit is so WHIMSICAL !!!!!
1:08:17 runt: "well- i mean.. he had it comin, so... whatever?" guy (who troy knocked out): "i dont know, yknow, sometimes you just stutter, 'n things happen." runt: "i don't... remember him stutterin', you probably should forget about that..." (charlie LOSING it in video is so good) guy: "so, if he didn't stutter, why did he hit me?" runt: "well i don't.. feel like you should... be thinkin about..." guy: "then he- then he hit me for no reason?" runt: "is it normal for people- for- for people to do that when they stutter, if they do?" guy: "it happens to the best of us!" runt: "oh, so they'll go easier on him if you testify that he stuttered?" guy: "that, i mean, IF he stuttered. but you say he didn't, so he didn't!" runt: "i'm pretty sure he didn't but what do i know- i sa- i'm just a gorl, i'm just a gorl here!"
1:09:16 runt: "uhhh twink? no blink, that's right."
1:09:31 in the video you can see charlie pass.. THE note. the one. you know the one. grizz: (laughing) "i'm trying to speak, like so clear..." bizly: "what did you write..?" charlie: "nothing..." bizly: "mmkay. (this interaction sounds like when a teacher catches kids passing notes) bizly: "did you- if you wrote that- i think, it- okay, nevermind."
1:12:00 THE PAYOFF runt: "you don't wanna- you don't wanna- you don't- fuck..." charlie: (absoultely losing it) "YESS!! YEESS" grizz: "i gotta knock him out, dude" charlie: "i... passed him a note-" bizly: "that said if you stutter you gotta knock him out?" charlie: "i said: if you stutter you know what to do." bizly: "yeah.. i was worried about that." condi: "i thought- that's exactly what i thought it was" grizz: "i can't let him remember that i stuttered."
1:12:51 charlie: "imagine someone stutters-" (makes stuttering noises) (squints eyes, staring deeply at bizly, still but wavering slightly) bizly: (laughing) "it's just- BRAIN BLAST right then and there" charlie: "and then they like, reach for something and for the rest of the conversation, they're just holding it" bizly: "really scary"
1:13:40 grizz has a troy math moment (then threatens to kill knock out everyone at the table)
1:16:14 NYAH ARRIVES!!!!!!!! (also the way troy interacts w/ nyah, like "oh i love you i love you so much" and calling it a good boy/girl/thing is so sweet :[[[[ )
1:17:34 charlie (as troy): "i just-" (exhale noise) "-just release all my air, and think tight- tight troy-" grizz: (laughing) "'tight troy'" charlie (as troy): "-which is what they call me." (i know it's for the bit but HUUHH?? cannon now. what does it mean.)
1:19:17 troy: (referring to NYAH) "this guy is fuckin awesome, he is stimming right now."
1:20:40 PETER SQLOINT MY BELOVED MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO (i love troy calling nyah his solemate :[[[ ) (i am now convinced troy is just the evil frat boy version of peter)
1:21:20 blink: "yeah, that's insane-" NYAH: (makes little hissing/rattling noises) troy: "alright dude, he doesn't like your voice, stop it. im gonna go-" (laughter) "-i'm gonna go, uh, and try now, in my disguise, to get my sled (charlie as troy now) with my double natural 20s crazy situation." blink: "yeah, i'm gonna go... cry? i think?"
1:22:34 runt and troy bonding (over knocking a guy out for stuttering) (oh my god he's such a bad influence)
1:23:00 troy: "what- it's not- dude, i literally learned this when i was like, 5, it's not a crime if i do it. now let's just get out there-" runt: "you say- no- no, pause," troy: "what,," runt: "you say something and then you wanna move on like you didn't say it, you just said that you were taught, when you were 5, that you can't do crime?" troy: "no, there's a difference, is i said something and then i was ready to move on." runt: "well i'm not ready to move on, cuz that's just not how it works" troy: "okay. wait what's your question?" runt: "what did they tell- that you can't do crime?" troy: "they told me that if i do a crime it doesn't count." blink: "why doesn't it count if you do the crime? i'm confused, i don't get it." troy: "well cuz if most people do the crime it counts, right?" blink: "yeah? but why not with you?" troy: "it doesn't count with me." runt: "alright, elaborate-" blink: "elaborate, please, yes." troy: "i mean, dude, i cannot control who i am, and i am who i am, and i can't do crime." blink: "wha- why?" troy: "we probably shouldn't have this conversation in the open." blink: "that's like the smartest thing you've ever said, actually." troy: "what is?" blink: "nevermind. lets just go."
1:24:43 blink: "but, o- o- orion did- aw shit i stuttered, i'm sorry ripley-" lowkey wish he did knock her out, wouldve been so funny
(oh my god these keep getting longer. they're just. TOO MANY GOOD MOMENTS. STOP IT!!!!)
this is a collection of all my favorite moments, scenes, interactions, and so on (as well as interesting observations that ive noticed through my multiple rewatches) from wonderlust. this is mostly for myself lmao
NOTE: so far, i only got thru ep 1 because. im tired and its almost 4 am lmao. i do wanna get thru all the eps for this tho so :3
style conventions(so i rember qwq): things are listed chronologically, by episode, with timestamps (h:mm:ss). i also (vaguely) color coded dialogue, just the PCs w/ their colors (troy in red, runt in purple, blink in green). if there is dialogue between the lines im highlighting, there will be "/.../" followed by the next line im including. finally, additional notes/thoughts/etc from me will be in small text, italicized parenthases (like this)
this will be updated as i rewatch episodes or watch new episodes :]
WARNING: beyond this point, there WILL be spoilers. proceed at your own risk!
ps: if there is anything that isnt here that you think is worthy, feel free to add on! also, there are very likely typos and/or formatting errors so. oopsie :3 (did try my best to make sure there werent)
pps: many of these will likely involve troy because im so brainrot for this guy but i do really love them all and their dynamics :3
0:06:14 troy: "well then- the the fuckin uh, i gue- i guess they'll- i guess they'll fuckin- i guess when they- i guess-"
0:07:42 baby's first troy math
0:11:50 the incident
0:17:30 troy: "my names troy and i'm never gonna die!" (this note was taken when ep 23 was the latest--so far its true, but i suppose we'll see if it continues to do so)
0:37:30 this whole interaction with runt and her cousins is just adorable and i lobv it
0:45:43 ♪♫ you gotta be careful, little runt ♫♪
0:46:40 runt: "you're goddamn right uncle threestrings, why don't they give you a record deal?" uncle threestrings: "....... hohh.." (also charlie's face during this reacting to the song lmfao)
0:47:22 uncle threestrings: "if you don't come back-" runt: "ah-" uncle threestrings: "-if you don't-" runt: "i will come back." uncle threestrings: "i just need to know somethin... how many cups do ya think they got up there?"
0:58:06 pinch: "doppler we need to break this thing or somethin-" runt: "no, don't- don't break it :[" /.../ runt: "i wanna keep it!"
1:14:24 runt: "they got this big fuckin circle in the sky too, what the fuck is that?" uncle threestrings: ".. circle? who made that?" runt: "i don't know!" uncle threestrings: "how'd they put it there?"
1:28:08 cut: "she want another one?" blink: "gran- yeah, granny granite wants a slice of cake, she took my package. you know how it is, this happens every time!" cut: "i'm gonna run out, i'm gonna run out, she's just gonna eat it all-" blink: "how! how are you gonna run out?! what do you mean-" cut: "she's just gonna eat it all!" blink: "but she's so old and slow!" (i love blink's outbursts lmfao)
1:33:05 immediate simping for aeon as her design is revealed ("id let her beat me up" lmfao)
1:37:07 (realizing i didn't put together before how he somehow got his steamsled back, obv upon rewatch i know it's because of his capture but just interesting to think about how that slipped by me the first time and catching it in subsequent watches)
1:37:51 baby's first "YOU DUDE" blink: (starts running) troy: "don't play hard to get with me dude, i'll fucking catch you, i'll fucking catch you no matter how fuckin long you run i will keep running, i'm an endurance animal of a human being" (sprinting) "you can flee now- i can track you, dude"
1:39:45 (cont. from scene above, somewhat) troy: "dude, there's no need to be such a fucking freak-" blink: "what the fuck-" troy: "-i'm just trying to talk to you-" blink: "-what the fuck are you-" troy: "-i just wanted to say... i just wanted to tell you that i'm fuckin cool, and you have gotta run with me, dude, if you wanna make it down here."
1:40:31 troy believes he's at furcon, blink calls him fantasy slurs (also he "loves birds" wauw)
1:42:17 here troy says that blink's his only ticket out, and when blink asks why him troy says he's not supposed to tell him :0
1:43:06 troy: "oh, yeah, i do have a combrussion"
1:47:00 bizly: (rolls a two against troy & blink's stealth) "dude, a two, a TWO, you're fine! you're fine." charlie (in troys voice): "yah, dude i fuckin know,"
1:49:06 the making of yort (& knilb)
1:50:12 blink: "let's-let's tackle this one thing at a time, okay?" troy yort: "alright, dude, i'm fuckin, i'm yort"
1:51:45 troy yort: "have you ever heard the saying, one guy's trash is another dude's.. fuckin,,.. coo- like- fuckin shit."
1:52:22 blink: "i don't wanna- i'm gonna be frank, the more you talk, the more i don't want to help you." troy yort: "dude, who the FUCK is frank, dude? why do you wanna be him? we already got you a cool name??"
1:54:09 troy yort: "cogs? we literally, like, live, breathe, and eat cogs up there, man. i mean, we also use it as money, but you know what i mean. we DONT eat, breathe, or live it, we just use it as money."
1:54:40 cloudspire hoohah rise up
1:54:46 blink: "what are you saying??" troy yort: "dude, you are just ridiculous, man, i-i don't even know where to start. i mean like, so basically, i'm like the shit."
1:55:12 just a straight roll like man and woman missionary fuckin dude fucking a woman straight roll troy yort: "honestly sometimes i think about guys"
1:57:20 (i just love how, even tho troy JUST met blink, he's already so willing to back him up. he doesn't quite understand when he DOES need to stand down but i think it does show he's never been a fully awful person.)
1:57:57 blink: "well we got some, uh, some tetanus shots in here. a few of them have been poked by granny- granny granite, so be careful about that, she's very pokey." arch: "wouldn't want anyone to catch whatever she's got, hahaha!" troy yort: "i'm not sayin anything" baby's first i'm not sayin anything (this whole interaction is so fuckin funny to me)
2:00:42 troy yort: "i don't understand why this is happening?!" blink: "i already told you!!" troy yort: "i didn't say anything!" blink: "you kept saying you weren't saying anything!!!" troy yort: "i thought that's what you wanted!! you need to be CLEAR!!"
2:02:36 bizly: "a blunt arrow comes whizzing by your head." charlie (as troy yort): "fuckin what i just smoke it" once again charlie is possessed by troy
2:06:28 the bit with the old woman and her dead husband's pan and her second husband
2:09:18 graphite's rock and the painting (troy yort keeping the rock after too is so real, i love rocks :3)
2:11:36 troy: "hey graphite, dude, can i level with you?" graphite: ".... suuuuure?" troy: "alright, sick, cuz i think i get some hp from that. maybe some other little goodies." graphite: "you just say things, don't you?" troy: "troy"
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welcome to ep 4, i dont think i have anything to preface this with so just umm SPOILERS AHEAD
0:02:52 grizz (as runt): "dragon deez nuts across yo forehead!" troy: "dude what" grizz: "she didn't say that in character, okay?!"
0:03:12 troy: (to the dragon nuzzling runt) "dude she told you to STOP" troy proceeds to be an ass and almost kill blink (on accident but. like.) (the one time i really actually hate troy's actions, i forgot that he basically tried to punt a dog, i can't really defend him here. i mean he probably is really shaken up and has been thru a lot in a short period of time, likely lowkey traumatic, but like. still. its fucked up. i just ignore that he did this lmfao)
0:05:20 blink: "WHY WOULD YOU ATTACK THE DRAGON??" troy: "IT BREATHED FIRE ON ME!!" runt: "don't fuckin do that again!" blink: "yeah they do that, thats- dragons- dragons do that!" troy: "well-" bizly: "you know that" troy: "i know that!" (laughter ensues) blink: "sometimes it singes a little bit!" runt: "you're way too fuckin fast to- to resort to violence!" troy: (mid getting chewed out) "one second there's something shiny over there"
0:08:46 grizz: (just got done explaining the really cool shit runt got, after condi had talked about the cool thing blink got) bizly: "alright, troy?" charlie (as troy): "alright, that's a really cool sled" bizly: "so wh- what- what i-" charlie (as troy): "um yah i mean, i- im gonna take that" bizly: "just a sled? charlie (as troy): "yeah" bizly: "there's just a sled?" condi: "just a really cool sled" bizly: "is there like a.. a thing about it, specifically?" charlie (as troy): "um. i already told you" bizly: "that it's-it's cool?" charlie (as troy): "its a really cool sled" bizly: (hype voice) "alright, troy you find a cool sled! dude, and you know what- and you know what's crazy about it? its like, sick." charlie (as troy): "it is sick" condi: "it looks sick, yeah" charlie (as troy) : "dude, they got everything here."
0:12:02 runt: "so i don't really know how this would be possible, but if i'm reading this right, there's like a- a.. particle translator? basically it teleports you from one place to another" troy: "in english- in english!" runt: "yeah, it basically, you be here now, you step on the thing, and you are somewhere else, instantly." troy: "in english" runt: "you go somewhere else. fast" troy: "fine." (runs away)
0:15:25 blink: "you're kidding me- you're- TROY YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME- YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME, TROY" troy: "how would i be kidding you, he's right here" runt: (hands in the air) "they fuckin kid- they- they kidnapped me!" blink: "that- is THAT WHY YOU CAME UP TO ME?? IS THAT WHY YOU CAME UP TO ME SPECIFICALLY AND BEGGED ME FOR HELP?" troy: "yeah that's why i was telling you i had to stick with you no matter what" runt: "help! i've been fucking kidnapped! help! they- they kidnapped me, th- they brought me down here!" blink: "RUNT?? YOU TOO- oh god.." troy: "no this is a good idea- she kidnapped me!" runt: "i- i didn't fuckin do that!" aeon: "this is an interesting place here. kidnappin kids?" runt: "EXACTLY what the- wrong- what the fuck is wrong with you?" troy: "dude, what is- seriously, you have a problem." blink: "are you two serious right now??" (another long one but this is funny asf, troy & runt whispering and plotting to sneak away is so good)
0:16:45 blink: "troy, don't you- don't say a word!" troy: "i'm not sayin anything!" runt: "i'm not sayin anything either!" troy: "we're not sayin anything!"
0:17:00 runt: "this is my boy yort, he's got his tail stuck in his pants" troy yort?: "hey listen, i dunno what your- what your game is here, i dunno what your deal is, but these guys--they helped me get this really cool sled, and if you get any closer to me, i will hit you with it! and it's really cool so you'll prolly instantly die." runt: "he's got a weapon, but he is kidnapped!" troy yort: "i've got a- and i'm crazy, too." /.../ runt: "this guy's fuckin dangerous!" yort: "i'm super dangerous!" blink: "what do you mean bringing one of these guys down here, he fell down the hole and i was trying to help him get back up-" yort troy??: (literally starts barking) blink: "-and from the sounds of it- what?? is your PROBLEM troy??" aeon: "they're even worse than i thought"
0:18:31 aeon: "who's the rugrat?" runt: "who the fuck did you just call a rugrat i swear to fucking god, what's the fucking problem-" troy: "dude, runt, do you wanna escalate this? cuz i am down to escalate this- i do not appreciate the way you are talking to her!" runt: "do you- do you know where you are? cuz i don't think you know where you are-" troy: "do you fuckin know who she is? she is fuckin smartest girl in the world- she's in your fuckin head, dude." runt: "yknow what? that's it" (charges up her shit) troy: (readies his sled) runt: "you better watch yourself, okay, i'm kidnapping YOU now"
0:19:34 troy: "ah- there's no shot, i mean i think we should just beat the shit out of these guys" runt: "for once, i'm with you!" troy: "that's what i'm fuckin sayin!" (fistbumps runt) runt: "let's do it!"
0:22:05 bizly: "this boomerang comes down and slashes at your face, with the spikes on the front of it. and- it gives you a big long cut along the side of your face." (this visual is cool and i love the idea of troy now having a cool scar) troy: "alright, you just fucked up the moneymaker" aeon: "yknow, i was gonna bring you back to the surface, but now i think you're going to stay down here with me." troy: "why would stay with someone who threw a boomerang at me??" (beats the absolute living shit out of her with his sled)
0:23:55 the imagery and flavoring for blink using magic missile is so cool
0:25:44 blink: "dude they're- ah shit, they're air juggling you!" troy: "ah fuck, dude- they're juggling me!" blink: "no get away from the wall- get away from the wall they're gonna combo you!" troy: "i'm comboed dude, i'm in it- i'm getting wall bounced, i'm getting fucking wall bounced" blink: "they're gonna wall break you- dude they're wall breaking- ah shit" troy: "dude, they're mixing me up! they're mixing me up this isn't fair!" runt: "your bones kinda look like jello right now"
0:31:33 condi: "bizly, would it ruin everything if i burnt this place down so they couldn't get anything from here?" bizly: "no" grizz (as runt): "we are all in here" charlie (as troy): "dude, i'm just in a pile of grease, i'll be fine!"
0:32:14 TURBO TROY
0:36:11 runt: "my gam gams says that two wrongs don't make a right. and there's a lotta smoke in here" (coughing) "theres like fuckin- it's fillin up, i will leave your ass!" blink: "troy, she's already got a bad cough" troy: "ah shit, alright, alright, no worries, alright" runt: "it's not that fuckin bad, it's just the smoke!" troy: "dude it's all good, listen, i'm the team captain and i'm ready to go down for the ship, you guys get outta here!" runt: "word!" (cackling ensues) blink: "okay- i mean, yeah, that's one- that's another thing off the checklist, cool, um just need to deliver this letter now." (okay but. troy willing? to literally die for them ,, (and them just lowkey being like aight bet tho lmfao))
0:37:29 runt: "lets think this through, okay? if he dies in the fire, then that's one less problem we gotta deal with. he DID say he was gonna go up there and- and- and tell his fuckin father, who makes those fuckin soldiers" (coughing) "that we live down here, and that's gonna be a big fuckin problem, don't you think? plus, also, don't you kinda get a murderous vibe from this guy? what's stopping him from turning his sled on us next?" blink: "shit, you're right, but-" runt: "-and it's getting really hot in here," troy: (in the distance) "IM GOING TURBO" (banging his sled on things) (dude is NOT helping his case) blink: (looks at runt, somber look in his eye) "i can't just let him die."
0:40:40 (troy showing his loyalty and willingness to do anything for those he views as belonging to his team) (for better or worse)
0:41: 12 grizz (as runt): "runt math- 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25- alright, 25, i dont give a fuck, i count on my fingers" charlie (as troy): "fuck yeah, runt math!!"
0:41:38 bizly: "dude just imagining you like standing there, saying 'ah shit,,, fuck,,' with A DAGGER IN YOUR CHEST is REALLY KINDA FUCKIN NUTS DUDE" (mimics getting stabbed in the chest) "'aw shit dude, .. wait fuck,, fuck dawg!'"
0:43:10 TROY'S DOWN IN THE GODDAMN FIRE
0:47:54 elevator tequila!
0:48:10 runt: (stabalizes troy) "i woulda done that for that fuckin chick that you like, had the hots for, but uh- they pulled her away!" blink: "i don't have 'the hots' for her." runt: "really? you seen she fuckin beat- beat the shit out of him, well, actually- blink: "-she's just a childhood friend okay? i don't wanna hurt her. there's a lotta history there." runt: ".. how long's this elevator ride?" blink: "i dunno, we came down a long way" runt: (singing along to the tequila elevator music) "tequila!"
0:48:49 runt can convene with god (which actually in retrospect is nuts cuz she eventually does convene with (a) god?? lmao)
0:49:13 blink: (explaining his history w/ aeon) (as runt had literally asked) runt: "woah, the fuck- way to trauma dump! oh my gawd" /.../ runt: "so like- how does- how does that translate into becoming the mailman??"
0:51:09 (charlie's wiggling pretending to be slapped awake by runt is so funny)
addendum: this one ended up insanely long w/ like every piece of dialogue again lmfao (they're too good at being funny and entertaining lmfao) (out of curiosity i calculated it and w/ 26 moments i included here, and this ep being ~56.5 minutes (including! the stuff before/after the actual content) something funny happened, according to my standards, approx. every 2 minutes,, oops)
this is a collection of all my favorite moments, scenes, interactions, and so on (as well as interesting observations that ive noticed through my multiple rewatches) from wonderlust. this is mostly for myself lmao
NOTE: so far, i only got thru ep 1 because. im tired and its almost 4 am lmao. i do wanna get thru all the eps for this tho so :3
style conventions(so i rember qwq): things are listed chronologically, by episode, with timestamps (h:mm:ss). i also (vaguely) color coded dialogue, just the PCs w/ their colors (troy in red, runt in purple, blink in green). if there is dialogue between the lines im highlighting, there will be "/.../" followed by the next line im including. finally, additional notes/thoughts/etc from me will be in small text, italicized parenthases (like this)
this will be updated as i rewatch episodes or watch new episodes :]
WARNING: beyond this point, there WILL be spoilers. proceed at your own risk!
ps: if there is anything that isnt here that you think is worthy, feel free to add on! also, there are very likely typos and/or formatting errors so. oopsie :3 (did try my best to make sure there werent)
pps: many of these will likely involve troy because im so brainrot for this guy but i do really love them all and their dynamics :3
0:06:14 troy: "well then- the the fuckin uh, i gue- i guess they'll- i guess they'll fuckin- i guess when they- i guess-"
0:07:42 baby's first troy math
0:11:50 the incident
0:17:30 troy: "my names troy and i'm never gonna die!" (this note was taken when ep 23 was the latest--so far its true, but i suppose we'll see if it continues to do so)
0:37:30 this whole interaction with runt and her cousins is just adorable and i lobv it
0:45:43 ♪♫ you gotta be careful, little runt ♫♪
0:46:40 runt: "you're goddamn right uncle threestrings, why don't they give you a record deal?" uncle threestrings: "....... hohh.." (also charlie's face during this reacting to the song lmfao)
0:47:22 uncle threestrings: "if you don't come back-" runt: "ah-" uncle threestrings: "-if you don't-" runt: "i will come back." uncle threestrings: "i just need to know somethin... how many cups do ya think they got up there?"
0:58:06 pinch: "doppler we need to break this thing or somethin-" runt: "no, don't- don't break it :[" /.../ runt: "i wanna keep it!"
1:14:24 runt: "they got this big fuckin circle in the sky too, what the fuck is that?" uncle threestrings: ".. circle? who made that?" runt: "i don't know!" uncle threestrings: "how'd they put it there?"
1:28:08 cut: "she want another one?" blink: "gran- yeah, granny granite wants a slice of cake, she took my package. you know how it is, this happens every time!" cut: "i'm gonna run out, i'm gonna run out, she's just gonna eat it all-" blink: "how! how are you gonna run out?! what do you mean-" cut: "she's just gonna eat it all!" blink: "but she's so old and slow!" (i love blink's outbursts lmfao)
1:33:05 immediate simping for aeon as her design is revealed ("id let her beat me up" lmfao)
1:37:07 (realizing i didn't put together before how he somehow got his steamsled back, obv upon rewatch i know it's because of his capture but just interesting to think about how that slipped by me the first time and catching it in subsequent watches)
1:37:51 baby's first "YOU DUDE" blink: (starts running) troy: "don't play hard to get with me dude, i'll fucking catch you, i'll fucking catch you no matter how fuckin long you run i will keep running, i'm an endurance animal of a human being" (sprinting) "you can flee now- i can track you, dude"
1:39:45 (cont. from scene above, somewhat) troy: "dude, there's no need to be such a fucking freak-" blink: "what the fuck-" troy: "-i'm just trying to talk to you-" blink: "-what the fuck are you-" troy: "-i just wanted to say... i just wanted to tell you that i'm fuckin cool, and you have gotta run with me, dude, if you wanna make it down here."
1:40:31 troy believes he's at furcon, blink calls him fantasy slurs (also he "loves birds" wauw)
1:42:17 here troy says that blink's his only ticket out, and when blink asks why him troy says he's not supposed to tell him :0
1:43:06 troy: "oh, yeah, i do have a combrussion"
1:47:00 bizly: (rolls a two against troy & blink's stealth) "dude, a two, a TWO, you're fine! you're fine." charlie (in troys voice): "yah, dude i fuckin know,"
1:49:06 the making of yort (& knilb)
1:50:12 blink: "let's-let's tackle this one thing at a time, okay?" troy yort: "alright, dude, i'm fuckin, i'm yort"
1:51:45 troy yort: "have you ever heard the saying, one guy's trash is another dude's.. fuckin,,.. coo- like- fuckin shit."
1:52:22 blink: "i don't wanna- i'm gonna be frank, the more you talk, the more i don't want to help you." troy yort: "dude, who the FUCK is frank, dude? why do you wanna be him? we already got you a cool name??"
1:54:09 troy yort: "cogs? we literally, like, live, breathe, and eat cogs up there, man. i mean, we also use it as money, but you know what i mean. we DONT eat, breathe, or live it, we just use it as money."
1:54:40 cloudspire hoohah rise up
1:54:46 blink: "what are you saying??" troy yort: "dude, you are just ridiculous, man, i-i don't even know where to start. i mean like, so basically, i'm like the shit."
1:55:12 just a straight roll like man and woman missionary fuckin dude fucking a woman straight roll troy yort: "honestly sometimes i think about guys"
1:57:20 (i just love how, even tho troy JUST met blink, he's already so willing to back him up. he doesn't quite understand when he DOES need to stand down but i think it does show he's never been a fully awful person.)
1:57:57 blink: "well we got some, uh, some tetanus shots in here. a few of them have been poked by granny- granny granite, so be careful about that, she's very pokey." arch: "wouldn't want anyone to catch whatever she's got, hahaha!" troy yort: "i'm not sayin anything" baby's first i'm not sayin anything (this whole interaction is so fuckin funny to me)
2:00:42 troy yort: "i don't understand why this is happening?!" blink: "i already told you!!" troy yort: "i didn't say anything!" blink: "you kept saying you weren't saying anything!!!" troy yort: "i thought that's what you wanted!! you need to be CLEAR!!"
2:02:36 bizly: "a blunt arrow comes whizzing by your head." charlie (as troy yort): "fuckin what i just smoke it" once again charlie is possessed by troy
2:06:28 the bit with the old woman and her dead husband's pan and her second husband
2:09:18 graphite's rock and the painting (troy yort keeping the rock after too is so real, i love rocks :3)
2:11:36 troy: "hey graphite, dude, can i level with you?" graphite: ".... suuuuure?" troy: "alright, sick, cuz i think i get some hp from that. maybe some other little goodies." graphite: "you just say things, don't you?" troy: "troy"
okay throwback to when the suckening started and the first ep was streamed, and shilo said something like "i thought i was your special boy" and i was in chat like "OMG BBGRL YOU CAN BE MY SPECIAL BOY" and someone just replied with "username checks out"
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