This is a blog from a 43 (44 now) year old male, which is me. I've learned that sex is at it very best when your goal is making her cum harder, and more than she's ever had. For myself the goal isn't cumming, it's about everything that leads to it. The special girl that I've learned most of that with is still to this day teaching me more, and says I'm teaching her as well. We have learned and taught each so much, and are great at it. I really don't think it's possible to do what we do together with anybody but her. These are a lot of what we've done, and mastered together. I do love my piece of Candy!!
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My piece of Candy!
Bisexual
1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation? 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt? 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? 9. Do you like having your balls touched? 10. Do you like having your nipples touched? 11. Do you like having your anus touched? 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? 14. Do you have any kinks? 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? 16. Do you pee in the shower? 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? 18. Have you had sex in the shower? 19. Do you like being naked? 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? 21. Have you ever skinny dipped? 22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude? 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? 29. How many sexual partners have you had? 30. How often do you masturbate? 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it? 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? 37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend? 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? 39. Do you ever go commando? 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? 41. How big is your penis? 42. Does your penis curve at all? 43. Which testicle hangs lower? 44. How big are your breasts? 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven? 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris? 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts? 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? 51. Do you like the way your genitals look? 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? 53. Do you like your butt? 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? 58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? 59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? 60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? 61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? 63. Spit or swallow? 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? 66. Do you “squirt?” 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral? 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.? 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place? 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you? 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in? 73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? 75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? 78. Do you own any sex toys? 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)? 81. What are your favorite positions? 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? 83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner? 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries? 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)? 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up? 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there? 89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? 90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)? 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam? 92. Have you have phone sex? 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. 94. What’s something you like about your body? 95. What’s something you dislike about your body? 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest? 97. What was your most recent sexual thought? 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.? 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals? 100. Do you often imagine people naked?
My piece of Candy!
1: Do you ever wish you were someone else?
2: What is your full name?
3: How old are you and how old do you get mistaken for?
4: Have you ever dyed your hair?
5: What’s your eye color?
6: Your opinion about your body and how comfortable you are with it
7: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
8: What would you say is your best quality?
9: What are you really bad at?
10: What talent do you wish you had?
11: Are you nice to everyone?
12: What do you think about the most?
13: Things you like/dislike about yourself
14: What is your least favorite word?
15: What is your favorite word?
16: Are you more like your mom or your dad?
17: Would you ever smile at a stranger?
18: A reason you’ve lied to someone
19: Are you lying about anything right now?
20: Have you kissed someone older than you?
21: Do you believe in love at first sight?
22: Do you believe in soulmates?
23: Are looks important?
24: Opinion on relationship age differences
25: Would you date someone off the Internet?
26: Have you ever cried over a boy/girl?
27: Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
28: Anyone you’re giving up on right now?
29: Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
30: Have you ever liked your best friend?
31: How does someone win your heart?
32: What turns you on?
33: What turns you off?
34: Do you get jealous easily?
35: What is your definition of cheating?
36: Do you forgive betrayal?
37: Have you ever been cheated on?
38: Have you ever cheated on someone?
39: How often do you listen to music?
40: First concert you attended
41: Last movie you watched
42: Favorite type of movie
43: Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
44: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
45: Do you fall in love easily?
46: Do you think people say I love you too much?
47: What’s your favorite holiday?
48: Are you a forgiving person? Do you like being that way?
49: Where’s the most magical place on earth?
50: What’s your “type”?
1:When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
35: Worst possible time to get horny:
36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
37: How much fapping is too much fapping:
38: Best sexual complement you ever got:
39: Favorite foreplay activities:
40: What do you wear to bed?
41: When was the first time you masturbated:
42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
53: Do you watch porn?
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
57: If you could give yourself head, would you?
58: Booty or Boobs?
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
65. What is your bra/penis size?
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
67. When was the last time you masturbated?
68. When was the last time you had sex?
69. When was the last time you watched porn?
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
71. Guys:Circumsized?
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
77. Which wet dream was your favorite?
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
80. Favorite sexual position?
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
82. Are you into any BDSM?
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
84. Do you like dirty talk?
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
(created by the-precious-kitten)
1. What’s your darkest kink?
2. How many people have you had sex with?
3. What the most times you’ve ever orgasmed in one night?
4. What’s your favorite sex position?
5. Describe the best sex you’ve ever had.
6. Have you ever had a one night stand?
7. Describe your most desired fantasy.
8. Describe your darkest fantasy.
9. What’s your sexiest feature?
10. Have you ever been to a strip club?
11. Where’s the best place to have sex?
12. Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?
13. Where would you like to have sex, but haven’t yet?
14. If you could have sex with one celebrity, who would it be?
15. What sounds do you make during sex?
16. Are you loud during sex?
17. Describe the outfit you feel sexiest in.
18. What’s your favorite punishment?
19. What’s your favorite position for spanking?
20. Do you like to have/leave marks?
21. What’s your favorite thing to clamp nipples with?
22. How long have you denied/or been denied an orgasm?
23. Have you ever had sex in a “dungeon”?
24. Are you into bondage?
25. What is your favorite thing to do for aftercare?
26. What’s your favorite thing to tie up or be tied up with?
27. Are you a Dom or a Sub? Would you ever consider being a switch?
28. Do you prefer gags or blindfolds?
29. Have you ever had a threesome?
30. How often do you masturbate?
31. What’s your favorite thing to masturbate to?
32. What’s your favorite kind of porn?
33. What’s your favorite porn website?
34. Who’s your favorite porn star?
35. Would you ever consider doing porn?
36. At what age did you start masturbating?
37. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
38. Have you ever masturbated to a ridiculous video or story then thought “what the fuck did I just do?“
39. Phone sex or Camming?
40. Do you believe in aphrodisiacs?
41. What’s you biggest turn on?
42. What’s your strangest turn on?
43. What’s your favorite sex toy?
44. Do you prefer your sexual partner to be older than you, or younger?
45. Have you ever broken up with someone because the sex was bad?
46. Have you ever posted nudes on tumblr?
47. What’s your favorite sex blog? (I’m sure it’s his-precious-kitten…but on the odd chance that it’s not…)
48. What’s your favorite pet name?
49. Do you prefer vaginal sex or anal?
50. Do you prefer pussies all natural, bald, triangle, landing strip…?
51. What song would you most like to have sex to?
52. Have you ever had shower sex?
53. At what time of day are you the horniest?
54. Girls: What is your bra size?
55. Girls: Describe your favorite pair of panties.
56. Girls: Do you ever go out not wearing panties?
57. Girls: Can you get off from clit stimulation alone?
58. Girls: Can you get off from penetration alone?
59. Girls: Do you use birth control or condoms?
60. Girls: What’s the strangest thing that’s ever been inside your pussy?
61. Girls: Do you spit or swallow?
62. Subs: Would you rather have a Master, a Dom, or a Daddy Dom?
63. Littles: Describe your favorite stuffie.
64. Boys: What is your penis size?
65. Boys: Are you circumcised?
66. Boys: Do you prefer having sex without a condom?
67. Boys: Do you prefer oral or vaginal sex?
68. Doms: Do you believe in aftercare?
69. Doms: Would you rather own a slave, a sub, or a little?
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All you faithful readers know I’m a big fan of knocking on a girl’s back door. It feels great. It’s naughty. What’s not to like about it?
Nothing… for the guy.
For the girl, anal can often be traumatic. I’ve posted a bunch of times on how to prepare for anal sex. You can type “anal” in my search bar and get a ton of info. But let me highlight some things:
Anal sex requires preparation to keep it from being messy.
Anal sex requires relaxation and trust. If the girl isn’t relaxed… if she tenses up… that’s when it hurts.
Anal sex requires a lot of lube. LOTS of lube.
Anal sex requires you to begin small. A finger in the ass. Then two fingers. Then your cock.
Anal sex requires you to start slow. Slide it in and pump with short, slow strokes.
Anal sex requires foreplay. Because again, a woman needs to be really relaxed and into it before her ass will open.
What I haven’t written about in much detail is good positions for anal. I’ve said, “If it hurts, try the woman on top.” But beyond that, nothing much. That changes with this post.
I want to share with you ten positions that can be great for anal. They’re great for a variety of reasons: intimacy, pleasure for him, pleasure for her, comfort, etc. I’ll spell out the benefits of each one. They are listed in no particular order. But if you read the articles about preparing for anal that I have written and then learn these ten positions, I guarantee you that you can comfortably (and erotically!) add this very enjoyable aspect to your sex life.
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THE REVERSE COWGIRL RUMP RIDER
He lies on his back, legs together. She straddles him, facing away and bounces with his dong-a-long in her bonk-a-donk.
This position is great for her, not only because it lets her control how deep and fast her ass is being fucked, but also because it provides a great angle. He’s going straight in, with a slight upward press. Should be comfortable.
It’s a great position for him because of the view - her bulbous back pillows being split by his love meat.
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THE SPHINCTER SPOON
The key to this spooning technique is that the girl pulls her legs up close to her chest, maybe using her arms behind her knees to hold them. When the legs are pulled up like that, the external spincter muscle (i.e. the asshole) loosens some.
When the guy slides in, he goes as deep as possible. But motion is limited.
This position is all about intimacy. There is a ton of body contact. He can whisper in her ear or kiss her neck. Guys, you also can play with her nipples or even reach between her legs and rub gently.
This is a great starter position for the first anal of the night, precisely because there isn’t much motion. It lets her slowly relax her booty.
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THE SUPER SODOMY SIDE SLIDE
In this position, the girl lies facedown, then pulls one leg up some. So her one leg is straight down. With her other leg, she’s pulled her knee up close to even with her waist. This tilts her slightly onto her side. The guy then straddles the one leg that is straight down. He spreads her cheeks, and slides in.
What makes this position great for her is how relaxing it is. He can rub her back while he’s fucking her ass. It also doesn’t allow for very deep penetration.
For him there are two pleasures. First, as he pumps, his scrotum is going to be rubbing against the smooth skin on the back of her leg. It feels amazing. Secondly, each time he thrusts in, her one butt cheek - the one of the leg that is straight out - is going to hit him right in what is sometimes called the “inguinal canal” area, where the guy’s leg meets his torso. The firm but soft tush pressing in there… fuck! Feel so good!
Guys, an added little treat for her… She she first gets in this position, get down there, slide a finger in her vajayjay, palm facing down, curling the finger slightly. That will place your fingertip on her g-spot. While you work the finger in and out, let your tongue press on her asshole, just causing it to spread a little. She’ll love it.
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THE DALLYING IN HER DERRIERE
This is a lovely, slow, lazy way to pump her rump. You are on her side. She is on her back, with her legs hitched over you. She can keep them together or spread them apart, depending on what she finds more comfortable.
This is also a very intimate position, as it allows you to see each other’s faces. Motion is limited, as her legs hooked over him prevent him from pumping too hard. He can play with her chest or her clit. She can reach down and rub his balls while he fucks her.
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THE ASS-N-CLITTY
Another variation of women-on top. The girl straddles the guy, cowgirl style, facing him, her knees wide apart. She puts his hotdog in her buns, then leans back, using her hands for support. And she bounces and bounces and bounces.
The plus for her is that she gets to control tempo and depth. And again, it’s a great angle - straight up her dark tunnel.
In addition, in that position her guy has clear access to her clitty-cat. He can pet it. Guys, in this position, I recommend using your thumb. Lick it so it’s slick. Then press it down on top of her clit and roll it, like a pea bring rolled under your finger.
Or you can take a finger and curl it in, making a “come here” motion. That puts your finger on her g-spot. Again, roll it around like a pea under your fingertip.
For guys, not only do you have an amazing view, but it actually is a very tight fit. With her knees apart like that, her glute muscles get pushed together. Thus, your shaft is cradled in soft butt cheek. Feels amazing.
True story. I have had a girlfriend squirt all over my abs in this position while I was in her ass.
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THE CATHOLIC BIRTH CONTROL
You wouldn’t think missionary position would be great for anal, but it really, really is. However, you probably need to have her hips tilted up. You can do this simply by placing a few pillows under her hips.
This is another position aimed at intimacy. The couple can kiss and caress even as he’s tapping her tushie.
This position also allows for only shallow penetration, thus it’s great for a girl who, try as she might, believes she can only take the tip. It’s also great for a guy who is well endowed, as maybe only the first two or three inches will get in.
Guys, be careful in this position. It’s easy to slip out. And what can really hurt a girl is when you slip out and then don’t aim carefully when you slide back in. It forces her anus to stretch in funny ways! No bueno.
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THE HERO, POOTER-POUNDER STYLE
In the kamasutra, “the Hero” position is woman on her back, with her legs pulled up to the degree that her pelvis tilts up. This can be done a variety of ways. She can grab under he knees and pull them back. He can grab her ankles and push them back. The point is, her legs are in the air, spread apart, and her hips are tilted up. This gives him a straight shot to her pooter-palace!
After six positions which were more gentle, we now get to the ones which will be a bit harder. Thus, it requires a bit more experience. These are anal positions you might try after you have being doing one of the first six for awhile. So your rump is all relaxed and ready for a good ramming. ;)
For the girls, the fun part of this position is that as well as any of them, you have access to your sugared almond. While your man drills your dumper, rub that thing like you are a DJ and it’s god-damned New Years Eve. You might cum.
Guys, you need to understand that with her hips tilted and legs spread, you could go really, really deep. That’s great, if she says it’s great. If not, then this is a position where you have to exercise self control and only use the first four inches or so.
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THE DOGGY IN THE DONK
I don’t want to exaggerate here, so I’ll say it carefully. This is the biggest fantasy of every man on earth. There is nothing like getting a hot girl face down, ass up, and smashing her onion.
What does this give to the guys? The best site on earth. When you can see your cock sliding in and out, wedged between those breathtaking cheeks… when that booty meet shakes with each thrust, a slight ripple working through each one… wow. I have a tear in my eye just thinking about it.
In addition to the view, if the girl has warmed up to anal and can handle it, this is the position in which the guy can go his hardest. The angle of his cock in her ass, especially if she puts her chest down on the bed, is such that it is a very, very smooth fit. Her rectum is in its natural position. So he can grab her hips and pound away.
For the girl, doggystyle anal can be either heaven or purgatory. He’s going to be deep in your ass. But in this position, he stimulates some of the nerves that are actually located in the vaginal wall. If a girl is going to cum during anal, this position will probably be it. While the guy is reaming her from behind, she’ll reach down and play with her clit. If she can cum this way, it will be so intense her back might break.
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THE BEST LAP DANCE EVER
This is yet another woman on top position. The man sits in a chair. Guys, use a kitchen chair, not a big ass recliner. It gives you more range of motion. The woman come and sits on his lap, with his man-meat in her moneymaker.
There are two variations to this. The woman can put her legs between his legs. If she does this, she can put her hands on his knees and bounce. Or the woman can put her legs outside his. Unless she has really long legs, she might not be able to bounce as well. But she can grind and rock. It’s a amazing sensation when you grind in that position, ladies! It’s like you are trying to break our cock off inside your can.
Guys, if she goes with her legs outside yours, why not reach around and flick her on-off switch lightly. It’s ether that your you make it rain!
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THE 3AM AT DANIEL’S HOUSE
This is a variation on doggystyle - doing it while standing, with the woman bent over something. It’s one of my favorites, hence the name. (Back off! When you get your own blog, you can name sex positions after yourself too!)
It’s a really comfortable position for the woman. She’s braced on a chair or couch. She might even be able to rest on it. A variation is if she picks up one leg and rests her knee on the object. A good example of that is a bathroom counter. She leans over it and puts one knee up on it while I explore her third-entry.
It’s great for the guy for the same reason doggystyle is. It’s a nice view. He can grab the hips and go hard. Because it’s a comfortable position, it’s also great for prolonged anal. There’s no need to pound out your nut in 30 seconds. Get her in this position and spend a good 20 minutes working her bubble over.
This position can also be very pleasurable for the woman too. There is a muscle cluster that starts in your lower back, runs through the glutes, and down the back of the legs to the heel. That’s why if you walk funny in a bad shoe, it can hurt your back. It’s the longest muscle cluster in the human body. When a girl is bent over like this, that muscle cluster is tight. And so as she tenses her anus slightly (which is natural to do as your ass is being fucked), she’ll feel that through her entire lower body. And guys, if you can reach around and play with her clit and make her cum in this position, she can collapse. The shudder it sends through her legs literally floors her.
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And there you have it, faithful readers. Is this every anal position I know. Please! I’m Daniel Fucking Davis. This is the tip of the iceberg. But hopefully if you like these, you can put your own spins and variances on them, and have plenty of variety to your hot, hot booty sex!
Now, if you like this, please reblog! Cause let’s face it. This is good advice.
Credit for all the illustrations goes to wewomen.com. They have their own take on “best of” positions. I just used their illustrations, which I thought were cute!
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: 10: Top or bottom? 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 21: How big is too big: 22: One sexual thing you would never do: 23: Biggest turn on: 24: Three spots that drive you insane: 25: Worst possible time to get horny: 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin” 33: What your favorite part of your body: 34: Favorite foreplay activities: 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] 36: What do you wear to bed? 37: When was the first time you masturbated: 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? 47: Most attractive celebrity? 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 62: Do you watch porn? 63: How small is too small? 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? 70: Booty or Boobs? 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? 72: Have you ever been on an official date? 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
I’ve seen a lot of these floating around, but none of them seem to get check every box. I’ve attempted to create my own Ask list and try to include as many things as I could think of. Simply pick a category and a number to ask that question. For example, message “masturbation 3 and 5.” On that note, enjoy 500 NSFW asks.
About You
What is the size of your penis/breasts?
Does your penis have a curve?
Are you circumsized?
Have you ever had an STD?
Have you ever been pregnant/gotten someone pregnant?
What type of underwear are you wearing?
What is your favorite type of underwear?
When was your last erection/arousal?
Have you ever had an erection which someone noticed?
Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself?
Explain your ultimate fantasy.
What are your turn-ons?
What are your turn-offs?
What is the strangest thing you’ve ever been turned on by?
Have you sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr (Anonymously or Not)?
Have you sent a nude photo or video to someone?
Did it include sexual acts?
Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website?
Did it include sexual acts?
Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude?
Did it include sexual acts?
If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
What was your latest sex dream about?
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone?
Was it about anyone other than your lover?
What was the last fantasy about?
Have you ever fantasized about someone older/younger than you? How much older/younger?
Have you ever told any of these people that you fantasize about them?
Do you have a favorite person or few people to fantasize about?
How often do you fantasize about other people?
Have you ever showered with someone?
Have you ever confessed you were aroused by someone?
Are you open about your sex-life and sexuality?
Do you orgasm easily?
Have you ever played “7 minutes in heaven”? Explain the experience.
Have you ever played “spin the bottle”? Explain the experience.
Have you ever played “Truth or dare”? Explain the experience.
Have you ever played strip poker/strip beer pong/etc?
Do you shave your pubic hair?
Have you ever had your pubic hair shaved?
Do you prefer clean shaven or unkept?
What is your favorite type of underwear for the opposite sex?
Do you own any lingerie?
How much lingerie do you own?
Whats your favorite lingerie outfit?
Do you like the way your genitals look?
Are you comfortable naked?
Masturbation
Do you masturbate?
How old were you when you first masturbated?
How often do you masturbate?
When is the last time you masturbated?
Do you masturbate to any stimulus?
What do you think about?
What is the last thing you thought of or masturbated to?
Have you walked in on or caught someone masturbating?
Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating?
Have you ever had cyber sex?
Have you ever had phone sex?
Have you ever had a wet dream?
What is your method of masturbation? (i.e. Hands/Toys/Lotion/etc.)
Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate?
Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online?
Has anyone ever watched you masturbate in person?
Have you ever masturbated with someone? (Mutual masturbation)
Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online?
Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?
Have you ever masturbated to someone?
Who do you like to think about when you masturbate?
Have you ever told them you think about them while you masturbate?
Whats your most embarrassing masturbation story?
Whats your funniest masturbation story?
Have you ever used something unique or strange to masturbate?
Is it easy for you to orgasm or do you have to work for it?
Whats the easiest way for you to get off?
Is there only one way you can get off? (i.e. Vaginal/Clitoral/Toy Use)
Does anyone know you masturbate? How did they find out?
Have you masturbated because your partner wasn’t around to help? Where were they?
Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character?
Are you able to achieve orgasm through only non-conventional or indirect methods? (Breast Play/Hands-Free/Anal)
What is the strangest object you’ve used to masturbate vaginally or anally?
Do you ever double penetrate while you masturbate?
Do you ever suck on a dildo while you masturbate?
Do you edge when you masturbate? (Get to the point of orgasm and stop repeatedly to enhance the experience)
What position do you typically masturbate in?
Describe a typical masturbation session.
How often do you usually last?
Whats the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm?
What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had?
What’s the most amount of times you’ve cum in a day?
Relationships
Are you straight/bi/gay/etc?
How many relationships have you been in?
What has been your longest relationship?
How old were you when you had your first relationship?
Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
Have you ever used an online dating site?
What do you look for in a partner?
What do you look for in a hookup?
Have you ever had a one-night-stand?
Have you ever been a booty call?
Have you ever had a booty call?
Who was it?
Have you ever had a friend-with-benefits?
Who was it?
Have you ever cheated on a partner? Explain.
Have you ever been cheated on? Explain.
Would you ever be in an open relationship? Have you?
Porn & Sex Industry
Do you watch porn?
How often do you watch porn?
What is your favorite category?
When is the last time you watched porn and what was it?
How do you feel about hentai (Anime Porn)?
How do you feel about gang-bang porn?
How do you feel about cumshot porn?
How do you feel about lesbian porn?
How do you feel about amateur porn?
How do you feel about cuckold/cuckqueen/swinging porn?
How do you feel about threesome porn?
How do you feel about teen porn?
How do you feel about Japanese/Asian porn?
How do you feel about mature porn?
How do you feel about ebony porn?
How do you feel about bondage porn?
How do you feel about masturbation/solo porn?
How do you feel about rough/violent/humiliating porn?
How do you feel about BBW porn?
How do you feel about orgy/party porn?
How do you feel about trans/shemale porn?
How do you feel about POV porn?
How do you feel about blowjob porn?
How do you feel about bukkake?
How do you feel about extreme porn?
Have you ever tried to recreate a scene?
Have you ever used porn to show a partner what you like/want?
Has a partner ever used porn to show you what they like/want?
Who is your favorite pornstar(s)?
Have you considered getting into porn?
Have you considered being a webcam performer?
Have you watched cam girls?
Do you have a favorite cam girl?
Have you ever watched porn with a partner? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever watched a cam-show with a partner? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever performed in a cam-show with a partner? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever been to a strip club?
Do you frequent strip clubs?
Do you have a favorite strip club?
Do you have a favorite stripper/dancer?
Do you get lap dances or just watch the performances?
Whats your best strip club experience?
Most embarrassing strip club experience?
Funniest strip club experience?
Have you ever orgasmed from a lap dance? Describe the experience(s).
Sex
Are you a virgin?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
If you haven’t, when would you like to?
Explain your first time in detail.
How many sexual partners have you had?
Who was your best sex partner?
Did you tell someone after you lost your virginity? Who?
Do you give oral sex?
Have you received oral sex?
Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex?
Have you had anal sex? How was your first experience?
Do you have any friends you would hookup with?
Have you wanted to have sex with someone, but couldn’t? Why couldn’t you?
Do you like dirty talking?
Do you like being called names?
Do you like being called obscene names? (Bitch/Slut/Whore/Sissy/etc)
Are you loud or quiet in bed?
Whats your favorite position?
Have you ever invented a position?
Whats the strangest position you’ve tried?
Have you ever been caught or walked in on while fucking?
When is the last time you had sex? Describe the experience(s).
When is the last time you received oral? Describe the experience(s).
When is the last time you gave oral? Describe the experience(s).
When is the last time you had anal sex? Describe the experience(s).
Which celebrities would you want to have sex with?
Any fictional characters you want to hookup with?
Have you ever had shower sex? How was it?
What is your favorite position(s)?
Where is the strangest or wildest place you’ve had sex/oral?
Have you ever broken up with someone because they couldn’t satisfy you?
Have you used anything to improve sexual performance? (Penis Extenders/Tingling Lube/Cock Rings)
Whats your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Whats your funniest sex experience?
Have you ever had any performance issues? What were they?
Are you on birth control?
Do you use condoms?
Have you ever faked an orgasm? Describe the experience(s).
Can other people get you off?
Is there only one way you can cum? (i.e. Clitoral Stimulation Only/Anal Only/Toy/Specific Position)
Have you ever been rejected? Have you ever rejected someone?
Have you ever been stopped mid-sex? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever had sex outdoors? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever had sex in public? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever had sex in front of others? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever had sex in a car? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever given or received road head? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever had sex/oral/manual sex in a movie theater? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever had sex in a fitting room? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever had sex in a plane? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever had sex at work? Describe the experience(s).
Explain your best sex experience in detail.
Which non-genital parts of your body do you like being touched or stimulated?
Do you ever take pictures or videos when you have sex? Explain the experience(s).
Have you ever given a strip tease to a partner?
Have you ever given a lap dance to a partner?
Have you ever received a strip tease from a partner?
Have you ever received a lap dance from a partner?
Have you ever “titty-fucked” before?
Has someone ever “titty-fucked” your breasts?
Do you prefer your partner to be vocal/moan loudly?
Do you enjoy having your nipples played with?
Do you ever role-play?
What situations or themes have you role-played?
What would you like to role-play?
Do you role play with costumes?
Do prefer lingerie in the bedroom?
Do you enjoy rough sex?
What would you like to improve about your sex life?
Have you ever gone into public with hickeys? Did you know they were there?
Have you ever had a threesome? Describe the experience.
Would you like to have a threesome?
Who would you like to have a threesome with?
Would your partner be okay with a threesome?
Would you like to be with two men at the same time?
Would you like to be with to girls at the same time?
Would you like to be with more than two girls at the same time?
Would you like to be with more than two guys at the same time?
Have you ever been double penetrated? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever had every hole filled or been involved with filling each hole? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever tried ’69’? Explain the experience.
Do you like cum or is it gross?
Have you ever tasted cum? Do you like it?
Where is your favorite place to cum or receive cum?
Have you ever had sex while on a period/with someone on a period?
Do you listen to music while you have sex? What kind?
Have you ever used a buttplug while having sex?
Have you used any form of sex furniture? What kind?
Have you ever brought toys into the bedroom with a partner? What kind? Describe the experience(s).
Do you eat ass?
Do you like to have your ass eaten?
Have you ever anally fingered your partner?
Do you like prostate play?
Is it gay for a man to enjoy anal stimulation from a woman?
Have you ever experienced a prostate orgasm?
Have you ever double penetrated/been double penetrated with the assistance of a toy?
Have you ever experimented with the same sex? Describe the experience(s).
Do you prefer sex with a man or with a woman?
Have you ever had sex with another couple(s) monogamously? (Not touching the other couple(s))
Have you ever watched another couple have sex?
Have you ever gotten cum in your eye?
Has anyone ever cum inside you on accident? How did you feel about that?
Have you ever cum inside someone on accident? How did they respond?
Have you ever cum in your pants? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever sexted?
Do you like to play with balls/have your balls played with?
Are hand jobs boring or are they underrated?
Describe your average orgasm.
Describe your average cumshot.
Whats the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm?
Whats the quickest you’ve ever brought someone else to orgasm?
How long are you usually able to last?
What’s the most times you’ve had sex (or sexual contact with a partner) in a day?
Whats your longest sex session?
Toys
Have you ever bought a sex toy?
What is the last sex toy you bought?
What sex toy do you currently want?
Would you let someone buy you a sex toy?
How many toys do you own?
What kind of toys do you own?
What is your favorite toy?
Have you ever used a washer/dryer as a sex toy?
Have you ever used a shower head as a sex toy?
Have you ever used a pocket pussy or Fleshlight?
Have you ever improvised a sex toy? (Cucumber/Banana/Etc.)
What is the strangest sex toy you’ve ever used?
What is the strangest improvised sex toy you’ve ever used?
Do you prefer sex toys or the real thing?
Do you own any buttplugs?
Do you ever wear a buttplug in public?
Do you have any vibrating panties?
Do you ever wear vibrating panties in public?
Do you like nipple clamps?
Fetishes
What fetishes do you have?
What is your favorite fetish?
Have you indulged in all your fetishes?
What fetishes are you yet to experience?
Are there any fetishes you don’t have yet, but may be interested in?
Have you experienced BDSM? Do you practice it?
Are you a top/dominant a bottom/submissive or a switch?
What is it about BDSM that you like?
Have you experienced being tied up or restrained? Describe the experience.
Have you experienced rope play? Describe the experience.
Do you enjoy long, extended teasing/edging sessions?
What is the longest you’ve been teased/edged?
Do you enjoy tease and denial?
Do you like to be denied?
Do you have a panty fetish?
Have you ever purchased panties from a woman online?
Have you ever used panties to masturbate? (Stuffing/Wrapping/Etc.)
Do you have a hosiery fetish?
Do you like pain?
Do you like spanking/being spanked?
What do you prefer to use to spank? (Paddles/Hands/Whips/Etc)
Do you like to hit or be hit? How hard?
Do you enjoy choking or being choked? How hard?
Do you like to bite or be bit?
Do you like to slap or be slapped?
Do you like pulling or having your hair pulled?
What is your safe-word?
Have you ever done a cum-walk? (Walking in public with cum on your face/clothes/etc)
Would you do a cum-walk?
Are you an exhibitionist?
What was your best exhibitionism experience?
Are you a cuckold?
Are you a cuckqueen?
Are you a hotwife?
Are you a bull?
Would you like to watch your partner have sex with another person?
Would you like to have your partner watch you with another person?
Have you ever been cuckolded? Describe the experience
Explain your best cuckold experience
What is it about cuckolding that you like?
Do you like to be humiliated?
Do you like to humiliate your partner?
Do you like to be humiliated while cuckolding or do you prefer a friendly environment.
Do you like to be forced into crossdressing?
Do you like to be forced into feminization?
Do you like to be forced into sissification?
Have you ever fisted? Explain the experience.
Do you like extreme insertion? Have you ever experienced it?
Are you a swinger?
Do you soft-swap or hard-swap?
Have you ever been to a swingers club (with a partner)?
Would you ever go to a swingers club (with a partner)?
Explain your best swinging experience.
Would you ever participate in an orgy? (4 or more people)
Would you ever participate in a gang bang? (4 or more people)
Have you ever pegged/been pegged? Describe the experience.
Do you peg often?
What is it about pegging that you like?
Describe your best pegging experience.
Do you enjoy large strap on dildos or smaller?
Do you enjoy sucking or having your strap on sucked?
Do you like incest?
Have you ever experienced incest?
Do you like face-sitting/smothering?
Do you have experience in face-sitting/smothering?
Do you like weapon play?
Do you like forced cum eating?
Do you like rape play?
Have you experienced rape play?
Do you like to be dominated?
Have you ever been dominated online?
Whats the most humiliating thing you’ve been forced to do?
Do you enjoy pet-play?
Do you like daddy dom/little play? Describe the experience(s).
Do you like to be worshiped?
Do you like to worship?
Do you like to be spit on or spit on your partner?
Do you like to keep the slave play in the bedroom or carry it over to real life?
Have you ever been suspended while having sex?
Do you like ball-busting/CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)?
Do you like to be told what to do?
Do you enjoy giving/receiving JOIs? (Jerk Off Instructions)
Describe your best JOI experience.
Have you ever given or received a foot job?
Would you ever swap cum with your partner?
Have you ever tried fetching? (Sucking cum from a partners anus or vagina after finishing)
Do you like watersports?
Do you like sounding?
Would you participate in a bukkake?
Do you enjoy brat play?
Have you ever participated in chastity?
What is the longest you’ve been locked up or forced a partner to be locked up?
Have you ever cum while in chastity?
Have you ever experienced a full friction/lap dance?
Have you ever cum or made someone cum from a full friction lap dance/grinding?
Do you enjoy outercourse/hotdogging/pussyjobs?
Do you enjoy cumming or watching someone cum over strange objects?
What is the strangest way anyone has made you cum?
What is the strangest way you’ve made anyone cum?
Do you enjoy forced cum eating?
Do you enjoy premature ejactulation?
Have you ever experienced a ruined orgasm? Describe the experience(s).
Have you ever had your prostate milked or milked a prostate?
This or That
Vaginal or Anal
Vaginal or Oral
Oral or Anal
Handjob or Oral
Handjob or Anal
Handjon or Vaginal
What feels better, masturbation or sex
Rough Sex or Intimate Sex
Car Sex or Outdoor Sex
Dominant or Submissive
Spit or Swallow
Facial or Cum on Tits
Facial or Cum in Mouth
Facial or Cum on Ass
Facial or Cum on Belly
Cum on Tits or Cum in Mouth
Cum on tits or Cum on Ass
Cum on Tits or Cum on Belly
Facial or Creampie
Facial or Anal Creampie
Vaginal Creampie or Anal Creampie
Circumcised or Uncircumcised
Boxers or Briefs
Tits or Ass
Ruined or Complete Orgasm
Vaginal or Clitoral Orgasm
Prostate Orgasm or Regular
Cuckolding or Swinging
Pegging or Grinding
Lap Dance or Strip Tease
Grinding Orgasm or Titty-Fucking Orgasm
Be Humiliated or Worshiped
Footjob or Hotdogging
Lace Panties or Cotton Panties
Latex or Leather
Silicone Dildo or Glass Dildo
Dildo or Vibrator
Hitachi or Sybian
Real Cock or Sex Toy Cock
Real Pussy or Fleshlight/Pocket Pussy
Cam Sites or Porn Sites
Strip Clubs or Porn
Dirty Talk or Loud Moaning
Faked Orgasm or Premature Ejaculation
Cum on Clothes or Cum in Hair
Lingerie or Naked
CFNM or Naked
Corset or Bustier
Thongs or Cheekies
Porn or Sex
JOI or Lap Dance
Fishnets or Nylons
Big Dick or Small Dick
9" Dick or 4.5"Dick
Length or Girth
Big Tits or Small Tits
Petite or Chunky
Muscular or Average
Beard or Shaven
Pubic Hair or None
Thigh Gap or Thick Thighs
Twerking or Slow Tease
Prostate Orgasm or Frenulum Orgasm
Anal, Clitoral or G-Spot Orgasm
Big Ass or Tight, Toned Ass
Skinny or big
Nerdy or Preppy
Cheerleader or Nurse
Firefighter or Cop
Sex on the Beach or Sex on a Plane
Sex in Public or Sex in a Car
Vibrating Panties or Butt Plug
Ball Licking or Rimming
Nipple Stimulation or Neck Stimulation
Hair Pulling or Spanking
Choking or Slapping
Big Dildo or Small Dildo
Realistic Dildo or Smooth Dildo
On Top or On Bottom
Long Hair or Short Hair
Giving Head or Receiving Head
Getting Anal or Giving Anal
Pussy and Anal Penetration or Ass and Mouth Penetration
Two Girls or Two Guys
Bukakke or Glory Hole
Reverse Gang Bang or Male Gang Bang
Doggy Style or Missionary
Cowgirl or Reverse Cowgirl
Cuckold or Be Cuckolded
Cum On Someone or Be Cummed On
Drunk Sex or High Sex
Slow or Fast
Veiny Dick or Curved Dick
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