rain-the-silly

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Genie wish twisting trope, except the genie is reluctant to twist wishes unnecessarily, but the guy who summoned him is an olympic level dumbass who ends up twisting his own wishes accidentally, leading the genie to have to get creative to not accidentally violate the "no wishing for death" rule

Going for a reeses puffs build to synergize with the recent buff to maple syrup. Unfortunately my build is 4X weak to fresh produce but the economy's fucked so I don't have to worry too much about that right now

"______ is part of a balanced breakfast" well what if I don't want that? What if I want an unbalanced breakfast? A broken, absolutely busted breakfast? How will this affect the breakfast meta?

Thanks! Huge shoutout to you too!

huge shoutout to trees and also rain

Tired

"______ is part of a balanced breakfast" well what if I don't want that? What if I want an unbalanced breakfast? A broken, absolutely busted breakfast? How will this affect the breakfast meta?

Airplane sex got me fucked up

reblog to blow up a transphobe

rpg setting with multiple competing units of damage/resilience used in different regions. you gotta worry about the conversion between hp celsius and hp fahrenheit

This is true, i was there

Hey…. Did you know miku is trans. she told me herself im not lying

Me core

Bestie help whats the fetish

Minecraft movie spoilers out of context

Found this on the ground, so far i've been unable to identify who this is. Do any of you recognize sunglasses man?

This is what reading the news in america feels like these days

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

I am unkillable in the sense of i haven't been killed yet, and if i've made it this long, something has to be up.

Damn, I need some estrogen. Like desperately…

The government's been trying to hide it, and the woke media doesn't want you to know this, but it really does say gullible on the ceiling. I'd know, because I did my own reaserch (googled it) and it came up with all these results about how it actually says gullible on the ceiling. SPREAD THE WORD!!!

Do you think jack black ever goes "i'm jackin' it!" when he jacks it or has the mold gotten to me

Who at microsoft had the bright idea to make the update + shut down button not shut down the device after using it like if you're gonna try, then try. But if not, don't try and make it look like yoy did.

Cus it lives in africa. As a snake i can confirm.

Hwat in the ghoulish fuck

i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with

The funny (terrifying) thing is this is 10000% going to happen

Buying a Switch 2 and the camera accessory to strip and touch myself for my friends while they play Mario Kart

Deltarune + silksong announced on the same day is cool and all, but we have the ability to make this another barbenheimer. A deltasong if you will.

Yippeeeeeeee elon is stepping down from doge!!!! Also it's april second so no funny business this is for reals

i love transgender 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

honestly, being bred to extinction doesn't seem like a bad way to go out

i read this to the tune of Bergentrückung from undertale and anyone who knows why is equally cursed with knowledge

Fingers in my mouth. Fingers in my mouth now please. Have you considered shoving your fingers in my mouth? Hey you know what would be cool-