Hiiiiiiii :3 They/Them i think. I love card games, drawing, and playing Celeste. (if you know me from elsewhwre, no you don't.) Pfp by CraftyCreeper64. nya~
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Friendly reminder: a sharpie could be used to change it to say a variety of things; bi men, logical men, bog men, boo, or my fav, big men. If you see this shit, never forget the political power of a sharpie
Wearing a "women want me, fish fear me" hat while i go fishing to ward off sirens, who classify as both, and thus are unable to decide whether to fuck me or run
You don't have to even get into it. Being in close proximity with anyone else into color symbolism media is enough to psychically implant squingle dinglus into your brain. And by squingle. I mean,, Well. Lets justr say. Weezer
NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus
How do we know dinosaurs are extinct, when so much of the ocean is unexplored? Maybe the T-rex has just been holding his breath for a long ass time
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
It's even worse when you're sure you weren't the one to break it, but the people behind you think you are.
Nothing is more panic-inducing than when something breaks or is behaving abnormally, and there are people waiting in line behind you who also want to use the thing.
Reblog to give ME and only ME bigger tits
Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!
Hello :3 You can call me Rain!
I go by they/them primarily, but any pronouns are acceptable for now.
I'm a mediocre artist, an avid shitposter, and a proud enjoyer of both low-quality and high-quality content.
DNI trump supporters, elon bootlickers, and uptown funk defenders.
Trans Rights!
Everyone always talks about pronouns like they're this big thing. But never once have i seen anyone acknowlwdge the noobnouns, nor the hackernouns
Nothing is more panic-inducing than when something breaks or is behaving abnormally, and there are people waiting in line behind you who also want to use the thing.
Soup no bowl
sundress no panties
Why tf were none of you going to tell me i had a typo in my description bog thing this whole time?! Grrrrrr...
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
Waxed lightly-weathered cut copper dog
A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies
:333333
Reblog if you’re a good girl and should be treated as such
The reason why conservatives only refer to it as DEI is because it sounds a lot worse to openly be against diversity equality and inclusion, than it is to be against Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
Family guy
asking him if he wants to try pup play and then hitting him with my car while I back out of my driveway
In order for a car to be classified as a sports car, it has to beat Lebron James in a man vs machine game of golf
Ambiguity my beloved
Reblog if you
1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women
2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now
Or
3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now
But don’t say which one it is
He definitely did do do that.
"You say you're an edgelord, and nobody bats an eye. I call myself the lord of edging, and society,, society goes wild."
Saying "It's true, i was there" is the single funniest thing to add to an argument, with it getting funnier the less "there" you could have been
Balatro is if a pyramid scheme about selling crack was a game.
There's a certain phenomenon with balatro where when youtube people play, the the first episode is always "so, ______ reccomended the game to me, and i've been seeing it everywhere, so i thought i'd give it a shot" and then the next episode is "i have put 100 hours into this game off-camera, i've gotten my whole neighborhood into the game, and i plan on purchasing the game multiple more times so i can play it even more.