You Don't Have To Even Get Into It. Being In Close Proximity With Anyone Else Into Color Symbolism Media

This is what reading the news in america feels like these days

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

"Calm down, sokka."

i read this to the tune of Bergentrückung from undertale and anyone who knows why is equally cursed with knowledge

Fingers in my mouth. Fingers in my mouth now please. Have you considered shoving your fingers in my mouth? Hey you know what would be cool-

The definition of living life dangerously is eating mini pretzels while having the hiccups

Weezer

songs to crash your car to

Hwat in the ghoulish fuck

i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with

Just created my account and this is the literal first post i see. Glad to see i got exactly what i asked for by joining this god-forsaken hellsite.

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Ambiguity my beloved

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

yhe gort! 🐖