This. This Is One Of The Prime Reasons I Planned That My Farmer Would Be Nonhuman Anyways.

This. This is one of the prime reasons I planned that my farmer would be nonhuman anyways.

please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley

like

-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]

-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o

-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER

- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.

-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.

-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.

-eating an entire pizza in one bite.

More Posts from Spaceace5834 and Others

2 years ago

usamericans: you put beans on toast? lmao

english 'people': you're children are dying in schools, all of you are fat and lazy and stupid, your government is racist and hates you, and you're all going to die of an economic collapse due to capitalism. and I will celebrate and laugh. all because you made fun of a meal I like.

2 years ago

which one of you hoes is megan thee stallion

2 years ago
Magnets: I Want To Commit Diamagnetic

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

2 years ago

transmasc angel call that a he/hymn

2 years ago

whenever i see that post about swapping female characters with male ones in video games i always think about this

Whenever I See That Post About Swapping Female Characters With Male Ones In Video Games I Always Think
2 years ago

If i think about it too long I start to get emotional, but I love how in Splat 3 there seems to be more octarian influence when it comes to the surroundings, especially the technology.

I mean, Think about it. Splatsville has kettles now! We have flying respawn machines! The splatfest floats too! All of this was tech previously only found in Octo Valley/Canyon, and now its so well integrated, pretty much everywhere you look in the overworld has traces of it.

Octolings have made a place for themselves and inklings have welcomed that with open arms. Im emo!!!

2 years ago
Legends
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legends

3 years ago

Please help me afford life-saving insulin and other meds!

hi everyone I know I haven’t been on here in a while, i’m so sorry if anyone was worried. I hate to have to ask for help again but it’s a serious health issue and I don’t know what else to do. I have type 1 diabetes that I’m prescribed human analog insulin in pen form for; there’s about 14 pens every month (one main dose of long-acting a day plus one dose of fast-acting per meal) and several medications. All these meds are extremely expensive and my parents told me the terrible insurance they receive thru work that barely covered them in part before wont cover them at all anymore. we’ve tried a patient assistance program but the application hasn’t been responded to yet and this state probably has a massive backlog of them. without actually saying they won’t, my parents are basically refusing to pay for them ‘right now’ because there are “more serious expenses that have to come first” since they affect the whole household and not just me even though I literally NEED these meds to survive and keep functioning well.

this is partly because I had to cry and beg my parents to let me start getting treatment in the first place. they still don’t like the fact that I’m even taking meds and think I don’t truly need them even though the improvement in me compared to before is so clear. they’re a little more understanding about my diabetes/insulin needs since they know it’s out of my control (I’m lucky I don’t have type 2 tbh) but they’ve still decided that it has to take a backseat. I can’t afford to wait until they feel like everything else that’s ‘more important’ than my wellbeing is taken care of, I’m really worried about the damage my MH could take if I’m off my medication for too long and missing insulin doses on top of that will just make it worse and actually puts my life in danger.

Trying to stagger my eating so I’m having less meals every day helps stretch my mealtime doses out a little longer. right now I only have enough doses left to last about 1 1/2 more weeks so if I can’t raise enough money to at least afford the insulin, I’ll probs have to start rationing them — and if I have to do that for too long it’s very likely to end up killing me. if anyone can spare anything AT ALL to help cover the cost of all my medications, any amount wld truly be so helpful and mean so much! even if you can’t support by d/nating, just reblogging this post to b00st it helps alot! please please share!

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2 years ago

AAVE is not TikTok Slang 

AAVE Is Not TikTok Slang 

AVE is not TikTok slang, not generational slang etc. It's AAVE that gets popularized by others in their communities and repeated to the point online of it being labeled as such. Point blank. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk 🙃

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spaceace5834 - Bimbo Artist
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Hello! I'm Ace | she/they | 19 | I enjoy Minecraft, Art, Animal Crossing, Writing, and I adore Y2K fashoin | June Gemini | "it's always the b//tches with strict parents that are the horniest" - my best friend

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