Before vs After Adoption
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Inktober2018 day 17: swollen
Altoid Tin Miniature Ponds
Pepper Tree Art Shop on Etsy
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Inktober2018 day 18: bottle
Inktober2018 day 23: muddy (Muddy Waters)
i love this girl KEJSKDJSK
There is categorically no trend on Twitter that will ever ever ever beat this ‘girls do it better’ thing we’ve got going because honestly it’s just meaning we’re getting photos of beautiful girls recreating this look and my lesbian ass is living for it
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One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.
Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?
Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?
Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?
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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.
Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?
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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?
Customer: …I’m pretty good.
Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee*
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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?
Customer: ….they’re okay.
Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.
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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.
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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.
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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!
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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.
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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!
Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.
thought I would create this for you guys so that you don’t have to scroll through the entire blog to find your favourite fics and characters.
Last Updated: 18/08/2019
Writers who’s works are in this masterlist are tagged here:
@caws5749 @puzzledsearcher @empyreanwritings @carol-thirteen
@omnomsauruswrites @justagaymess @harringtons-imagines @blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms @vivwritesmarvel @a-simple-imagine @think-blot @marisagabe @marvel-wlw @saltybaltic @spaceshipweather@subavengers @lovebiotes @buckitup-3000 @star-girl-wanda@smutfluffandstuff @gaybybirth @mimiwritesthings @mdryly @saltyromanov @thewitchandtheassassin @bigirongay @tangled-up-in-bad-decisions @chuwaeyo @rebeliz777 @gigglygwill @iamnotyourmusebitch @racyromanoff @violetmrkey @cant-control-their-fear-imagines @lollicap @russian-romanova @peachyteabuck
My Redheaded Mentor - Caws5749
Prequel
Ch 1: your first day
Ch 2: “do you think she could become one us?”
Ch 3: “…she’s like me”
Ch 4: Your Birthday, Part One
Preview; Ch 4: Your Birthday, Part Two
Carol Danvers x Natasha Romanoff (carolnat)
“suck my dick” - saltyromanov
“One last wish” - Subavengers
Maria Hill X Natasha Romanoff ( Blackhill)
“thanks but I only drink scotch” - mdryly
“You can come back now” - mdrly
Maria hill
“Tremors” - a-simple-imagine
“Exactly where You’re Supposed to be” - thewitchandtheassassin
“Shouldn’t you be with her?” - empyreanwritings
“Does she spark joy?” - bigirongay
“You’re not as bad” - tangled-up-in-bad-decisions
“I think you should rest” - chuwaeyo
Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) / Brie Larson
“Coping Mechanisms” -Rebeliz777
“Cold Feet” - gigglygwill
“Carol helps you train” - iamnotyourmusebitch
“Show Me” - puzzledsearcher
“Jealous” - Racyromanoff
“Don’t you dare hurt her” - gigglygwill
“Missed You” - Puzzledsearcher
Wanda Maximoff (Scarlett witch) / Elizabeth Olsen
“are you going to undress me with your eyes all night, or are you going to do something about it?” - subavengers
“Every thought” - lovebiotes
“unravel me” - spaceshipweather
“could’ve just asked” - buckitup-3000
“In the bathroom” - star-girl-wanda
“Jealousy” - spaceshipweather
“Bratty Girl” - star-girl-wanda
Cherry Lipstick and sinful eyes - smutfluffandstuff
“How long?” - gaybybirth
“Dinners and Diatribes” - mimiwritesthings
“Aren’t we supposed to be working?” - violetmrkey
“Morning kisses” - cant-control-their-fear-imagines
“Shenanigans” - Puzzledsearcher
Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow) / Scarlett Johansson
Mishaps - Puzzledsearcher
“I just… I don’t want to do this without you.” “You alright?” “Look at me.” - Caws5749“You always duck away when you smile.” - empyreanwritings
“If you need my shoulder, or my hand, or a hug-” - empyreanwritings
“Like I expected, you’re much comfier than my pillow.” - empyreanwritings
“I’ve got you, just breathe.” - Carol-thirteen
“And what do you expect me to do about it?” - Carol-thirteen
“I’ve never loved someone as much as I love you. And I think it’s killing me.” - Carol-thirteen
“You trust me right?” “Have since the moment I met you.” - Carol-thirteen
“I don’t want to leave you yet, I’m not ready.” - Carol-thirteen
“What can I do baby? Just tell me and I’ll do it.” - Carol-thirteen
“I’ll feel better if you let me walk you home,” - omnomsauruswrites
“I’d let you if you asked” - empyreanwritings
“Since it’s you, I’m gonna let it go.” - empyreanwritings
“Another Summer Night Without You…” - justagaymess
“Mama’s Girl” - Harringtons-imagines
“Alone Time - Mamas girl Pt.2″ - Harringtons-imagines
“blaming you” - Puzzledsearcher
“Tea” - blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms
“Are you sick?” - Vivwritesmarvel
“I don’t like it when you get hurt” - Caws5749
“Your skin is so soft” - Caws5749
“You are adorable” - Caws5749
“Idle conversation” - a-simple-imagine
“Five more minutes” - Caws5749
“Maybe you should not get dressed” - Caws5849
“Drunk truth or dare” - Caws5749
“It’s called the Natasha” - Caws5749
“I should not have worn this high of heels. I’m too drunk to walk.” - Caws5849
“spin the bottle” - Caws5749
“ The only thing on my mind is my girlfriend” - Caws5749
“Shoot, I forgot wine glasses,” - Caws5749
“I think I need food” - Caws5749
“Tired but loved” - think-blot
“Nightmares” - Caws5749
“There is no one better than you” - Marisagabe
“You signed us up to do what?” - Caws 5749
“You’re my soulmate” - marvel-wlw
“Kiss me” - Caws5749
“Take me down” - saltybaltic
“Goodbye Road” - spaceshipweather
“Take off your clothes, but slowly, in a way that’s sexy.” - Caws5749
“You’re Burning up” - Caws5749
“I’d never let anyone hurt you” - Caws5749
“We’re gonna need a baby sitter” - Caws5749
“Promise me you’ll take better care of yourself.” - Caws5749
“I need a hug..” - Caws5749
“I can’t lose you” - Caws 5749
“Please listen to me” - Caws5749
“misunderstanding” - Puzzledsearcher
“after missions” - Marvel-wlw
“Forget it, You’re a fucking asshole” - violetmrkey
“Do you do that to everyone who pins you?” - violetmrkey
“Dream come True” - RacyRomanoff
“Across the way” - Subavengers
“You want to come? Do it yourself.” - lollicap
“I signed us up to do it. It’s this like sex class” - Caws5749
“Promise me you’ll come home?” - Caws5749
“Hurt” - Russian-romanova
“Look at me” - Caws5749
“Yeah, but I wanted you,” - Caws5749
“The colour green” - thewitchandtheassassin
“Wait how should we do this?” - Caws5749
“Do you even love me?” - Caw5749
“therapeutic” - Peachyteabuck
“Let’s go swimming” - Caws5749
“Oh hun, you’re obviously sick” - Caws5749
“Are you flirting with me?” - Caws5749
“Just hold me?” - Caws5749
“Cat Walk” - Saltybaltic
“Best Friends” - Saltybaltic
“I thought she was straight”