“Smells Like Science...”

"Tell me what pen you use, WITCH!"

“You’ve got a crazy grandma.”

-my grandma, being so right

“You’re the kind of person who invades a medieval castle in the winter.”

-My brother

"Mushrooms are overrated! Yeah, I said it!"

“I’m far too goth for gravey.”

-Me, not goth in any way

"God is a pop culture icon."

“Let’s go watch memes in the Depression Corner!”

-A random kid, in a sing song voice

“Zounds, ye whore!”

-Literally William Shakespeare

They are now talking about wearing his friend

Convesation between my mum and brother

Brother: He was in the way so we killed him

Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?

B: It gets worse…

M: …

B: …

M: …

B: We skinned him.

M: …

B: We needed the leather!

“Vinegar and FUCK.”