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"Well, congrats on the vaginal knowledge!"
"Is that an actual certified citrus fact? Hey that's my band name."
"A bunch of babies and dinosaurs? That's a good band name."
"Today I shall be expanding the list of reasons I'm going to hell."
"Be right back while I confess my sins to the nearest priest!"
"I got so distracted by lesbians I forgot the point of the story!"
"Like, which part of this clusterfuck specifically?"
"We need more queer pyromaniacs around here!"
"I'm trying to listen to a dwarvern shanty here, pal!"
"I'm so sad that sloths don't know how much I appreciate them..."
"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."
"I'm not gonna finish that sentence for legal reasons."
"I've been having horse flashbacks..."
"I am feeling emotions and I am not sure how to deal with it."
"I can't believe people live in California..."
"Insulin is the hormone equivalent of 'not like other girls'"
"What happens if you inject AI with adrenaline?"