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Latest Posts by stupidstuffpeoplesay - Page 2
"Maybe they're hoping the cow is in the market for a sugar daddy"
I respect your right to want to fuck mothman
"Thank you for defending my honour, I'm the Loch Ness Monster."
There is literally no difference between 4 and 3. You stop these lies
"People don't think that technology can handle a beating. If my Xbox was a war veteran he'd have been through all the major wars."
"Tell me what pen you use, WITCH!"
"My life is just a series of stupid hills!"
"I'd throw a parade to annoy mysterious goats"
"Lungs are probably everywhere"
“God is dead. We have killed him. My tits hurt.”
“Birds do fly, therefore I am a cop. You’re under arrest!”
“No, you are!”
“The Hell do I need kidneys for?”
“Vinegar and FUCK.”
“From the moment this universe began it was destined to end in a duck apocalypse.”
“I am a thot and Thor.”
“I refuse to get this philosophical over Pingu.”
"Can the person whos throwing stuff please just get a life?"
-my RE teacher, to which the class responded "OOHHH"
“Physically I’m here, but spiritually I’m in 15th century France being a lesbian.”
"I may be dead, but at least I have a ruler. OH SHIT MY RULER!"
“Nothing is ever romantic if one person involved is dead!”
“It’s not porn, one of them is on fire!”
“Every part of me is lesbian.”
“Apart from your boyfriend.”
"I can't breathe! I mean... I can, but why would I want to?"
-A very relatable girl in my drama class
“You’re in trouble!”
-My science teacher in the same way kids do after someone was told to come to the office