“The Hell Do I Need Kidneys For?”

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4 years ago

"Be right back while I confess my sins to the nearest priest!"

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4 years ago

"I've been having horse flashbacks..."

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5 years ago

“I am a thot and Thor.”

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4 years ago

"Thank you for defending my honour, I'm the Loch Ness Monster."

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4 years ago

"Is that an actual certified citrus fact? Hey that's my band name."

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4 years ago

"I'm not gonna finish that sentence for legal reasons."

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6 years ago

"I may be dead, but at least I have a ruler. OH SHIT MY RULER!"

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6 years ago

“You’re in trouble!”

-My science teacher in the same way kids do after someone was told to come to the office

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5 years ago

"Can the person whos throwing stuff please just get a life?"

-my RE teacher, to which the class responded "OOHHH"

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4 years ago

"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."

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“The Hell Do I Need Kidneys For?”

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