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"Masochism Tango" Frame Redraws

I know its not exactly how it is, but thats the best i could do lol

the boy as bright as day

The sillies🥰

My favorite flavor of Allium Duo is when cTommy is just chilling with an enderman looming over his shoulder glaring you down and daring you to do something to him.

Yo, can some people send me (or rebog this post) with their inktober promt list? Prefurably dsmp fanartists, those promts are more intristing. Thank you! <3

YOU OPEN ME UP LIKE A ZIPBOMB!~

ik im extreamly late but have this. Original traditinal virson below the cut.

Here are some dsmp doodles i did, sadly i cant draw Tommy to save my life😭

close ups under the cut

As you may know, im going to the side of drawblr than fanficblr. SO, i need recs. Dsmp ones, if you may. Cause idk what to draw lol. And this time, i promise, i'll accualy do them. And i may just do a few writing ones i forgot about too lol. Thanks! Sorry for the wait!

2 years ago today c!wilbur left us reblog if you miss c!wilbur

Minecraft Movie

been awhile, and i promise i'll start posting again soon. But heres my minecraft movie input from the eyes of a dsmp enjoyer.

I hate it. Turn the fucking shaders off dude. Gwt Jack's white ass away from steve, AND FIX THE OUTFITS PLEASE. I think we should out mcyt's in the movie. AND ONLY MCYT's. With the exeption of maybe a few accual actors as basic roles of steve and alex. But other than that, they should dress mcyt's up as their skins, and have them guide Steve and Alex through minecraft. PUT PHIL IN THIS SHIT, DUDE. AND TOMMY, AND LITTERLY EVERYONE AHHH. I would shit myself out of happiness.

Hear me out now....

We make all the piglins look like Techno

And we make every mob look like the hot anime girls from that one Fundy video

wait. can we talk about how the movie seems to portray that piglins and the nether will be the main bad guys of the movie!??!?! and not. yknow. THE ENDERDRAGON. ANYTHING WITH THE END?

i get this is a teaser so there's probably going to be trailers later on that might disprove this point

but going off of this teaser trailer alone. where are the endermen. where is the end. the dragon. the anything.

wait. can we talk about how the movie seems to portray that piglins and the nether will be the main bad guys of the movie!??!?! and not. yknow. THE ENDERDRAGON. ANYTHING WITH THE END?

i get this is a teaser so there's probably going to be trailers later on that might disprove this point

but going off of this teaser trailer alone. where are the endermen. where is the end. the dragon. the anything.

Istg please if anybody see's more fanart like this (SWAG presidental posters) IM BEGGING tell me in like- the comments or somthing idk just PLEASE- I NEED MORE👹

ROUND TWO !!

YOU GUYS IM BOUTTA BUUUUUUUUUUUUUST YALL TYSM!

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

:0000 YAAAAYYY HAPPY BORTH KING!! WOO! 💖💖💖💖

YOU MADE IT ANOTHER YEAR YAAAYY! ✨️✨️

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY 😜

hi lol i'm the anonymous who sent the haircut one lol. i sent it to multiple writers bc it has a chance of getting written and i can see it in different ways and styles🤭💙

Ahhh that makes since. I do that too XD

Dw I don't blame you! Love you, anon!!<333

hi, inspired by quackitys most recent stream can i request headcanons of him cutting your hair

I know you sent this ask to stonermujer 👹 I know what you did /j This one accualy seems rlly cute<33

I imagine you wanna get your hair cut cause its getting too long. And Quackity offers to cut it for you, or, atleast, try to. "C'mon, amor! It'll be fine! Im not gonna shave your hair off or anything." He pratically begs as your booking your haircut appointment on your phone. After awhile of his presistant begging, you give in and sigh. "Fine, but if you fuck up my hair im going to be royaly pissed." You warn as he pulls you into the bathroom by your wrist. He cuts your hair on stream like he did with Bad. And by the end, it didnt turn out half bad! Wasnt great, but it wasnt terrable either. And most of the time you guys spend laughing and goofing off, talking with chat and having cute little moments that would totally go into a clip comp, or atleast be clipped hundreds of times.

thank you everyone for your patience! the way i organized the dragon eggs' data was to only count those with specific species listed, not just wider appearances or "dragon/human", as per the prompt. hope to see you all next year o(≧▽≦)o

full slideshow: [link]

full spreadsheet: [link]

I kinda hate how c!quackity only exists in ship art now. he is a cool fucking character with one of the most interesting corruption arcs on the smp. like he turns himself into a weapon in response to all the violence around him.

he looked at all the countries around him and the power circulating and said “yeah I’d like a piece of that” he tried to create one twice and when the first one failed he was like “ohhhhh I get it. I wasn’t enough of a bitch about it” and employed schlatt’s method of just guilting people into his country and using the competitive status of the smp to his advantage. “yeah you’re losing relevancy and no one cares about you HOWEVER if you joined my country you’d basically be cool again.”

he saw someone who was innocent (quotation marks innocent) and was like “oh don’t worry I can teach him about The World” and gave him a impression of the world that was so Fucked Up when that person was saving Quackity’s life he basically said “you’re a horrible person. like jesus christ you are so fucked in the head I am worse for knowing you. be better.” before killing him

he wants to save the people around him but the world keeps fucking him over and he keeps retaining worse and worse ideals until he’s literally pushed out a building by one of the last healthy relationships in his life.

YALL I JUST FUCKING FOUND OUT BUTTERFLY REIGN IS STILL FUCKING UPDATING IM GONNA CRY AND SHIT MYSELF IM TRYING TO FUCKING READ IT AND FINISH IT SO I CAN GET ONTO THE OTHER ONES I GOTTA READ. IM ON CHAPTER 6 (i think) YALL. THERE ARE 30 MORE.

For the duck puppet au ask: the duck puppet au is made by @ yoyoru_m on twt

(SPOILERS FOR KARMALAND 5 ELECTION ARC!)

Basically the au is (paraphrasing from the creator's twt) :

[An au where k!Luzu with dark magic (a trait he had in karmaland 4) has controlled k!quackity. He (k!quackity) acts like a servant but without any rationality or feelings. While this is taking place, Beni and cochi (k!quackity's cousins/right hand men) try various things to try to save quackity.]

Art the creator has shown based on their au is usually where quackity is stripped of his revolutionary uniform and instead fitted in resistance colors and a collar.

The Creator even making a meme of the "not dressed like that you're not -better?- yes bitch slay!" Meme.

Showcasing quackity in his revolutionary uniform with Luzu saying "no no, my quacks can't go like that as a disgusting revolutionary". Then showcasing quackity in the new outfit with Luzu gushing over it.

The artist has also gender bend art and seemingly a chapter for their comic. But the chapter has since been deleted and the comic canceled. However you can still find it on the Creator's Wattpad. Same handle as twt.

Translation below:

The chapter starts with quackity at his revolution base.

Beni: And because of that we need to go do our trip.

Quackity: Can't you send other assholes to go instead of you two?

Beni: The majority have things to do, or are injured.

Cochi: Besides only we know him personally.

Quackity: I already knew you were going to abandon me. Alright then, go and leave me alone.

Beni: Enough cousin, quit the shenanigans. We'll return soon.

Cochi: It won't be for a long time, like about a week or less.

Juan Calixto, Luzu's spy, is shown eavesdropping from an unknown location.

The scene changes to the creators oc, one of Luzu's secuazes, informing him that Juan Calixto wants to see him.

Secuaz: Sir mayor, Juan Calixto wants to see you...

Luzu is in his office standing over his desk, a suspicious book, candle, and ominous fire close by.

Luzu: Let him pass.

Juan Calixto enters. Taking off his hat.

JCalixto: Sir mayor, it seems Beni and Cochi will be away from Karmaland. More or less for about a week. That's what I heard.

Luzu contemplates. His hand tracing over a suspicious page in his book. It showcases an ominous collar. It's purpose unknown.

Luzu: Interesting..I think...I think I have a plan.

Luzu says assuredly over the ominous fire.

It panels to quackity grimacing.

Quackity: This trip better benefit us or else. It's only been two days and I already feel anxious. Those assholes already abandoned me with all this mess on top of it!

A chest lays nearby the entrance of his house.

Quackity: But...what the hell is this..?

Quackity opens the chest to reveal a notebook. He reads it.

Quackity: "Dear quackity..."

[Dear quackity... I need your presence to bring to a head a reunion in the town hall, in my office. To guarantee your cooperation with the representative of the town hall we have imprisoned your cousins. We won't do anything to them. Yet, however if you don't come, they'll suffer the consequences of your actions of the revolution against the government. Sincerely, your Luzu <3]

Quackity: That son of a bitch!

He kicks the chest.

Quackity: To someone it wasn't enough to kidnap my bear. Well I'll have to go. I'm not going to leave my cousins with a demented man like him.

It panels to quackity bursting in on the meeting.

Secuaz 2: Sir ma- Quackity: WHERE ARE MY COUSINS?! Where do you have them?!

Luzu: And those manners quackity? First, take a seat.

Quackity: Don't think that I'll drop my guard asshole. You touch them and you won't be able to count the end of it.

Luzu: Calm down, I only wanted to talk. Would you like a coffee quackity?

Quackity: You and your coffee can shove it up your ass, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ALREADY!

Luzu: Quackity, please, can you calm yourself? We're going to fix this...situation.

Quackity: How can you think that I'm going to be calm if you just kidnapped my cousins.

Luzu: And that's why you're here. That's why please calm yourself, and we'll fix this..

Quackity is taken by surprise while two secuazes restrain him.

Quackity: What is this ass-?!

Luzu places the ominous collar seen in the suspicious book from before on quackity. Quackity is seemingly put in a daze. Luzu smiles adoringly.

Luzu: Thank you for your cooperation...My duck.

End Chapter.

That's all I could find on the canon lore for this au on the Creator's twt.

If it's a little confusing the background for this au is that in the canon series, Karmaland 5, there was an election for town mayor. Luzu rigging the elections to "save" quackity from the harm being mayor would bring. As he believes the other karmaland heroes are selfish and power hungry due to lingering memories from his past life (Karmaland4) and would try to take advantage of him.

Inadvertently hurting him the same way that was done to him.

It's important to note Luzu's character is complex, part of him really does believe what he's doing is right, but his actions speak louder than his words. So it is a slow descent to becoming unknowingly corrupted.

Also a lot of his actions from his pov seem just and reasonable while in other's pov we can see the gravity of his laws and actions. Causing further misunderstandings and tension in the town and between the heroes.

Quackity in reaction to this, after said misunderstandings, in a fit of anger rebels, to Luzu's pov, unexpectedly and unjustifiedly, as he kills his aids (the secuazes) to then put them on display, and burns their token of friendship/situationship.

Thus leading to back and forths between the revolution (quackity's side) and the resistance. (Luzu's side) And the introduction to Beni and Cochi who aid quackity in his revolution.

Quackity himself isn't in his best mind during this period and uses his pain as an excuse to lash out to cause Luzu as much pain as he can and wishing his death. Using the resistance as more of a front to cause Luzu harm and get his revenge.

I don't know how familiar you are with the canon series, so sorry if this was just a bunch of word spam. I tried to keep the explanation only to the relevant information as to not spoil everything.

I.

FUCKING.

LOVE.

YOU.

AHH TY SOOOOO SO SO SO MUCH FOR THIS! This helps a whole lot, and this accualy sounds just so kick-ass! Again, thank you so so much! I shall charish you, anon<3

can you do a fic where reader and quackity are at a party and quackity gets rlly h0rny pls pls plsss

Thank you Anon for the request! I love love looove this request! So im gonna assume you mean CC! Quackity, so sorry if its not exactly what you want. Still love ya tho! CW: Use of Quackity's real name, mirror sex, public(?) sex

You and Quackity have been dating for a little while now, but his audience wasnt aware. Now, you guys were in the bathroom's of the Streamy's after party, fucking like rabbits. You were trying to keep your sounds of pleasure quiet as people would hear you if you didnt. But it was difficult seince Quackity was pounding into you from behind with no mercy as you were bent over the sink, the mirror infront of you. "Yeah, look at you. So fucking good for me, yeah?~" He whispers from behind, making you look up at yourself in the mirror. You had tears of pleasure rolling down your cheeks, your eyes clouded over with pleasure and lust. "A-Alex!- Its too m-much!" You squeal out, before biting your lip once you realize how loud you were being. Quackity delivers a harsh slap to your ass, making you moan out loudly. "Let me hear all of your slutty little noises, baby~" He whispers, his lips agenst your ear. His thrusts start to get sloppy, and quicker. You knew both of you were close as a knot formed in your stomich. But before you could say anything, he delivers one last harsh thrust and cumming deep inside you. You could feel the thick, hot liquid filling you to the brim. You two stay there for a little, trying to catch your breath like you had just ran a marathon. He ended up cleaning you up, and helping you clean up the bathroom. And once you two left the bathroom, you could already tell... Everyone heard you two.

LETS FUCKING GO BABYYYYYY IM ONE OF THE BIG KIDS NOW, YALL >:D

It’s popular to have mermaids have a slit that open and closes that can be used as a pussy or for a dick tentacle , just search mermaid nsfw I’m sure you’ll find some examples !!

And if I may request when you’ve done your research a mermaid Quackity meeting Reader who’s sunbathing and falling in love which lead to him courting them and eventually when they accept they have hot mermaid sex

I hope you’ll find someone to help you for Karmaland translations because I’m also shit at Spanish but K!Quackity is soo hot

First of all, thank you so so much for that! I accualy really like that, and i really like you, anon<3. And ofc, that fic is accualy a great idea! I shall be cooking that up soon for ya dw! And ty ive been looking lol. And ikrr dude i loove his desighn and all that stuff! Theres some video's of the lore on youtube with english subtitles, but it dosnt cover everything but it covers enough! Im litterly obsessed lol i may be getting a K!Quackity cosplay cause that just sounds so cool and fun! Have a great day, anon! Ty for the message!

Yall i need some more help with stuff

So bassically two things. 1. I've been trying to get into Karmaland, which is difficult cause i dont speak Spanish at all. And i found out about this Au that (i think) a artist that i rlly like made. Its called the 'duck puppet au' and i LOVE the fanart for it. Love how slutty Quackity looks. But, i need to know the lore / story behind it. But i cant, cause all fics are in FUCKING SPANISH RAAHHH. So if anybody can explain (in english) that would be sped-tacular. 2. I need more asks. please. im desprate. Send me anything. C!, fics (that i've read), hell, even CC! now! Please, im very desprate 🥺

Ya'll i need help with somthing

So I have this habbit of adding info onto FAKE hybrid species. Like, think Enderian, Elytran, Demons, Angels. That stuff, yk? Like i add a mating seasson, their diets, their courting methods, all that stuff. And i need help with somthing. How tf should mermaids have sex? Cause, like, most people say "The female lays eggs, the male fertalizes them." Like, yeah but thats not hot and sexy. I want hot and sexy mermaid sex 🤠. But like, they dont have penis's, AND I HAVE YET TO SEE AN ASSHOLE ON ANY OF THEM. So can you guys, like, just make up of how mermaids have hot and sexy mermaid sex? please and thank you <3 Love yall, i'll post more fanfics soon.

I love your TCFSV Quackity idea and I love you /p

<33

:0 YOU DID?!

OMG AND I LOVE YOU TOO, ANON <3 /P

I'll try to make more like that in the future<3

Yall i got a very homosexual thought and im loving it. !SPOILERS FOR DSMP FANFIC 'PASSERINE'! Ok so y'know how in the end, Wilbur ends up marrying Sally n' shit? DAWG WHAT IF HE MARRIED QUACKITY INSTEAD?! LIKE, WHAT WOULD QUACKITY EVEN BE LIKE IN THIS UNIVERSE?! OH MY GAWD I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE!

eatin' 😶 a burger 🍔 with no honey mustard 😬

eatin' 😶 a burger 🍔 with no honey mustard 😬

eatin' 😶 a burger 🍔 with no honey mustard 😬

Dude, ik its been awhile but i just had the best thought ever. Imagine being TCFSV! Quackity's girlfriend, and while he was just wandering around, doing villian shit, you send him a text. What does he see? A picture of you, in a slightly revealing outfit, just walking around aswell. It may not have been much, but it was to Quackity. Next thing you know, your on your knees agenst a cold, hard, brick wall of an allyway. And Quackity is thrusting his cock into your mouth, trying to stay quiet so nobody looks into the dark ally, and calls the cops or somthing. (Dude ik i suck at this stuff i just felt the need to share this enlightment.)