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I hope he wins the lawsuit, a police officer was finally doing the right thing and they penalize him for not being a racist monster!
Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree!
YouTube: “Judging by your recent watches, we recommend: Why Are So Many SJW Characters Mary Sues?”
Me, who has been watching nothing but monstergirl ASMR roleplays for the past three days: “How do you keep finding me?”
i love this
I just named all of these Floral Knight bc I’m bad at names, but hey this is a thing now and I think that’s fun
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PASS THIS ON.
The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.
no one really needs me and that makes me really fucking sad
There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.
The only theft headcannon involving Miles anyone’s allowed to have is that one time he accidentally “stole” some crayons from Applebee’s and was just so distraught he turned himself in.
Miles, sobbing: “I’m so so sorryy, dad. YooU hh;;avee,, ,to aarrest m.”
Officer Davis: “No, Miles, it’s okay. The restaurant gave you those crayons. Also you’re 5.”
because chuck norris is a racist we now need to make memes in which he is INCREDIBLY weak
To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
Click here to watch the video
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
Some of you actually stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance in school and it shows
hi this post about “rich elites” drinking the blood of teenagers to stay youthful is completely fucking made up and is a blatantly antisemitic dogwhistle.
it’s an intersection of “blood libel”, the referencing of nameless, mysterious ‘elites’, (read: the new world order, a “shadowy group of jews”) and the implication that jewish people are inhuman. for more specification/examples of antisemitic dogwhistles check this and other sources, and please be aware of this when you consume your media.
non-jews are encouraged to reblog!!!!
don’t forget that the reason the war on drugs happened is because of his legendary racism he hated “the antiwar left and blacks” it was a personal waste of money against those he couldn't stand
I hope one day that history looks back on ronald reagan as one of the 20th century’s most vile and disgusting serial killers
It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.
Be cautious with missing persons reports
I’ve seen the occasional post on here saying someone is missing. You have to be really careful about these posts. Often times, abusers will post a missing person report on here so they can find their victim. Here are some red flags to differentiate abusers posts and actual missing people posts.
They tell you to not approach the person if you see them. This is a huge red flag. If someone was kidnaped they probably would love to see someone that can help them come home.
They claim the person is not in their right mind. While this may be true for actual missing people, it is also a red flag if it is accompanied by “Do not approach them or tell them you can get them home”
They say not to call 911 and provide their personal phone number instead. Kinda self explanatory. If it is a real missing person call 911.
They didn’t file a missing person report with the police. Take a quick google search and if there is no actual report, be cautious as hell.
Abusers will try to find their victims again through claiming they went missing when in reality, the victim escaped. Be cautious.
Percy: I’d catch a grenade for you.
Annabeth: Aw that’s so sweet it means a lo-
Percy: But only if the pin was still in. If it wasn’t I’d tell you to run, because someone just threw a live grenade at you.
Annabeth: Well you might not be romantic, but at least you’re not dumb enough to catch a live grenade.
Dear friends of Tumblr,
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…
Controversial opinion, but ur allowed to like things that suck
Like, sometimes there are just shows or books that are so goddamn awful for any number of reasons… But ya still like ‘em somehow, and that’s fine
It’s not required to write a 20+ page essay defending why you enjoy something shitty, you can just… Enjoy shitty things
Not all content is made equally and you’re allowed to like things that are far from perfect
Like, just, “This show sucks, but I like it anyway” is a totally valid response
Jordan Peele’s rebooting The Twilight Zone, which is awesome, but there is going to be a bunch of fake/racist sci-fi fans probably getting angry at him if he decides to do episodes about social issues specifically about race.
And let me just tell you as a HUGE Twilight Zone fan, the original show is 90% commentary on subjects like race, war, and even mental health.
so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be?
“i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely safe. never drop your guard though
“i’m interested in this specific subject or time period in history. (ex. ancient egypt, the golden age of piracy, the history of the printing press”: still probably safe. be on the lookout for certain risky historical subjects. you should know them you see them
“i’m really into WW2 history”: this is the caution zone, there’s plenty of valid reasons to be into WW2, but if they start talking about how Operation Sealion totally could have succeeded, it’s time to abort
“i’m specifically into roman history, the crusades, prussian military history, and WW2”: danger! do NOT talk about history with this person. in fact, do not talk to this person at all. you will regret it, you do not want to know what they think of the treaty of versailles or why germany lost the first world war
yall: this celebrity did a bad thing
me: it be like that sometimes
i love it
I’m gonna delete this in like five mins but i am fucking crying this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen:
A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship
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From Kasia Babis.
