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6 years ago

If for the last decade Team Starkid has been able to put full musicals on YouTube WITHOUT Ads and still have people interested in going to their shows, then Broadway has no excuse for not making recordings of shows available to the public.

And thats the tea.

6 years ago

Team Starkid

I’ve fallen in love with the youtube channel team star kid

they make musicals based off absurd topics and cursing is part of every play 

they film each one and upload it at full length 

so far ive watched “the man who didnt like musicals” and “the trail to oregon!”

both are amazing


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6 years ago

The other day at the mall i saw a 15 year old sitting in a Claire’s piercing booth and it took every fiber in my being to not just grab her and take her to the actual, clean and sanitary and not guaranteed to fuck up your ears tattoo shop literally next door. Like I was frantic. Snakes manifested in my house

Piercing guns almost ALWAYS cause infections

They hurt more because they jam dull jewelry into your ear

Needles from a professional are designed to allow for minimum damage thus less pain.

The people working there literally have no idea what the fuck they’re doing and just guess it with a 1 hour training video vs a professional who trained under a mentor for at least a year and has a passion in the craft

They use bad metal for healings (copper, silver, etc) that can irritate ears. Surgical grade steel should be the only thing in your healing piercings

They put them on way to tight, causing swelling issues. Swelling is normal and piercings should be large enough to allow for that

They give you shit aftercare advice and cleaner (literally just buy saline solution at Spencer’s or hot topic for 8 dollars at the most and don’t touch them at all)

If done on cartilage it can LITERALLY SHATTER YOUR EARS

Please if any young girls in your family want their ears pierced take them to actual professional and don’t trust piercing guns. If a professional says your kid is too young (I.e a fucking baby) then trust their professional judgement. It costs more but you are getting essentially a art piece from a highly trained professional who knows what they’re doing vs a part time min wage employee who had 1 hour training on how to pierce ears.

I literally wrote an entire essay in college why piercing guns should be banned with pictures and my professor told me she was so interested in my topic and had no idea and even googled the topic herself out of curiosity and was horrified on the amount of damage they case

6 years ago

I LOVE IT

All You Need Is Love ❤️️💙💜💖
All You Need Is Love ❤️️💙💜💖

All you need is love ❤️️💙💜💖

6 years ago

Heya everyone, bad news.

I have to move back in with my abusive family next week.

I have no money and no job and I need to start fighting to get disability because my mental illnesses make it nearly impossible for me to work in a Regular work environment, so I don’t have a way to get back out again fast.

I don’t want to be here asking for donations but here I am

My PayPal is winter.fauna12@gmail.com

Any little bit of money helps. Any and every bit.

I also can do tarot card and pendulum readings and make custom bath magic spells for anything you may need.

Pendulum questions- 1 USD per

One card pulls- 2 USD

Three card spreads- 5 USD

Custom sigils - 3 USD

Custom bath magic spells - 7 USD

I will do full color/shading icons for 5 USD (half the price of my last art special)

I can also do small art commissions as well, you can find examples of my art on @shatteredglassstarscream on the #my art tag.

I will do anything (including NSFW) for more money to help survive while I’m back with my family.

If you can’t donate or buy from me please share this. I don’t want to be with my family any longer than absolutely needed.

6 years ago

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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6 years ago
If You Say The Phrase “you Can’t Be Mad At Me I Have The Right To Free Speech” Three Times In A

if you say the phrase “you can’t be mad at me i have the right to free speech” three times in a mirror justin mcelroy appears and vaporizes you instantly

6 years ago

a seeps wool coat can get so heavy they can’t move from the weight. a sheer is just a hair cut honestly. how would you feel if you have 30 pounds of hair on your body and couldn't stand up?

This Fake Yarn Is Supposedly Better For Sheep.

This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.

Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic.

So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.

You’re supposed to believe that sheep shearing is violent and cruel. There are imbeciles out there that work in an unprofessional manner while shearing, but that’s not the case overall.

Sheep don’t suffer from having their fleece removed.

Left on, the fleece can become a home for fly eggs and the subsequent maggots which can eat the sheep. Chemical treatments are available to prevent that happening. It’s much better for the sheep, the land and the farmer to avoid chemical use.

Don’t be fooled. Wool is a sustainable material, one we should make more and better use of.


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6 years ago
Simple Hooded Cloak Pattern

Simple Hooded Cloak Pattern

Difficulty level: Beginners

Required skills: basic stuff like ‘how to use a measuring tape’, ‘how to use pins’, ‘how to cut fabric’, ‘how to not accidentally stitch through your own fingers when using a sewing machine’, you get it

(feel free to message me if you have questions)

6 years ago

I LOVE IT

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

6 years ago

Into The Spiderverse is proof that live-action superhero movies will never look better than what animation can deliver. Imagine what we could have if animation weren’t so regularly seen as a lower art form than live acting. Honestly, on every aesthetic level Into The Spiderverse was absolutely phenomenal. Art direction, animation, music - all of it. 

6 years ago

so what r ur thoughts on spider ham

So What R Ur Thoughts On Spider Ham
6 years ago

i love it

friendly reminder that in 2019 lgbtq solidarity is going to COEXIST, meaning:

20biteen does not take ‘take away’ 20dyketeen from the lesbians because nobody owns the year

20noneteen doesn’t ‘take away’ 20biteen and 20dyketeen from the bisexuals and lesbians

20mineteen belongs to everyone except those of us who can’t fuckin afford minecraft (communism failed us, folks)

and in 2019 bisexuals, aspecs, and lesbians are going to support and uplift each other and not worry about making people angry with harmless jokes because,

2019 is the year of understanding that lgbtq solidarity is better when there’s more of it for all of us

this has been a PSA

6 years ago

Are fedoras really that bad?

Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

6 years ago
Mods Are Asleep Post Forbidden Tits

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

6 years ago

back to school mind

i just said “you've got some dead nose on your skin” as if it was a completely normal thing to say, before realizing my mistake and cackling like a witch.


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6 years ago

this is fucked man fucked.

YA’LL....

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Mainstream Media Now Openly Reporting on the Elite Lining Up to Ingest the Blood of Children…. Seriously

Once the talk of conspiracy theorists — the rich ingesting the blood of the young to foster longevity — is now a reality and an actual business in the United States. Not only is it a business but billionaires are actually admitting their interest in it. Now, even the mainstream media is reporting it.

Peter Thiel, the billionaire co-founder of PayPal and adviser to Donald Trump told Inc. magazine:

“I’m looking into parabiosis stuff, which I think is really interesting. This is where they did the young blood into older mice and they found that had a massive rejuvenating effect. I think there are a lot of these things that have been strangely under-explored.”

As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions.

Aside from the gruesome historical and occult background of such practices, there is literally NO DATA that suggests the process even works.

“There‘s just no clinical evidence [that the treatment will be beneficial], and you‘re basically abusing people‘s trust and the public excitement around this,” Stanford University neuroscientist Tony Wyss-Coray, who conducted a 2014 study of young blood plasma in mice, told Science magazinelast summer, as reported by Vanity Fair. 

#STAYWOKE

6 years ago

tries to be better than Percy and fails.

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That moment when Jason _________

6 years ago

who could even think that killing your consumers for a profit is a good idea? this is why i am saving to move to Canada they have very strict food regulations and yes they have problems too but a fuck ton less than the US

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6 years ago

here

who’s still on tumblr?

reblog if you plan on remaining active.

just wanna see if the number’s still huge! ☆

6 years ago

And my healing abilities!

We Are The Pride Knights, And This Is Our Battle Cry No Enemy Can Shake Us, As Hard As They Can Try There’s
We Are The Pride Knights, And This Is Our Battle Cry No Enemy Can Shake Us, As Hard As They Can Try There’s
We Are The Pride Knights, And This Is Our Battle Cry No Enemy Can Shake Us, As Hard As They Can Try There’s
We Are The Pride Knights, And This Is Our Battle Cry No Enemy Can Shake Us, As Hard As They Can Try There’s
We Are The Pride Knights, And This Is Our Battle Cry No Enemy Can Shake Us, As Hard As They Can Try There’s
We Are The Pride Knights, And This Is Our Battle Cry No Enemy Can Shake Us, As Hard As They Can Try There’s
We Are The Pride Knights, And This Is Our Battle Cry No Enemy Can Shake Us, As Hard As They Can Try There’s
We Are The Pride Knights, And This Is Our Battle Cry No Enemy Can Shake Us, As Hard As They Can Try There’s
We Are The Pride Knights, And This Is Our Battle Cry No Enemy Can Shake Us, As Hard As They Can Try There’s

We are the Pride Knights, and this is our battle cry No enemy can shake us, as hard as they can try There’s a fire in our eyes that no hatred can kill A passion in our hearts that’s as strong as our will To our fellow queers who fight their battles on their own We promise to fight with you, you are never alone To our fellow queers who have fallen with the pain We thank you for your courage, your fight is not in vain

We are defenders of the right to be proud of who you are To love who you love and to accept every scar We are your knights, protectors of our pride Together we stand, together we ride

Thank you everyone for the overwhelming support you have shown for this project and for joining the @prideknights. Our goal is to let everyone feel and know they are valid no matter who they are. 

The website has been fully funded! Our next goal is to create armor so we can make empowering and inspirational Youtube videos! For anyone who wants to help: Be your local Pride Knight and support and empower others. You can get these designs on a variety of items in our store. The campaign ends on December 15. 

6 years ago

same

my art teacher has her window opening even though it’s 25 degrees out

6 years ago
Romans Loved Their Dogs And Made Graves For Them… - WTF Fun Facts

Romans loved their dogs and made graves for them… - WTF fun facts

6 years ago

Tis that very lit time of year…..

Video by snakebuddies🐍

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