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Explain life with one word other than hell

Linh: rips the rope to shreds with a mini whirlpool and catches herself with more water

Tam: *intimidating the rope*

The baby swans' methods of escaping the Exillium arch are so in character

Keefe: Successfully slips his ankle out of his boot, but doesn't plan past that and ends up crashing to the ground painfully, injuring himself and losing his pants

Dex: Creates an improvised knife from his vest buckles and uses it to cut the rope

Biana: Uses the arch itself to fray the rope

Fitz: backflips onto the arch and unties the rope by hand

Sophie: just straight-up sets fire to the arch. and herself.

(How do you think Tam and Linh did it?)

because if we confess any other way we get put in jail

I too am unoriginal

but if this post gets to 1k by the end of New Year's Day, I will give every single person who gave this post notes a candy of their choice in their ask box and i'll also give y'all a snippet of the book i'm writing.

it's a murder mystery. 4 mcs that are girls, in a boarding school. people die.

anyways, back to your regularly scheduled posting

If this gets to 1k notes before 2024 I’ll make myself create a sleep schedule and follow it correctly

If this gets to 1k notes before 2024 I’ll make myself create a sleep schedule and follow it correctly

you stopped scrolling , just to look at my humble little post. you are so beautiful

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

ATTENTION ALL IT IS A VERY SPECIAL YOUNG MAN'S BIRTHDAY

Everyone say happy 17th birthday to Sydney 🥳

there he go

gummy lamas

They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

new period poll but i remembered to change the duration this time

once again, don’t want any terfs touching this. also: doing this a second time bc a lot of people found the old one after it was done (i forgot to change the duration from day to week. this new one will last a week)

What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless

Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.

2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.

3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.

4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.

5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up. 

6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.

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Your daily dose of cat memes

(at last night's queer cabaret)

person announcing the show: "now i don't want to see any heckling tonight, no racism, no sexism... none of the isms"

person in crowd: "what about autism?"

announcer: "yeah autism is fine"

Something something bisexual wives

(Also the pose ref: