Latest Posts by the-one-and-only-ginger - Page 9

saw this on twt im surprised i havent seen it here yet

Reblog if Fan Fics are just as valid as Fan Art

Affirmation for writers, please!!

Likes do nothing!!

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

Reblog if you think that men can wear dresses, trying to prove a point to my dad

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

If this gets 100k notes I'll do one self-care.

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If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

Arson or culinary arts, maybe both if I fuck around near the stove enough

tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in

Respecting Women

A your mom joke gone too far and now everyone thinks I had been the late Queen's side piece

You are the most influential and powerful person in the kingdom. Even the royals walk eggshells around you at risk of offending you. The thing is, you have no idea what you’re doing or how it has gotten to this point, but you’re in way too deep now and you have to keep the lie going to survive.

Totally Awesome Tips For When You Don't Feel Totally Awesome

Ever feel really sad or just not that good, but your mom is making you go to someone's Winnowing Gala anyway? Ugh, so annoying, right? You have to look presentable, but man, you just do NOT have the energy. Well, these tips will be sure to help you out when you need them!!

(In other words, sometimes life hits you hard but you have to keep doing life, and these are tips to help you clean up for when taking an actual shower is just too much)

HAIR

Brush it, darling

No, seriously

Brush your hair. It will help so much and get all the tangles out and leave you feeling nice

From there, if you want, you can put your hair up

A simple ponytail will do, or even an awesome messy bun

Add a claw clip and boom. Hair.

OR, like me, maybe your hair is too short to put up, or you can only making a tiny ponytail that you know just won't cut it today. Or maybe you just hate the way ponytails look on you.

If that's the case, use dry shampoo

I've seen different methods to use it, but I always spray it on my roots, part my hair in a different spot, spray the roots there, repeat.

Then I part my hair normal, fluff everything up, and boom. Hair.

If you don't have dry shampoo/don't like to use it because Big Sprayer is Loud, use baby powder

I am not making this up I swear

Baby powder works almost the exact same as dry shampoo

Pour some in your hand, (not a lot!!!) and put it on the parts of your hair that look the oiliest

Lift those parts up and do the hair under them, too. Then do the ones under them if it still looks oily

(Like, apply it to your layers)

I do this mostly at the front/where I have slight bangs

Then rub it in the same way you would dry shampoo, brush it, and boom. Hair.

(If you have darker hair, it might not work so well because the baby powder may not blend in super good. Sorry, Bangs Boy!!)

Hat. Cover the hair if you're allowed.

See if maybe there's time to do a quick wash, even if you're not up for it. Just. Lean your head over the bath/sink and just. Wash as fast as possible.

BODY

Baby wipes/makeup wipes

Or, wipe down with a wet face towel with a dollop of soap on it

Change clothes

But seriously. It take almost no time and even transferring from one pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt to another can really help

Wash your hands, and try to splash water on your face if you don't have the energy to wash it, too

Clip your nails if it's needed. Don't paint them or anything, just give them a haircut and you'll be on your way

Makeup is not a necessity, but if you feel you can do it, go for it! You got this!

Put on deodorant/spray perfume on yourself. Let the sent settle around you and feel better.

Socks!!

Socks are a gift guys really

I love socks

Wear socks

Wear goofy socks that make you smile

Lotion.

Just. Dab it on your hands and knuckles

Also, get a water bottle and challenge yourself to drink the whole thing that day. Just do it

MOUTH

Brush your teeth if you can

If you can't, try to brush your tongue at the very least.

Breath mints/gum/peppermint are literally life savers

Smear on some chapstick. Seriosuly, do it, you'll feel better

Flossing is good for you but I'm going to go ahead and assume that most of you only do it at the dentists and not at home

But! If you happen to have floss, try to do it, okay? It helps you feel a lot cleaner

MAKEUP

(I know I just said this isn't necessary, but I'm doing a section on it anyway because some people might want it, and it's not really makeup so much at, like, chapstick)

On that note, if lipstick/lipgloss feels like too much, chapstick. Chapstick is a gift from God, use it

Mascara if you can handle it. I, Keefe Sencen, personally love mascara and eyeliner. Do it if you want, or if you can!

Chances are an actual base or foundation or anything will be too much, so don't worry about it. Don't even stress over doing it.

Try adding jewelry (not makeup, but I'm still putting it).

Just a ring or too. A bracelet. A necklace your best friend gave you when you were a little kid.

Smile at the mirror. Please, smile. I'll tell you a joke to help it along!!

Did you hear of the cows that got lost in the Marijuana patch?

The steaks had never been higher!!

That was funny, how bout a smile? Now go look at yourself while your smiling, you look good, right?

Realize you should smile more. Smile as you walk out of your room.

That's all I got for now. I'll add more as I think about them.

Please, you got this, darling. You're going to get better.

Love you guys<33

Revenge

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Depending on what you consider 'morning' it could also be a late afternoon snack or lunch

'girl dinner" [pic of a plan b pill]

didn’t you also set fires in the forbidden cities that killed hundreds of humans…?

The Council keeps trying to arrest me for manslaughter, which is unfair and inaccurate because the people I killed were elves, not men.

Okay so here’s the thing, I was looking at Pinterest- as one does and decided to look up cute Bakugo fanart because why not and I have realized something mildly disturbing. THERE IS NO CUTE FANART OF HIM THERE IS SEXY-HORNY AND THERE IS SEXY-NOT-HORNY. I just wanted some fluff and now what, please SOMEONE just make a genuinely cute piece of fanart I am begging you. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

all of them shirts are like fashionable sports bras, goblins need support too buddy

I don't understand why female goblins don't go shirtless like the males do. The goblins in Keeper don't have nipples. What's the point of the shirts?

specifically in the ways of causing mischief and chaos but very subtle ways of chaos, two socks? Nope I’m taking your left sock. Deja Vu all the time. Can’t find something but suddenly your mom can? Bingo that’s me. Walking into the wrong bathroom? Being ten minutes late for work because you decided to hide your wallet from yourself? That one missing puzzle piece dead center of the puzzle? All of it is me causing minor- but infuriating chaos

You are known as the silent wanderer. Ageless because of time magic. You have lived longer then the oldest of dragons. Cursed to never being able to speak or talk in a way people can understand. But thats OK. Action speaks louder then words ever will.

Broke into councilor Alina’s mansion-castle-thing and replaced all her shampoo with essence of reekrod and then ate all of her mallowmelt

what did they do wrong answers only

And don’t forget pissing off teenagers plus making a fool out of politicians

Re reading the series because I’m on summer vacay.

The Neverseen really are just a bunch of theatre gays who commit a little more than the average amount of murder.

Pretty much. Murderous theater gays who enjoy gardening.