Feel Like Pure Shit Just Want To Wake Up Tomorrow Morning With Eyelids Of Lead Have Someone Pull Up The

i headcanon that he did once upon a time know every word to the barbie song, and many nursery rhymes. he forgot them on purpose

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

In my defense, when I started this, I thought it was funny

thinking about how when brian wrote the original see the day he didn’t know where he would be today

i meant to post this later but w/e

uh…

F u c k  c h e m 

COLLAB WITH BDG (soundcloud)

I’ve been waiting for the perfect use for this BDG meme. I have finally found it.

naming your dnd characters brand names is peak comedy

it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

name a more iconic duo