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Hi! Can I request some headcanons of reader giving comfort (or at least tried) to Damon Maitsu from P:EG after the events of the 1st Chapter?
I need to chill with the requests they're not going anywhere 💀
Damon Maitsu:
If you thought he was closed off before, you haven't seen the lengths he can go to
I think he would feel the strong urge to isolate himself but given his situation, he knows it's not the smartest so a lot of his actions are going to be conflicting
It's going to take him about for him to actually accept being comforted
It's only going to take him a bit because he hasn't processed yet and he has no clue what he wants
Literally no attempts you make will snap him out of it till he processes the situation fully
He'll literally just stare at you dully after every attempt till he gets his shit together
He'll actually get upset because he feels like he should be the one comforting you instead
He'll be a lot more talkative after just for your sake. He wants to make sure you're okay after so many failed attempts at trying to comfort him
I did say he doesn't initiate physical touch most of the time but this would be the exception
He would constantly have an arm around you or a hand on you
Mostly for his sake tbh. It's almost as if he wants to make sure that you're still with him
He'll also stick to you like white on rice. It's a strange sight to see but until the two of you are alright, that's how it's going to be
I don't think he'll want to talk about it much just because he knows that it'll eventually happen again and it'll just get worse (he's stubborn). Plus, if he thinks that talking about it will make YOU upset, there's no way in the world it's happening
He's just trying to figure everything out, and so are you. It's going to be strange but if that's what the two of you need to get through that, then so be it
Yeah yeah I’m back in my Bleach phase
And who will stop me from drawing him shirtless
something something save a horse something something
Do you ever have that urge to make out with your own art?
*stares at my vessel doodle*
*gulps* Yeah... That would be weird...
his floor being covered in books is my favorite thing EVER also: matty call me, I would absolutely adopt a cat with you- i already plan to have several <3
we have come so far
Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).
Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”
Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???
Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?
He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”
“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼
The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.
can i offer you a cat in these trying times
Exercise stream slash shampoo commercial
i have created another slightly better pat gill fancam with the cool editing tricks i learned today. im sorry i did this. watch it anyway.
song is Buttercup by Jack Stauber
I think everybody in the polygon/bdg fanbase needs to thank @laura47 for taking such amazing pictures from unraveled live, here I will list some of my favourites
nobody asked but here are my personal top five pat gill videos | a 2.1k word long post where i rank and review pat gill’s videos for just way too long.
Right around the tail end of April, 2020, I fell into the rabbit hole of my current obsession; Polygon Dot Com Video Content. As a consequence of this was being introduced to the phenomenon of Pat Gill. A dire consequence of that consequence was me slowly, deeply, irrevocably, finding myself attracted to this marionette of a man. So, I enjoy his content and I think he’s hot and that combined with the fact that some of my friends bully me over that latter fact has inspired me to do this: rank my personal favorite Pat Gill videos in a post that’s entirely too long.
Before I get straight into the rankings, I need to explain my process.
First, I needed to narrow my scope. Polygon has a lot of videos. Polygon has a lot of videos with Pat Gill in them. If I didn’t narrow my scope, I would either go bonkers yonkers or have a list that would be kilometric in length and thus miss the entire point of ranking altogether. So, for my sanity, I am excluding any videos that are a part of a Polygon video series. This means no Overboard, no Gill and Gilbert, no Video Game Theatre, etc. If I included these, I would cry. I do not want to cry over Polygon Dot Com Video Producer Pat Gill.
Second, I need a criteria. If I just ranked videos with no system, I would find myself endlessly rearranging my list based on whatever thought comes out on top in my mind at the given moment. I am a disorganized person, so I need rules. I have decided that I will rank Pat Gill videos using the EEEH criteria.
Entertainment. Do I smile, watching the video? Do I chortle? Am I filled with the embarrassing urge to show this video to my sister and derive glee from her laughing at the exact same moment I laughed? Entertainment is key.
Education. Did I come out of this video knowing something I originally did not know? More importantly, was I engaged in the learning process? I come from a family of teachers, so I have high standards when it comes to education. If I am to learn, I must learn well.
Exaltation. This is a bit of an oddball criteria, but it is important to me. The word “exalted” is defined as “elevated in rank, character, or status.” This criteria refers to how good it is at exalting, elevating, pulling me out of a depressive episode. That is to say I’ve been in a depressive episode for the past month and whether or not the video made me stop crying and brush my teeth is essential. Polygon video content has been integral to my serotonin production lately, and thus the video’s ability of acting as an audiovisual antidepressant for me factors into the rankings.
[BONUS POINTS] Hotness. How Hot Is Pat Gill In It? I felt bad, morally, ranking videos based on how good looking I thought Pat Gill was in it—because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and all that, and people don’t exist to be beautiful, they just are, and I agree—so I’m relegating this criteria as a bonus point. Standard is 0, because he’s always hot in my mind, but he gets plus points if he is exemplary in the hotness department.
The maximum score for each of these criteria is 5 points, making the perfect score a 15, but because of the bonus points, a 20 is, hypothetically, possible.
With that out of the way, let me dive right into it.
5. The fastest interview ever with Ben Schwartz from Sonic the Hedgehog
Entertainment: 5 Education: 2 Exaltation: 2 Hotness: +2 Total Score: 11
Pat Gill is a good interviewer, he’s engaging and fun and keeps the interview interesting, but this interview is particularly special because it seems that, and let me quote Youtube user AudreyN who left a comment on this video stating “ben schwartz consumed all seven chaos emeralds prior to this interview.” Pat Gill and Ben Schwartz’s dynamic is amazing, and by “dynamic” I do mean “Ben Schwartz absolutely just fucking dunking on Pat Gill for 14 entire minutes.” and it is glorious.
For Entertainment this scores a solid 5. Quite honestly the funniest interview I’ve ever watched in my entire life. Just the sheer beauty in the exchange [Pat] “You would use Sonic’s power to gaslight me?” [Ben] “Just you.” In terms of Education, I guess I did learn a bunch of things about the Sonic movie that I didn’t know before, but the avenue by which it was portrayed in was not exactly the most engaging, more like I was absorbing it via watching two experts discuss on a webinar. I would have given just 1 point to Education but I made it 2 because of the wonderful knowledge that Pat Gill can draw a pretty good Sonic in a few seconds. When it comes to Exaltation, I must admit that while this video got quite a few laughs out of me, it didn’t make me want to get out of bed and take a shower.
BONUS: Pat is +2 hot in it. His short hair makes him look very handsome. He’s a spiffy boy, in this video. Very, very good.
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absolutely going buckwild over the humble knight
So I was rewatching old Polygon videos and... my hand slipped
But really, he is just so adorable and sweet I can’t even!!!!
Agghhhhh💖💖💖
when brian david gilbert said “build a quilt from all who have loved me”
BDG Outfit Rates Vol. 1
(Cuz you know he would have killed it at the Met Gala.)
An anon wanted it…that’s the ONLY reason this blog is rapidly becoming a Polygon fashion fan account.
“Bury Me in this Outfit I’m Extremely Serious”
Honestly why do people wear black suits when they could wear blue suits all the time??? Why wear a plain shirt when you could wear florals??? Very good outfit that can withstand a very active dream ballet. infinity/10
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Pat Gill Outfit Rates (Vol. 3)
“Now with highly niche commentary!”
(Psst, check out vol. 1 and vol. 2.)
Big thank you to @imsoglitter & @notorious-bdg for their pat pic suggestions. :-) Okay…here we go again:
“Good good goblin boi”
A look that inspired a multitude of innovative photoshop images. I appreciate the deployment of the hood, very rare in previous usages of the black hoodie. Reminds me of my middle school fake emo phase. 8/10
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BDG Outfit Rates Vol. 2
(Here we go again baebyyyyy)
I’m slowly phasing out any semblance of actual ratings.
“Someone Give the Polygon Office Skeleton an Employee of the Month Award”
A truly innovative look for day to day wear. very spooky/10
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[Image description: Six gifs of Brian David Gilbert. He is pale with short light brown hair. He is wearing ina dark green button-down and two watches (one tan and one brown). He is sitting in a park with greenery and trees in the background. In all six gifs, he speaks, points, and gestures emphatically about video games. /ID]
Brian David Gilbert.. He is so handsom,
Patrick Gill out here running amok with full unchallenged power to be adorable and make people love him, huh??
your local pat pic dealer comin atcha with images that give serotonin from todays stream