Sir?????????? SIR????????

please

currently brainwashing all my followers into learning italian

I was so focused on investigating the inner machinations of this bulbous boy

That i never asked why i was investigating

(been fiddling with this one for a few weeks, i promise i’ll draw something non-polygon related one day :’))

i can’t fucking believe these people, Brian and Karen wrote an entire star wars x fast and the furious fanfic in a week and made it available for free here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1i65HgZBjKXt3fhIpO8ZeYQBMrNxoWHoV/view

this screencap had huge meme potential, so i made template out of it

hm. physically? i could beat up clayton. emotionally? i don’t know. i don’t know if i could carry that weight.

sometimes family isn’t two kids and a mom and a dad.

sometimes family is one (1) boy detective, the grim reaper who secretly is a massive dork, a cynical elf wizard who pretends he’s not soft for his whole family, a functional 30 year old man, the 30 year old’s dog army, an elderly beach-living dwarf who runs a summer camp, the beach dwarf’s son and daughter, a gnome pilot, a distressed and exhausted leader of a nonprofit on the moon, a grim reaper who wears blue jeans, his grim reaper wife with a penchant for fire spells, a dragonborn rogue who likes doing flips, her half orc wife who likes doing flips, the actual goddess of death, the actual goddess of fate, a random dude who worked on the moon and fired the 30 year old and the beach dwarf and the elf wizard out of a cannon, and two to three cats owned by the grim reaper dork and the elf wizard.

sometimes garfield shows up.

I KNOW THIS WAS IN DIRECT RESPONSE TO MY JACKBOX ANSWER AND I AM. I N S U L T E D

(/j)

broke: polygon

woke: polgon

bespoke: polyogn

Androgyny but Patrick Gill flavored

gill and gilbert please come back

still thinking about ren faire pat gill