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Some acheswan doodles 🦢❣️🐍

(after months of being in my wips folder lmao)

um-uh whoops sorry I, uh,I was just tryna, uh, just take that over there I'm sorry I'll just, I'll just go now-

they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

shot through the heart and you're to blame

darling, you give love a bad name

Damn got shoelaces on my dash ig

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I will never get over binghe and that damn congee. a meal he didn't manage to bring to his mother on time before she died. a meal he remade every couple of hours over the course of several days when sqq was unconscious from without-a-cure so that when he woke, he'd have something fresh to eat. the meal that he made every day for five years, in the hope that sqq's corpse would someday wake up and eat it

what's really striking to me is that first time he makes it for sqq. this is right after sqq took a major hit for him, getting struck with a poison that should've killed him, all for binghe's sake. I imagine poor binghe must have felt pretty helpless after that. it's not like he could help with sqq's medical recovery or tend to his qi or rouse him from his brief coma, but he needed to do something to show his gratitude for what sqq had done for him, and it makes me emotional that the decision he comes to is "when shizun wakes, he'll be hungry, so I should feed him" and then he proceeds to make the same congee over and over every couple hours until sqq wakes up

"My king please get better soon"

For the DxD event in the @moshangevents server

whats this? did luo binghe just find the peerless master of the xiu ya sword scandalously underdressed and DRINKING LIQUOR???? want to find out what happens next???

CLICK HERE to read the AMAZING @svsssbigbang fic i was a part of, Recreational Venting, written by TGP, with art by me and @moon-in-the-sea-art , and beta read by @lieutenantruby and @lomlompurim !

and after youre done reading it, check out the other fics for the big bang! everyone worked really hard and works are STILL going to be coming out for the whole month ^^

They are both so normal. Definitely nothing wrong with them or anything <33

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Me when Curly and Yue Qingyuan (PIDW) play similar roles in their respective narratives.

Both of their stories consisted of them taking a passive neutral approach to everything, which actually led to majority of the problems.

I mean there's also the fact they got their old friend from when they were younger who has anger problems and are associated with something sexual. (Although, one of these is kept secret and is actually a horrific act, while the other is a lie, a reputation used as a double edged sword)

@welcomeimhome5

Oi don't hide 🫵

Opinion accepted let's call them old man Yuri

Considering Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun are like 40+ years old does that possibly mean we could classify moshang as old man yaoi

:]

I think it's really funny but also really frustrating how liu mingyan (a really great but also unfortunately really minor character) has a named sword over shang qinghua (a fairly major character with FOUR extras all to himself) .... maybe i am just too obsessed with weaponry but idk it's kinda sad 🙁🙁🙁🙁 like even if he doesn't use it he should still have one because if we go off mdzs logic it's rude not to bring a sword to conferences and gatherings and shit ..... like i know he's the mousy little boy archetype but Stilllllll😭😭😭😭 hes a Peak Lord and i'm sure if the scholarly peak have to learn how to fight then so does logistics...

Anyway forgive me for using genshin as an example but i feel like his sword would kind of look like a mix between the silver sword (unsheathed) and bichen from the mdzs donghua (sheathed)...? i think it would have a gem on the tip wheee rhe black part of the silver sword is and also a white line going through the middle though.... i also think the handle detail would be like suihua but have patterns like bichen.... the bottom of suihuas handle is definegly how i imagine it though and his tassel and sheath would be white-yellow gradient with some yellow embroidered square connected to it as a homage to his psyduck keychain from the modern day. i think his sheath would also have some sort of design going down it?

i think before he met mobei jun it was really disgustingly dusty but after he met him mobei started judging him for his disgusting ass sword... one of them gave him a scary look so he reconciled that pretty fast afterwards LOLLLL and then when he shows yuan he's probably like Man it's so clean and qinghuas like don't fucking start and yuans like No i'm fr you fucking idiot and qinghuas like Oh wow thanks man and then starts traumadumping about the evil look mobei gave him LOLLLLLL

IDK it's not that serious but TO ME IT ISSSSSS😞😞😞😞

Ngl, this lack of information about Shang Qinghua is really starting to feel purposeful, and I'm wondering if it's because Shang Qinghua is just that good at flying under the radar,,

I think it's really funny but also really frustrating how liu mingyan (a really great but also unfortunately really minor character) has a named sword over shang qinghua (a fairly major character with FOUR extras all to himself) .... maybe i am just too obsessed with weaponry but idk it's kinda sad 🙁🙁🙁🙁 like even if he doesn't use it he should still have one because if we go off mdzs logic it's rude not to bring a sword to conferences and gatherings and shit ..... like i know he's the mousy little boy archetype but Stilllllll😭😭😭😭 hes a Peak Lord and i'm sure if the scholarly peak have to learn how to fight then so does logistics...

Anyway forgive me for using genshin as an example but i feel like his sword would kind of look like a mix between the silver sword (unsheathed) and bichen from the mdzs donghua (sheathed)...? i think it would have a gem on the tip wheee rhe black part of the silver sword is and also a white line going through the middle though.... i also think the handle detail would be like suihua but have patterns like bichen.... the bottom of suihuas handle is definegly how i imagine it though and his tassel and sheath would be white-yellow gradient with some yellow embroidered square connected to it as a homage to his psyduck keychain from the modern day. i think his sheath would also have some sort of design going down it?

i think before he met mobei jun it was really disgustingly dusty but after he met him mobei started judging him for his disgusting ass sword... one of them gave him a scary look so he reconciled that pretty fast afterwards LOLLLL and then when he shows yuan he's probably like Man it's so clean and qinghuas like don't fucking start and yuans like No i'm fr you fucking idiot and qinghuas like Oh wow thanks man and then starts traumadumping about the evil look mobei gave him LOLLLLLL

IDK it's not that serious but TO ME IT ISSSSSS😞😞😞😞

Considering Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun are like 40+ years old does that possibly mean we could classify moshang as old man yaoi

Yeah exactly, what was he like??? Did he have a job apart from pidw???? Did he have family????

what the fuck is Shang Qinghua bro like WHERE is his backstory I swear to god what was his goddamn name what the fuck.

Also for a novel with a mc who canonically likes the wildlife WHERE was the cool descriptions of them I am in TEARS

what the fuck is Shang Qinghua bro like WHERE is his backstory I swear to god what was his goddamn name what the fuck.

Also for a novel with a mc who canonically likes the wildlife WHERE was the cool descriptions of them I am in TEARS

Smash

Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

Let me cook let me cook

YOU'VE JUST BEEN ISEKAI'D!

You know how it is. You were hit by a truck or fell from a great height, and now you're trapped in a fantasy land! Quick, spin this wheel to find out what you've reincarnated as!

Remember to show this to all your friends :)

I think it was him kinda taking those thoughts and putting them in a box and kicking them off a cliff

ok actually it’s insane that being shoved into someone else’s body and role didn’t give shen yuan crazy imposter syndrome. i don’t even feel like i should be at the university im paying to attend, and you expect me to believe this guy can steal someone else’s life and be fine?! no way

Ignore the other reblog it's irrelevant

Ty for the recommendation I will be hunting this down thank you

I think if Shen Yuan was put into the same position as Shen Jiu (no reincarnation bs) he would turn out similar if not the same

I think if Shen Yuan was put into the same position as Shen Jiu (no reincarnation bs) he would turn out similar if not the same

i hunk about the parallels og Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe alot like

They both were so similar and it's a cycle I think og Luo Binghe could unknowingly continue if he's not careful (and with the 3k harem he isn't being careful)

Both of them were mistreated by the rich and wealthy (Qiu Jianluo wouldn't have been Sj's only problem, with Slave traders and general rich folks who don't like street rats)

Both of them found comfort in a young girl's innocence and blindness, someone who ignored the problem and ultimately made things worse with their attempts at comfort

Both of them found comfort in women as adults.

Both of them have a inherent hatred for men due to their pasts, although Luo Binghe had less of a issue with getting along with others.

both started in rags and made their way to the top

Neither of them ever got what they really wanted.

However, there is some key differences in how they are that also means they are fundamentally different

As stated above, both of them find comfort in women, in understandably different ways. For Binghe, he finds comfort in keeping them for himself, briefly filling a void he doesn't know exists. While Shen Jiu merely finds comfort in their presence for he could never own a person in such a way, nor look upon a woman with such intent. I think this is a result of the differences in their situations, Qiu Jianluo likely took pleasure in the act, Shen Qingqiu thinks he's doing what's necessary and out of jealousy.

Luo Binghe gets what he wants, Shen Qingqiu loses what he gets

Luo Binghe's rise to the top was due to bloodline, you can say he had exceptional talent, but he wouldn't have clawed his way to the top without his birthright. Shen Jiu had no birthright to claim, and had to claw with only his intelligence to aid him.( Not saying that Luo Binghe didn't struggle and claw as much as Shen Qingqiu, just saying it was the guy with the bloodline that is essentially a walking unkillable god among men that got everything he wanted in the end (except for what he truly desired))

next point, Shen Qingqiu was a broken man who's talent was never fully acknowledged by others (outside of his shizun, afterall why would they put him in control of they didn't recognise that?) while Luo Binghe was a broken man who had his talent and raw power recognised and praised. (Shen Qingqiu had a talent for cultivation, he managed to get to golden core despite having very very messed up meridians and learning late! All without buffs too. He's also incredibly intelligent, being the strategy guy and learning mannerisms fast through osmosis likely, considering his act is so good no one can tell he's a street rat, being that other peak lords who hailed from the rich families thought he was a spoiled young master)

Binghe's roots are actually pretty clear, his parents? Only two people could have been them and both are famous, not hard to find once his seal was broken. Shen Qingqiu will never have a family and never did, his roots are as murky as sink water we made potions with.

Shen Qingqiu had what he wanted at one point, Yue Qingyuan, but they lost everything due to their combined issues. Binghe on the other never did and never will have what he wants, his Shizun's recognition

WHAT

Danmei Rec for SVSSS/ORV Fans

Do you like:

Internet troll transmigrating and becoming their blorbo's blorbo

Main character being so much of a troll he alters the narrative even before transmigrating

Vague whiffs of necrophilia

Commentary on the relationship between the author and the readers

Freak4freak all day and night

Please consider The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be in True Love.

For the unusual out there, I will mention that within the first few chapters, the MC comes across the ML's skeleton, recognizes it, and makes out with it. The skeleton has a tongue. This is never explained.

Additional bonus: MC is disabled (HoH/Deaf) and (slight spoiler)

ends the book still Deaf without it being portrayed as a tragedy.

Imagine this: I die dramatically in your arms, you convince my parents we were lesbians, you go on to live the rest of your life single, claiming to be too heartbroken to ever get over me, except, you're actually angry because my death was no accident, so you spend years planning a sinister revenge and when you complete it you die and your final request is to be buried at my side

Pov cheese in my fridge at 1am:

I just saw someone saying Kiamei wasn't canon and they're just besties and I'm in shock