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adding to this cause I don't think you guys understand how feral I am about this series I am holding these characters in my teeth and shaking. Anyways.

Both are possibly the biggest bitches ever. You just know Shen Yuan's comments were lethal, my guy was probably the highlight of the novel, remember Shang Qinghua remembered him like 40+ years later, and I do imagine that Shen Qingqiu, the peak lord of the pro smartass club and former street rat knew how to pack a mean insult.

They both had the choice to leave something they hated (Shen Yuan actively chose to read pidw despite how much of a failure it was, down with the ship kinda behaviour and you know who else chooses to stick with something despite how much it's (he's) failing him eh eh eh)

both of them would rather die than talk about their feelings like normal people

Shen Yuan and Shen Qingqiu both get violent urges Shen Qingqiu just gets them more. Shen Yuan has managed to focus it on Shang Qinghua.

I think if Shen Yuan was put into the same position as Shen Jiu (no reincarnation bs) he would turn out similar if not the same

I think if Shen Yuan was put into the same position as Shen Jiu (no reincarnation bs) he would turn out similar if not the same

You know Shen Yuan may be my favourite character but I actually would kiss Sha Hualing.

Yes.

Yes it is.

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

I've been haiku'd I've made it in life

Obsessed with Xie Lan as a character. Like I know everyone reads these books for the romance but the individual character concepts are hilarious.

Xie Lan is a prince. He eats poison on the reg. He’s forever stuck looking like he’s nineteen. He’s the oldest guy in the communication array. He knows kung fu. He dressed in drag to catch a ghost on two separate unrelated occasions. He’s the world greatest detective. He’s kind. He was forced into a trolley problem and chose to pull the lever. His cooking is awful to the point it could kill a god. He’s kind. He tried to give CPR to a ghost. He’s the unluckiest man alive. He’s been kicked out of heaven multiple times. He’s kind. He caught a kid from certain death and everyone was pissed at him forever about it. He regrets nothing but coming back to heaven.

Obsessed with Xie Lan as a character. Like I know everyone reads these books for the romance but the individual character concepts are hilarious.

Xie Lan is a prince. He eats poison on the reg. He’s forever stuck looking like he’s nineteen. He’s the oldest guy in the communication array. He knows kung fu. He dressed in drag to catch a ghost on two separate unrelated occasions. He’s the world greatest detective. He’s kind. He was forced into a trolley problem and chose to pull the lever. His cooking is awful to the point it could kill a god. He’s kind. He tried to give CPR to a ghost. He’s the unluckiest man alive. He’s been kicked out of heaven multiple times. He’s kind. He caught a kid from certain death and everyone was pissed at him forever about it. He regrets nothing but coming back to heaven.

and you can't bring up the fandom ever or you will earn yourself a spot in a mental health facility for sure

The fandom I'm in that I have the worst time explaining to friends is BY FAR svsss. I cannot explain any of the plotpoints without sounding batshit insane and I can NOT talk about the characters I like because then I'll sound even more crazy.

Hear me out:

His younger sister finds his account (she knows his computer password or finds it written down somewhere) while going through his stuff after he died and uses it to make a post explaining what happened to him and the fandom explodes into sadness until someone says "what if he transmigrated!!" And the entire fandom accepts this as the truth

Hear my random thought, imagine that the PIDW fandom actually start noticing the weirdo called Peerless Cucumber and they find his comments absolutely hilarious, like “this dude is crazy but hes damn funny too” and they just start teasing him with things like “what are you, Luo Binghe’s wife to defend him like this?” until someone actually makes a full 20.000 word fanfiction about peerless cucumber dying and reincarnating in PIDW and ending up rizzing up Luo Binghe, convincing him to leave his harem for him and they marry and live happily ever after and everyone finds this EVEN MORE HILARIOUS and more people start writing fanfic about it.

Before PIDW ends, the ship tag is one of the top 5 of the fandom in ao3 and they have tons of fanart and even an animation video on youtube that has hundreds of thousands of views and obviously airplane had seen it, and he found it hilarious too.

So when he finished PIDW he made some specials and he decided to be the funniest man ever and write one where peerless cucumber died and reincarnated in a male demon whom happened to be working close to Luo Binghe, and that was the first and last gay chapter of PIDW.

The fandom EXPLODED when they read this and the ship tag quickly became number 1 on the fandom in ao3, fanfiction.net, wattpad and tumblr.

Sadly, peerless cucumber stopped his activities on social media as soon as the final chapter of PIDW dropped, wonder what happened to that guy...

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it is currently 3am, no one can judge me for this thanks goodbye

We also don't get Shang Qinghua's original name or just much info about him, not to mention I would have loved to have read some more monster descriptions like yeah there's the Skinner demon but what about that papapa pollen he recognises from chapter 167 with wife 93??? Please. Also give me more info about our mc! What was his family like? What did he do for a living???? Crying screaming throwing up. Also some backstory on some other background characters and stuff, like please,,,,,,

I thought that it's so aggravating that we don't have a little bit more info about worldbuilding in svsss or even names of all Cang Qiong Peaks. There are twelve of them! Wtf they do? I wanna know, give me a hint. Instead, we have a wine chapter. Ugh.

And then it hits me.

I am... like Peerless Cucumber

Damn

@shizunitis got me thinking about the cycle of abuse on a Tuesday.

Painful thoughts → memes → adaptive response ✅

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

would read

imagine an au where shen yuan transmigrates into a blank slate npc with very little system involvement, traveling around for a while until he's found by yue qingyuan and taken back to the sect because apparently shen qingqiu went missing around his transmigration period and shen yuan looks exactly like him, so it must be him, but then a few weeks later when he's just settled in on the peak and accepted his fate the real shen qingqiu shows up who was just on vacation and everyone forgot.

now there are two shen qingqiu's, one of whom is the real one and the other an amnesiac they gaslighted into believing he is shen qingqiu.

anyway—shen qingqiu has a new didi now!

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

Would you consider a skitten Ning yinging a a skinning

Draw akinzun pls 🙏🙏🙏

User meltedmush you will always be famous and we will always be grateful for your contribution to the fandom.

Btw this was what i found when i was looking for a reference LMAO

Ref & no text 🔽

Hear me out:

Violence

Yqy tries to pick him up? Absolutely not he's a adult man no thank you

Hence Sy ends up having to get drastic and start attacking yqy's hands/face

Henceforth, he endears himself to Shen Qingqiu, who scruffs him and takes him home (and also Yqy, because he's just like xiao-jiu!!!)

Wouldn't it be funny if Shen Yuan transmigrated into skinzun? I think It would because imagine going from a normal dude to that.

Ignore the accidental double repost whoops

Absolutely. Bonus chaos with the system informing him he needs to stay in character and he's in abject horror because "what the fuck how does he stay in character he doesn't even know what the fuck he is?????" And then the scum villain himself walks in aggressively with Yqy and the system issues a new quest

[New Quest: Get adopted! Rewards: 10+ Milk Points, +10 SV points, +10 PL points]

(PL being pitiful leader)

Wouldn't it be funny if Shen Yuan transmigrated into skinzun? I think It would because imagine going from a normal dude to that.

Wouldn't it be funny if Shen Yuan transmigrated into skinzun? I think It would because imagine going from a normal dude to that.

Most of my polls have been about characters, but now I want to know about the fandoms.

Please tell me whhhhhhy.

(And because I don’t want anyone to get mad at me for the order, I did it in the order that the novels were written.)

I just like YouTube better,,

Shen Yuan is transmigration sillyputty. Observe.

AU where he transmigrates into a rogue cultivator? Love those. Demonic cultivator for some spice, secret cultivator, beast expert cultivator, and more!

Transmigrate into a no name desciple? It's good to expand on dynamics. Same age as the protagonist? His shidi? His shixong? Or is he among the Qing generation of disciples! Lots of options.

Into a pidw harem member? Why not? There's at least 300 of them, go nuts, make one up for kicks or pick a canonical name to play with! Canon's your oyster.

Into other existing characters? Of course, that just makes sense. Other peak lords, other cultivators, his students, whatever suits your fancy.

Into a random new npc somewhere in the world doing average stuff? We love the creativity. A young master, a scholar, sometimes a farmer.

Into a sword! Love it!! Xiu Ya, Xin Mo, or maybe he's a different artifact entirely!

Into a demon? Definitely, there's several. Noble demons, no name wife material demons, new never before seen kinds of demons.

Into a CAT!? WE GOT YOU. other animals too, but catzun is classic. Dragons are also up there.

Into a worm?!? We love him even as a worm.

Into a SYSTEM? IVE SEEN AT LEAST 2 OF THESE.

He's sillyputty. We throw him at transmigration concepts to see how he sticks.

I think it's just like that for all mxtx novels ngl

the svsss series,

Shen Yuan is literally just a dude. This dude hate read and frequently left hate comments on a shitty irredeemable webnovel because he feels "it had potential". He dies choking on spoiled food and wakes up as a villain from said novel and his immediate reaction is to panic and attempt leave. He cannot leave. He is in a constant state of what the fuck and oh god what is going on. Nobody else knows this because he's mastered the pokerface. He throws a disciple off a cliff and proceeds to mourn for several years despite knowing full well that said disciple is fine. He then proceeds to die again. It's fine he has a clone body. Oh look, someone decided to yoink him from that body into his old one! Does this count as a third death??? Also he blames everything on the author.

Obsessed with Xie Lan as a character. Like I know everyone reads these books for the romance but the individual character concepts are hilarious.

Xie Lan is a prince. He eats poison on the reg. He’s forever stuck looking like he’s nineteen. He’s the oldest guy in the communication array. He knows kung fu. He dressed in drag to catch a ghost on two separate unrelated occasions. He’s the world greatest detective. He’s kind. He was forced into a trolley problem and chose to pull the lever. His cooking is awful to the point it could kill a god. He’s kind. He tried to give CPR to a ghost. He’s the unluckiest man alive. He’s been kicked out of heaven multiple times. He’s kind. He caught a kid from certain death and everyone was pissed at him forever about it. He regrets nothing but coming back to heaven.

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

Tianlang-Jun love advice be like

"Find the coldest, meanest bitch you can, then cling to her and wail pathetically until she marries you"

LBH: But dad I'm—

TLJ: Just change the pronouns. gay ass son.

You clowned a little too close to the circus popsunner

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

I think anon is referring to his ability to create portals???

Just had this random idea but when MBJ reverse isekeis he’ll be the only person in a world wide radius with access to instant noodles

please explain