Latest Posts by thisisywedonteatbugs - Page 5

An attractive guy on YouTube :- U can easily get girls.It is so easy I'll teach u.

*teaches some pickup lines and techniques*

*reality *

Me (while going near a girl for trying those techniques):- u r sexier than the watermelon in my house.

*hangs myself *

Whenever they show in the movies that they are going on a date why do we pretend that it is not going to end with moans?

The chicken lays egg at 12 o'clock midnight

Egg:- I got laid last night

Will Tumblr ever stop showing me tiddy ads????????

So Tumblr showed me this ad .

Seriously wtf.

I am done.

I am done.

Do u ever remember a good post and u start typing and then u forget what it was like the other day I was getting my......

Life tip

Even If u live ur life 'yolo' all the time it's not worthy to get diabetes

The police:- Sir u can't just lie in the middle of the road

Me (scrolling through ig and finishing my drink with pasta ):- just leave me alone John I am depressed

If u ever look at the balls of other animals pretty sure u r gay......

I once fed a bird.It said thank you. I said my pleasure. The bird had tears in his eyes. The bird was just showing me the tinder pics he used for his baby shower. I gave him my napkin.He used it. I started crying. The bird just flew and I never saw it again.

Reblog If u cried at this sad story

The internet:- u r more likely to be depressed if u eat

a lot.

Me (sipping my 44th drink ):- that's deep bruh

Do u ever just put on a loose shirt and it does that wiggly jiggly thing whenever u move ur hands??????

Driving to any music festival and listening to music with earphones in your ear is the equivalent of the third guy recording the porno movie

After a second I wrote this my cat came and touched me and sat beside me . I don't know how much I love this world and myself and the people around me

Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death

Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death

Hey God can I skip a day plz

Actually that'll revive my stress

So Tumblr showed me this ad .

Seriously wtf.

I am done.

I am done.

I'm hollering

So Tumblr showed me this ad .

Seriously wtf.

I am done.

I am done.

Sometimes girls have a face that God had to craft with 8 of her angels working at million dollars per hour and sculpting her face so neatly that they had to use a fucking microscope and had to light the fucking heaven on fire for lighting up her face

And here i sit crying look at that face

If u put the oven in the laundry technically u r washing the oven....

What.

What if whenever u disturb a flock of birds when they are eating something on the ground and they start chirping loudly , what if all of them are saying 'fuck u' 'fuck u' ,fuck u , fuck u in their own language?????

My cat whenever it decides to sleep on my lap.

It's funny how a small furball called a cat which doesn't do anything and just sits and naps around you can change so much of your life like no lover could ever do

You use buttons to cover your bellybutton

Me:- I have got 99 problems..

Her:- but????

Me:- but what , I have got fucking problems linda

I can't fucking hear the 22hz frequency in a silent roommmmmm.........

Even if water coolers provide us the temp difference of only 8° to 10° it seems like we are sitting in fucking Antarctica..

If u can establish a relation between generation z humour and generation z humour u have solved the theory of everything

This is how i have an existential crisis.

So If I clone myself will the clone be remembering the basic languages i had learnt and basically eat sit or write like me or he has to start from square one????