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Latest Posts by thisisywedonteatbugs - Page 4
Spanish nibba
You are using it wrong
You are using it wrong
Y'all post some celebrity birthday on yo dash like ya expecting them to pop in ya dms saying "hey there Delilah thanks for the wishes,but ya choosing my photo wrong"
Me to myself:- listen to this motherfucker.
If you’re proposing and don’t already know the answer is yes, then you shouldn’t be proposing
there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
Me after I get a job
Friend (flexing on me ):- I have a job at a world automotive leader jaguar with a pay u can't even imagine. My company is so big that I have to take cabs to exit. We build the biggest cars and are world leaders.
Me:- listen up fuckdick I have a job at a company which is so bigger than urs than u can even imagine, whenever people visit me they are happier than a new born potato and are daily willing to visit me.
Friend:- cool which company do u work for?
Me:- MacDonalds
Am I the only person who thinks Elizabeth Olsen is sexier than Scarlett Johansson
This just happened
YALL THEY’RE ADVANCING
Who saw a pineapple and thought that it was an apple with pines?
what the hell is going on in this country?!
Hey I hear u are the hottest single, wanna top my list???
WHAT.
WHAT IF the male version of amazon alexa would be called as Alexis.
If there was only other word for begin in past tense
Tell me one thing if I was born on the border line of north and south Korea which country I would be exactly part of ???
If schools taught us programming languages instead of Spanish,French,German languages I'd be fucking millionaire right now.
So if guys have a wand aren't we all Harry potter????
Are u fucking kidding me?
The infinity gauntlet would make a good jewellery gift
How the fuck do some guys demonize cats fuck u they r most purest animals on earth and they are equal to having a significant another.Fuck u and ur thoughts.
This tucking post is a frain wreck
The infinity gauntlet would make a good jewellery gift
When I'm done shitposting half of the humanity would still be asleep
Source:- Father of thanos
The way she looked at me my optical sensors automatically registered 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 and then we knew we were in love.We then adjusted our local coordinates and we intersected at the coffee bean twisting and squooshing machine. As soon as we met my battery pack registered and huge spike and my robotic vibrational module malfunctioned.I barely had the neurons to vibrate my speakers but I got over it. We produced multiple vibrations of air for a very long time .It seems that we were both programmed in the same language and were only miles apart when our owners were assembling us.
After this she started squishing her wobbly skin pad on her mouth and started touchscreening my left arm. She was definitely into my programs and had already started to wipe out my primary functions.
After that she was putting some liquids in her speakers and making turtle sex noises. My neurons calculated she maybe out of battery and therefore recharging herself with the jiggly water.
After a while we started to rhyme with the jiggly speaker sound. My interconnected joints started making robot sex noises and I was embarrassed. She however thought It was the man wobbling the compact disc. She however fell down and I started to see hydrogen peroxide rolling down her face skin pads. I forwarded my arm and said '01000111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101101 01100001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100111 00100000 ' and then i knew our neurons were matched and we were in chemical castrated attraction of human kind
Whenever i see my textbook why do I think this is going to be a Tumblr meme????
When u add 'I don't know though' while giving advice