"Internet Friendship Is Not Real"

Experiences with each type.

ENTJ: 

Very low chance they’re wrong.  

Questions to show you your faults. 

Cares but definitely doesn’t always show. 

Stay off their bad side.

“Do it yourself, whether you know how or not.“ 

ENFJ:

Crazy but funny imagination.

Feels they need to tell the world. 

May use experience to outweigh yours.

Usually too much to handle.

Can be a little unreasonable.

ENFP: 

Cutest people you will ever meet. 

Good to talk about values with.

Or talk about anything in general. 

A lot of morals; offended when challenged. 

“WHY AM I SO PRONE TO PAIN.“ 

ENTP:

Really funny.

Also too much to handle.

Tries to prove you wrong. If not, they’ll pretend.

Please think about your actions, my gosh.

You know what respect is, right?

ESTP: 

"Ding dong, you’re wrong.”

How do they do the pressure thing.

And how can one be so messy?? 

Still pretty cool.

A little intimidating though. 

ESFP:

Not compatible with me.

Is kind of mean to others.

But admirable of their extrovert. 

u n r e a s o n a b l e ? 

Definitely a hugger.

ESFJ:

Really big goals. 

Always checking on you… depends though… 

Very open.

Not what you’d expect sometimes. 

Probably needs to chill. 

ESTJ:

“Are you challenging me?" 

Not very aware of a good time.

Like, the right time to talk.

And will keep going on, no matter what. 

But pretty good with life experience.

ISTJ:

Oh boy, the sarcasm.

Most intimidating, have to be cautious.

Good listeners though.

Really doesn’t like when people are late.

Can be pretty funny. They try. 

ISFJ:

Please don’t cross their morals.

It won’t turn out good for you. 

But still really funny. 

And also sarcastic.

Extremely reliable.

ISFP:

Really cares about you.

Even though they like to pretend they don’t.

Can be childish. It’s pretty funny.

Will seem quiet, but will roast you.

Either unsure or too sure.

ISTP:

God bless common interest.

Would love to talk to you about that. 

But can be pretty lazy.

Says something mean and may feel bad. 

But is very blunt either way. 

INTP:

Most sensitive.

But will literally do anything to hide it.

Distracted by things that peak their intellect.

Pretty hard to please though. 

"Here’s 1,000,000 reasons why you’re wrong." 

INTJ:

How can one be so smart??

It’s the coolest thing.

Don’t get them mad though.

Always right… when it comes to information.

Maybe not when it comes to trusting people. (Underlying optimists)

INFP:

Best at understanding.

Deserves so much than they get.

A little too quick on giving up?

Secretly has a very weird mind.

Needs to fend for themselves though. 

INFJ:

Talk to them about their passion.

They will talk non-stop on just that.

If they fix something, don’t touch. 

Perfectionists.

And a walking paradox.

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Bears playing with a balloon.

I have a birthmark at the base of my left thumb that looks kinda like an angel. Ish.

reblog and put in the tags if you have any interesting and unique markings on your body

Hufflepuffs are the ones who love. Who find beauty in fallen petals and drifting leaves. They are the ones who pull books from their shelves in a burst of nostalgia, only to to hold them in their hands and flip without thought through the pages. They smile as the rain falls down and laugh as their hair lifts in the breeze. They hang photos above their fireplaces and keep letters from their friends in battered boxes. They are the ones who know all of the words to their favorite songs. Who know what it takes to make another smile. They watch out their windows as sunsets turn over to dusk and wear sweaters so many times that the sleeves begin to fray. They cling to laughter and point to the stars as they peek out from behind the clouds. They are the ones who find beauty in life.

Ravenclaws are the ones who question. Who point at birds and ask why they can fly and humans can’t. They are the ones who pull up flowers to study the roots. Who would follow lines of ants when they were children. They are the ones who strike up conversation and point to the cobwebs on the ceiling. They listen to music for the instruments, not the words, and when they write, they end only because they have run out of parchment, not because they are short on things to say. They are the ones who try to teach themselves to knit. Who leave notes in the margins of books that drive librarians mad. They listen to conversation with rapt attention, gratefully jumping in whenever pause allows. They are the ones who lie awake at night, wondering about the universe and the depths of the ocean. They are the ones who find wonder in life.

Gryffindors are the ones who discover. Who plunge into the woods with nothing but the clothes on their backs. They are the ones who explore dust-ridden attics. Who fall into streams, only to find that the water is perfect temperature for swimming. They live for the sun beating against their cheeks and an untrodden path before them. They travel to places others have never heard of and return with thrilling tales and exciting stories. They are the ones who try new foods. Who watch foreign movies and dance alone in the early morning. They’ll pick a direction and drive for miles, stopping only when sleep decides to claim them. They push past flowers without fear of the thorns, cupping the small blossoms in their hands as they pass. They are the ones who find excitement in life.

Slytherins are the ones who dream. Who paint even though they never learned how. They are the ones who keep journals and write poetry. Who ask others to tell them a story. They stare at the clouds and watch them form shapes, unmindful of the grass prickling against their elbows. They are the ones who stay awake long after everyone else has fallen asleep. Who read books, and newspapers, and anything they can get their hands on. They wish on stars, eyelashes, and birthday candles, and their eyes gleam whenever someone mentions one of their passions. They are the ones who like to watch trees grow: from saplings to guardians of the forest. Who will study maps for hours on end. They close their eyes when they listen to music, and their thoughts are full of color. They are the ones who find hope in life.

The Truth behind the Signs

The loneliest people are the kindest: Virgo, Cancer, Aries, Gemini

The saddest people smile the brightest: Pisces, Leo, Taurus, Libra

The most damaged people are the wisest: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Scorpio

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The Signs at their Best / The Signs at their Worst

Aries at their best: Full of life, adventurous and with a bright light in their eyes - a light bright enough to make all darkness disappear. Challenging, caring and with a big smile on their face. Admiring all beauty they can see, their head filled with plans. Nothing could ever bring them down, nothing could come between them and whatever it is that they want.

Aries at their worst: Doubting themselves in a very destructive way. They think it's all their fault and that they can't make anyone truly happy. Reckless. Cannot be reached by anyone, no one knows what's going on inside their head. Harsh. Don't care if they hurt someone's feelings or not. Don't care at all.

Taurus at their best: Absolute sweethearts with a great wits. Their heart is only open wide for people they choose carefully because they know it's for their own good. They know what's good for them and they're confident because they know what they're capeable of. A true and fair winner. Caring, charming, funny, intelligent, affectionate.

Taurus at their worst: They seem cold and careless. They know how to use words when they want to cause pain with them and they do that. Doubting themselves, suddenly lost all their confidence. Can't really control their feelings and tend to explode. Not looking after themselves and their loved ones because they're busy being stuck in a bad mood but deep down they're very very sorry for it.

Gemini at their best: A head full of ideas, a chest full of life. Up to something great, smiling, laughing, telling jokes, telling the greatest stories. Caring, motivating and inspiring. Freedom-loving, passionate about life, creative. Helpful, knows how to cheer you up. They don't run out of energy, they keep going.

Gemini at their worst: There is no sparkle in their eyes. Their hands are cold and their look is empty. Everything bores them, bothers them or sucks the life out of their bones. They don't see or hear anything, they're lost in thoughts. Get mean easily, say things they don't mean. Hurt others on purpose but end up hurting themselves. Self-pitying, over-emotional or not showing any emotion.

Cancer at their best: Brave people of good heart. Kind and caring, spreading love and good vibes. They fight for what they want, they always have something to say. Generous, understanding, shining as bright as the sun. A smile that makes others smile. They are very strong and handle their emotions wisely. Not to be underestimated.

Cancer at their worst: Say or do things they regret immediately. Forget to take care of themselves. They don't talk to anyone, don't reply. They tend to put themselves under an enormous emotional pressure. May manipulate others or completely lock themselves away.

Leo at their best: The literal sun. They shine so bright even when they're not smiling. Their laugh echoes, everybody hears it. Very proud, ambitious, kind, fair and loving. Bring happiness wherever they go, bring light into the dark. Full of dreams and very intelligent. The one that makes a boring evening a perfect one. Protective and they have a great sense of humour.

Leo at their worst: Believing themselves to be not good enough, doubting themselves and suffering from it. Harsh and kind of cold. Their look is still powerful and you dare not to speak to them. They drift away, may get mean or change their mind really quick because they just don't know what they want and it frustrates them so much.

Virgo at their best: Really good at doing what they love to do. Happy to spend time with people they like, generous and gentle, wise, gives great advices. Takes hints, makes great surprises and knows how to comfort people. Full of life and they have a great wits. The one that keeps you grounded. Honest and fair.

Virgo at their worst: Causing pain or worries to others to release themselves from it. They may be manipulative and self-pitying, exaggerating and not really speaking up. They tend to make decisions they will regret later. They forget how clever they are or they doubt their skills and their intelligence and make themselves smaller than they are.

Libra at their best: A great supporter. Someone with an eye for beauty, a charming smile and an amazing aura. They are funny, full of ideas and spontaneous. Remember little things and can easily make others happy what they love to do. Very creative, honest and they have a wild soul.

Libra at their worst: Moody, not seeing themselves as the masterpiece they are. Letting everybody know how they feel. Cold and feeling incredibly bad about it. They just hide away from the world and won't let anything come close to them. In pain just because they see all the flaws in their lives although there may not even be some.

Scorpio at their best: Passionate, strong, strong-willed, skilled and loving. They are full of secrets which is why they can keep secrets like no one else. An entire universe for themselves. They don't care about limits but in a good way. They share their ideas and dreams and cheer others up.

Scorpio at their worst: Neglecting their friends, their family, their duties and themselves. Reckless and not saying much about it. Things that usually fascinate them do not fascinate them anymore and they feel like nothing could ever make them smile again. Everything they love starts seeming so irrelevant to them.

Sagittarius at their best: Funny, uplifting, full of life and good energy. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, they will dance to loud music whenever they feel like it. They are open minded and interested in things, prepared to stand up for what they believe in at any time.

Sagittarius at their worst: Feeling depressed and not able to explain it, express it or talk about it. Over emotional and hot tempered, about to explode although they don't always know why. About to yell at someone for little things although they don't want to. Tired of everything.

Capricorn at their best: A guardian angel. Always there when you need them, glad to help. Caring for themselves and really moving things. Know how to use words and what to say in any situation. Working on something great, motivating others, taking care of people.

Capricorn at their worst: Sarcastic and they just shut everything down. Maybe bitter over something, maybe making others upset, too. Seem to have given up. Not sure what to do or what to say. Doubting themselves deep down but not willing to admit it. Not showing any emotions.

Aquarius at their best: An actual source of energy. Always have the greatest plans and ideas, dislike boredom. They love communicating and meeting new people, seeing new places. Curious about life, wanting to explore the world. Lift others up with their presence only.

Aquarius at their worst: Complaining over everything and annoying others with it. They don't care about anything anymore, reckless. Do not care anymore and do their own thing even though it might not be good for them. Ignoring others and feeling empty deep down. Like they ran out of energy.

Pisces at their best: Supporting others, taking care of others but also of themselves. Very clever, know what to say, funny. Their fantasy knows no limits and they're very productive. Do art or listen to music. Make others smile and fascinate them. Playing their own little games. Inspired.

Pisces at their worst: Feeling incredibly sad because of how the world is. Manipulative and stubborn. Actually dangerous because you just can't tell what they're up to. Revengeful. They have no energy and feel powerless, underestimated and not treated how they think they should be treated.

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THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

My first D&D character worked for a several thousand year old vampiric elf, but it wasn’t too bad. He was mainly all, “I’m gonna become a god and take revenge on this particular human kingdom, mwahaha”

do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??

Way to go, Oz!! :)

:3

SIGNS WHEN ANGRY/ARGUING

ARIES: explosive. anything can trigger their anger. they’ll swear a lot, and don’t be scared when they start yelling (it’s going to be loud). they’ll also say things they will regret later on when things cool down. their temper is short but they don’t normally hold long grudges. it is best to avoid them when they are mad, for they will not see, hear, smell, taste, nor feel any reason.

TAURUS: not very quick to anger, but when they get mad, they get mad. if told to calm down, they will do the exact opposite and will begin to bash on the person who tells them to chill. will become cold and silent for a bit which could lead to exploding anger if their buttons continue to be pushed. just give them some space and time to cool down on their own.

GEMINI: aggressive. releases anger through words. normally wins arguments with reason and logic. will not listen to what the other person has to say if it’s illogical to them, and most of the time everything is illogical. if they are unable to express anger with words, they may just resort to screaming and/or throwing things.

CANCER: angry criers. normally when confronted with a situation that can result to them getting angry, they’ll walk away to avoid an argument. but if they do manage to catch the anger flu, they’ll become passive-aggressive towards the person they are angry with. if in an argument, they may just use the good ol’ waterworks to end the conflict.

LEO: just like their lion counterparts, leos will roar. the louder they can be, the better. they will swear and try to break the other person in an argument, using hurtful words and saying hurtful things. they aren’t the ones to say sorry first, if they apologize at all.

VIRGO: when first angered, virgos will try to swallow their emotions. they will hold in as much anger as possible, but when it becomes too much, they will burst. because of this, their anger is sometimes viewed as unreasonable, considering they may get angry over nothing if they hold in their emotions for too long. if greatly hurt, it may be hard to get forgiveness out of them and they can hold grudges for a very, very long time.

LIBRA: unlike most of the other signs, libras are quite calm when angry. they will be blunt and tell you why they are upset with you and will have justifications to their anger. on certain cases, they may become passive-aggressive or even have small bursts of anger, but it quickly passes. it may be hard to seek for forgiveness from them if pushed too far.

SCORPIO: you will not hear or see a scorpios anger, you’ll feel it. believing to be above getting angry and unable to stand being seen as weak when angry, they will become sarcastic and full of harsh criticism. they are mostly on the defensive side of arguments and try to avoid conflict in fear of destroying the other person. because of their excellency in controlling their emotions, scorpios will almost never explode or lash out on you. it sometimes can be hard to get their forgiveness, so apologize quickly before they think twice.

SAGITTARIUS: unable to easily control their emotions, the anger of a sagittarius may be confusing. they may become tongue-tied in their anger, or flood the other person with metaphors and weird language (like phrasing things differently). they also may become sidetracked with other emotions, and will stray away from the main reason they were angry.

CAPRICORN: there are different stages of anger. they will firstly attempt to address the things that make them angry. they will sternly tell the other person the things they have done or continue to do that make them upset. if further argued with, they may leave the scene to prevent more damage OR will gradually begin to yell, shout, and scream if pushed far enough. if you get them to the yelling stage, any forms of apologies are useless. they will not forgive, and they will not forget. it is best to apologize in their beginning stage of listing things that make them mad. listen to those things and try to change your errors if you want to continue a relationship with them. 

AQUARIUS: disliking the thought of losing control over emotions, they will not initially burst. when angry, they become aloof and distance, and will most likely give the other person silent treatment. if you do not see this stage, their anger may build up. if it becomes too much, they will either continue silent treatment for a long time, or begin to yell and lash out. it is best to apologize and seek amends during the silent treatment stage, for they can be bitter after an argument for awhile.

PISCES: they truly are scary when mad. it takes a lot to work them up, for they are generally kind people. when angry, they will become violent and enraged all while crying rivers. they may sometimes blank out when terribly upset, and will throw tantrums and uncontrollable fits. after they realize what they have done, they will apologize and seek for the other persons forgiveness. they are quick to forgive as well.

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