The Truth Behind The Signs

B, hm? I wouldn’t have considered myself meaner than my bf, but perhaps I have more restraint as compared to his bluntness. Idk, lol.

Signs B*tch Rating

A being the meanest to D being the nicest

Aries: A

Taurus: B

Gemini: A++

Cancer: C

Leo: A

Virgo: C

Libra: D

Scorpio: A+++

Sagittarius: D

Capricorn:  A

Aquarius: A+

Pisces: B

Bears playing with a balloon.

Things The Types Are Bound To Do To You At Some Point In Your Friendship

INFP: Sit you down and tell you why they’re worried about you. 

ENFP: Leave you behind at a public event by accident. 

ENTJ: Take over and do a job they assigned you because you weren’t doing it right. 

INTJ: Give you the Judgment Stare™. 

ISFP: Show you their art, but only if you’re really good friends. Any constructive criticism will be devastating, please avoid. 

ESFP: You will randomly see each other in a public place that you would never expect to see them. Will hang out with you there for an hour, probably. 

ISTP: Physically harass you for fun. 

ESTP: Worry you deeply. 

INTP: Give you a full length monologue about their Interesting Thing™ all at a shout because they’re so excited about it. 

ENTP: Involve you in a social experiment, probably without your knowledge or consent. 

ESTJ: Declare that they’re commandeering some situation or event while simultaneously declaring that you’re going to help them do it. 

ISTJ: Do one of your chores for you. 

ESFJ: Try to organize a party at YOUR house, probably without you knowing until the day of. 

ISFJ: Somehow get you to go hiking/backpacking with them. 

ENFJ: Tell you about they’re feelings in passing, but only in vague and cryptic words until you ask the right questions. 

INFJ: Tell you they’re up for social interaction or going to a party, but immediately regret it the moment you get there.

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I have a birthmark at the base of my left thumb that looks kinda like an angel. Ish.

reblog and put in the tags if you have any interesting and unique markings on your body

Holy crap, your room is beautiful! And so is the kitty ^^

89, 98 and 99

89. Do you like your age?

I do. I’m old enough to be wise in some minor ways, but young enough to remember to have fun between responsibilities. 

98. Color of your room?

99. Color of your bedspread?

Answering both with a photo. Do pardon the unmade bed. The cat disallows me from making it sometimes.

Bonus cat pic:

Female Zodiac Signs As Girls I’ve Met

Aries♈: independent & dependent at the same time, confident, popular, has the best hair I’ve ever seen, can be really moody at times, cares a lot about her friends, isn’t sporty, but still looks very athletic, a bit selfish but will defend anyone who she believes is worth defending and protecting

Taurus♉: mom of the group, somehow she always has snacks in her backpack, wears headphones everywhere, seeks a love relationship, stalker when in love, very good at cooking, marriage material, incredibly stubborn, strong af, loyal

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SIGNS WHEN ANGRY/ARGUING

ARIES: explosive. anything can trigger their anger. they’ll swear a lot, and don’t be scared when they start yelling (it’s going to be loud). they’ll also say things they will regret later on when things cool down. their temper is short but they don’t normally hold long grudges. it is best to avoid them when they are mad, for they will not see, hear, smell, taste, nor feel any reason.

TAURUS: not very quick to anger, but when they get mad, they get mad. if told to calm down, they will do the exact opposite and will begin to bash on the person who tells them to chill. will become cold and silent for a bit which could lead to exploding anger if their buttons continue to be pushed. just give them some space and time to cool down on their own.

GEMINI: aggressive. releases anger through words. normally wins arguments with reason and logic. will not listen to what the other person has to say if it’s illogical to them, and most of the time everything is illogical. if they are unable to express anger with words, they may just resort to screaming and/or throwing things.

CANCER: angry criers. normally when confronted with a situation that can result to them getting angry, they’ll walk away to avoid an argument. but if they do manage to catch the anger flu, they’ll become passive-aggressive towards the person they are angry with. if in an argument, they may just use the good ol’ waterworks to end the conflict.

LEO: just like their lion counterparts, leos will roar. the louder they can be, the better. they will swear and try to break the other person in an argument, using hurtful words and saying hurtful things. they aren’t the ones to say sorry first, if they apologize at all.

VIRGO: when first angered, virgos will try to swallow their emotions. they will hold in as much anger as possible, but when it becomes too much, they will burst. because of this, their anger is sometimes viewed as unreasonable, considering they may get angry over nothing if they hold in their emotions for too long. if greatly hurt, it may be hard to get forgiveness out of them and they can hold grudges for a very, very long time.

LIBRA: unlike most of the other signs, libras are quite calm when angry. they will be blunt and tell you why they are upset with you and will have justifications to their anger. on certain cases, they may become passive-aggressive or even have small bursts of anger, but it quickly passes. it may be hard to seek for forgiveness from them if pushed too far.

SCORPIO: you will not hear or see a scorpios anger, you’ll feel it. believing to be above getting angry and unable to stand being seen as weak when angry, they will become sarcastic and full of harsh criticism. they are mostly on the defensive side of arguments and try to avoid conflict in fear of destroying the other person. because of their excellency in controlling their emotions, scorpios will almost never explode or lash out on you. it sometimes can be hard to get their forgiveness, so apologize quickly before they think twice.

SAGITTARIUS: unable to easily control their emotions, the anger of a sagittarius may be confusing. they may become tongue-tied in their anger, or flood the other person with metaphors and weird language (like phrasing things differently). they also may become sidetracked with other emotions, and will stray away from the main reason they were angry.

CAPRICORN: there are different stages of anger. they will firstly attempt to address the things that make them angry. they will sternly tell the other person the things they have done or continue to do that make them upset. if further argued with, they may leave the scene to prevent more damage OR will gradually begin to yell, shout, and scream if pushed far enough. if you get them to the yelling stage, any forms of apologies are useless. they will not forgive, and they will not forget. it is best to apologize in their beginning stage of listing things that make them mad. listen to those things and try to change your errors if you want to continue a relationship with them. 

AQUARIUS: disliking the thought of losing control over emotions, they will not initially burst. when angry, they become aloof and distance, and will most likely give the other person silent treatment. if you do not see this stage, their anger may build up. if it becomes too much, they will either continue silent treatment for a long time, or begin to yell and lash out. it is best to apologize and seek amends during the silent treatment stage, for they can be bitter after an argument for awhile.

PISCES: they truly are scary when mad. it takes a lot to work them up, for they are generally kind people. when angry, they will become violent and enraged all while crying rivers. they may sometimes blank out when terribly upset, and will throw tantrums and uncontrollable fits. after they realize what they have done, they will apologize and seek for the other persons forgiveness. they are quick to forgive as well.

What will happen to the signs in 2018 - The year of enlightenment

Achieve a major goal: Gemini, Aquarius, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Experience serious heart break: Taurus, Aries, Cancer

Experience a loss: Capricorn, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Cancer

Find their purpose in life: Libra, Scorpio, Virgo

Change due to trauma: Aries, Taurus, Capricorn, Gemini

Gain wisdom through lessons: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces, Sagittarius, Virgo

Serious change in environment: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini

Hufflepuffs are the ones who love. Who find beauty in fallen petals and drifting leaves. They are the ones who pull books from their shelves in a burst of nostalgia, only to to hold them in their hands and flip without thought through the pages. They smile as the rain falls down and laugh as their hair lifts in the breeze. They hang photos above their fireplaces and keep letters from their friends in battered boxes. They are the ones who know all of the words to their favorite songs. Who know what it takes to make another smile. They watch out their windows as sunsets turn over to dusk and wear sweaters so many times that the sleeves begin to fray. They cling to laughter and point to the stars as they peek out from behind the clouds. They are the ones who find beauty in life.

Ravenclaws are the ones who question. Who point at birds and ask why they can fly and humans can’t. They are the ones who pull up flowers to study the roots. Who would follow lines of ants when they were children. They are the ones who strike up conversation and point to the cobwebs on the ceiling. They listen to music for the instruments, not the words, and when they write, they end only because they have run out of parchment, not because they are short on things to say. They are the ones who try to teach themselves to knit. Who leave notes in the margins of books that drive librarians mad. They listen to conversation with rapt attention, gratefully jumping in whenever pause allows. They are the ones who lie awake at night, wondering about the universe and the depths of the ocean. They are the ones who find wonder in life.

Gryffindors are the ones who discover. Who plunge into the woods with nothing but the clothes on their backs. They are the ones who explore dust-ridden attics. Who fall into streams, only to find that the water is perfect temperature for swimming. They live for the sun beating against their cheeks and an untrodden path before them. They travel to places others have never heard of and return with thrilling tales and exciting stories. They are the ones who try new foods. Who watch foreign movies and dance alone in the early morning. They’ll pick a direction and drive for miles, stopping only when sleep decides to claim them. They push past flowers without fear of the thorns, cupping the small blossoms in their hands as they pass. They are the ones who find excitement in life.

Slytherins are the ones who dream. Who paint even though they never learned how. They are the ones who keep journals and write poetry. Who ask others to tell them a story. They stare at the clouds and watch them form shapes, unmindful of the grass prickling against their elbows. They are the ones who stay awake long after everyone else has fallen asleep. Who read books, and newspapers, and anything they can get their hands on. They wish on stars, eyelashes, and birthday candles, and their eyes gleam whenever someone mentions one of their passions. They are the ones who like to watch trees grow: from saplings to guardians of the forest. Who will study maps for hours on end. They close their eyes when they listen to music, and their thoughts are full of color. They are the ones who find hope in life.