some sort of woman has been spotted hiding out in the edge of the woods covered in blood. authorities say she's just vibing.
I want more suicidal!reader fics!!! It's my favorite medicine
Wish there was more loser, slightly unwell, maybe even insane reader...
No pressure or anything... but like...
joan tierney / death cab for cutie / sylvie baumgartel / the crane wives / @araekni / khalid hosseini / lev st valentine / wendy cope / richard siken (reordered)
going to bed. can you guys watch him for me?
I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this
“can i play with your hair” YES YES PLEASE DO IT ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
you should be adoring me while i'm all comfy in your lap rn but🤷♀️
yea in my playthroughs i typically go for a whimpering dog build
you requested more butch arms?
Gaz: Ok lieutenant, right hand blue Ghost: *ends up on top of Y/N* Ghost: You're doing this on purpose aren't you? Soap: We stopped spinning ten turns ago. I'm surprised neither of you noticed
Ghost: I hope they put our names next to each other on the government watch list Y/N: Y/N: Awww
Ghost: How do I make a date really romantic Price: Be mysterious Ghost: Right *later* Y/N: Where are we going Ghost: None of your fucking business
Ghost: No, nobody actually believes that Y/N is in love with me Soap, to the 141: Raise your hand if you think Y/N is in love with LT *everyone raises their hand* Ghost: Y/N put your hand down
Ghost: I'm getting married Y/N: Congra- Ghost, slamming a marriage certificate on the table: to you, sign here
some warrior cats doodles in these trying times?
Simon: Well look who got caught under the mistletoe Y/N: IS THIS WHY YOU CONERNED ME WITH THAT KNIFE?!
misunderstandings
Got bored so here's the Simon Riley
I love my army wife
oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me
Light of his life <3
Deinonychus Takedown for animation practice
Hey just a reminder that thought crime doesn’t exist and pretending to have empathy is just as good as having it! You can be the world’s biggest dickhead in the privacy of your own mind and as long as you’re outwardly kind it literally Does Not Matter
i actually really needed to hear this. love this outlook, thank you.
Respire
Part of my Ashes collection
feeling so many feelings about all of this
All Seeing Axolotl
Remember when I said I wouldn't draw anymore blursed axolotls? I lied.
Part of my blursed axolotl series, because I guess it's a series now...
If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.
she's having a snack.