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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

People act like anti-masculinity isn't a problem in queer spaces, as if I'm not instantly perceived as bigger, angrier, and meaner than everyone else in the room just because I'm butch.

As if I'm not constantly relegated to being everyone's Big Angry Protector.

As if queer spaces haven't habitually treated me more like a snarling dog on my partners' leash than as a human being.

As if I'm not constantly told my "job" is to protect every other queer person with my physical body, even though I'm disabled.

As if I'm not assumed to be the aggressor in every dispute, even though I value de-escalation and mediation as vital skills.

As if I exist only to hurt others or to sacrifice my body for them, never being protected and comforted in kind.

Find someone else to defend pride against bigots. The butches are on strike until you treat us better and stop volunteering us for the firing line.

I'm tired of being told I'm supposed to take a bullet for people who would throw me under the fucking bus. Where's OUR defense squad? When do the butches get to be lovingly defended and treated to some kindness and care?

Butches deserve better. And that goes double for trans butches, of any gender.

Jk… unless…?? 😳😳😳

i read CS Lewis’ A Grief Observed one time years ago and i’m still not recovered from it

"Are you okay?"

"I'm not gonna ask if you're okay, because I know you're not."

"Are you okay? Sorry, stupid question."

"Are you okay- oh. Oh! No, yeah, you're definitely not okay."

"Are you okay- Wait, is that... blood?!"

"I was going to ask if you're okay, but I think it's better if we just skip that and go straight to the hospital."

"I know you're not okay, but are you okay?"

"How not okay are you right now?"

"Can I ask if you're okay, or will you bite my head off for it?"

"Are you- Woah, there's no need for the death glare, I wasn't gonna ask that!"

"You're not dead, are you? Good. Just checking."

Perhaps a niche trope but I love when a character has just escape a years long ordeal and tries to get in contact with people they know, only to meet strangers.

Going to his childhood home to find his family moved away, or died, and the house was sold.

Blindly stumbling home only for the stranger sleeping in her old bed to wake up and scream at her to get out before they call the cops.

Contacting a best friend and finding their number has changed; either the line is dead or the stranger sends back a confused ‘you have the wrong number!’ text or answers the phone and immediately the character knows something is wrong. Something has changed. The world has changed. So have they. And they are lost.

jayf n lionblaze (I lied I wasnt done drawing warriors yet)

old designs below:

Demonstrating the rope dart (繩標; sheng2biao1)

[eng by me]

random medical facts to use for your hospital whump writing. let your whumpee be a patient today!

if a patient has a seizure that lasts longer than 5 minutes, or if they suffer several seizures, they risk sustaining brain damage — because their brain can’t get oxygen during the seizure.

if a patient’s coughing up blood when they’re lying on their back, make sure to tune their face to the side so that they don’t choke on their own blood (the same applies to vomit too)

chest compression can and often leave patients with broken ribs. because you have to push down hard enough in order to help pump blood from the patient’s heart to their brain (the point is so that the brain gets blood, in order to prevent brain damage), and more often than not, you’ll end up breaking your patient’s ribs — that is normal and okay, because it’s better for your patient to have broken ribs than it is for them to lose their life.

after a course of electroconvulsive therapy, you’ll normally have to give your patient a dose of muscle relaxant, otherwise the aftermath of the shock may cause musculoskeletal complications.

you don't use a defibrillator to shock a patient if they already flat line, because their heart no longer has any electricity. quote "asystole isn't a shockable rhyme, and defibrillator may actually make it harder to restart the heart." (Cleveland Clinic)

the famous, classic "a character was knocked out and they stayed unconscious for hours before they woke up on their own with no lingering damage" trope is actually almost impossible if you want your work to be medically accurate (but if you don’t care about accuracy and are just here for the whump, that is totally fine!). if someone was knocked out and they stayed unconscious for more than several minutes, chances are that they suffer permanent brain damage, so they won't "wake up on their own in the next hour or two and be completely fine without intense medical attention".

a dragon is attacking the city but thankfully im safe in my car

why the fuck does hurting yourself actually hurt ow

"my child is completely fine"

dawg ur child has memorized the layers of the skin and has no plans of being a med student in the future

When you reach the point where your planning your suicide but still no one even noticed you were struggling in the first place <<

how to k1ll yourself without disappointing anyone no borax no glue

the worst kind of anxiety is when u don't know what u are anxious about, yet you feel like something is about to go horribly wrong

Late night walks hit different when u feel empty and suicidal

Heyy, I love ur content and can I request a Web weaving of being alone or loneliness? Thankyou <3

i hope you're doing well <33

Alice Oseman Radio Silence / The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) dir. Stephen Chbosky / Gail Honeyman Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine / Susan Sontag As Consciousness is Harnessed to Flesh: Journals and Notebooks, 1964-1980 / The Double (2013) dir. Richard Ayoade / Heather Havrilesky Ask Polly: Help, I'm The Loneliest Person In The World! / Taylor Steele Shocker / Amy Dunne

a butch bit me. got dykeanthropy

Found this in my private tiktoks

a femme who’s not afraid to call me her boyfriend/husband. or use my he/him pronouns. a femme who isn’t afraid of my hypermasculinity and calls me handsome. someone who makes me feel comfortable being the butch boy that i am. my femme <3

The Human Fucker Community on Monster Tumblr: Christmas Special

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Update on my human hero step-son via seducing both parents: we had a nice bonding moment over a mutual hatred of bicyclists who think traffic laws don't apply to them and the like. Got him porn and a license to kill for Christmas. I think I'm getting the hang of this human dad thing.

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Hooman-hugger🤗 Follow

Out of the way orc lover, I'm getting me some hussy.

Hooman-hugger🤗 Follow

Just learned that hussy is an actual word so it's not clear I was just doing the 'part of word + ussy' joke with humans. Wait maybe I can still save this.

Hooman-hugger🤗 Follow

Out of the way orc lover, I'm getting me some humussy.

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Or-gir👹 Follow

Hey guys, what are human rights? The human I just snatched was saying something about how what I was doing was against it.

🦇EVIL-Empoaroar👑 Follow

They're not important, don't worry about it.

Or-gir👹 Follow

Got it, thanks.

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Human rights are important. It's not right to just grab up humans and force them to love you.

Wish the human fucker community (tired of this name tbh) had more basic respect for human autonomy and interest in actual consensual relationships. They're not pets or cheap sex toys. The most rewarding parts of my human romances have been the quiet tender moments together just talking. But some of y'all don't seem to want any of that.

🐺 HereWolf Follow

Why would you say something so controversial yet so true?

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But like if you hypnotize the human to be okay with it then it's not really a problem because now they're consenting to it.

🐺 HereWolf Follow

Most self aware vampire.

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Hey guys I know it's Christmas time but I got a great idea for a horror story.

Bog-bitch🧙‍♀️Follow

What if there was a sexy human you asked out, but they turned you down because they're in a h4h relationship and not into monsters. And their partner was bland as hell.

🐻 Beard-Toucher Follow

I'd scream and cry and never love or leave my home again. Either that or take out the collar.

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Anti elf bigotry always gets so much more frustrating this time of year with the unfunny jokes about the toys and the north pole, but my human SO and their family hasn't done any of that and I'm really grateful for it.

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Experience the original trilogy: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

hehehrhe >:)

This man's an expert

The vision behind my previous post