Aaaah It Looks Amazing!! I Adore Your Athena Design, But The Owl Is My Favourite Part! So Cute!

You know, I'm no expert at dating advice, and sure, maybe I've never tried to marry anyone before, but maybe, just maybe (and hear me out here), calling the woman you're trying to seduce a TRAMP isn't going to help your chances much.

Good to know that Eurylochus has started to haunt the narrative with his buddy polites

poseidon: you can't kill me

odysseus: you've forgotten a very important piece of information - I am completely fucking insane

Under appreciated moment in the Troy saga!!

I know everyone is still getting over the thunder saga (which is so fair) but listening to the remastered Troy saga reminded me of one of my favourite moments (musically) from the entirety of epic.

It’s in Open Arms (bc of course it is) and it’s when Polites and Odysseus first encounter the lotus eaters. It starts at 1:08 minutes in, where you can hear the chorus in the background building up this beautiful scale of notes like some kind of heavenly choir, and then they go back down again and it’s just?! So pretty?!

Like I don’t know what the musical term for it (I haven’t done music theory since high school) but it’s so pretty and it gives me so much serotonin. Definitely one of my favourite moments so far.

so how about that saga huh

TODAY’S THE DAY

Alright who want's to vote on their favourite epic animatics

Some of you will know that I am introducing my mom to epic through animatics. I need your help deciding which ones, now that we are up to the wisdom saga and I am spoilt for choice. I've narrowed it down to basically two each. We'll start with Legendary because tumblr won't let me do more than one poll at a time:

Um excuse me he clearly drinks tequila

Ares watching odysseus murder all of the suitors with a bucket of popcorn and a piña colada: oh hell yeah.

My fellow Epic fans, we are sleeping on a GOLDEN opportunity here:

The fake Penelope in Suffering? From now on we should start calling her SIRENOPE

APOLLO✨✨✨

Y’all know im a fan of catchy songs~