Jaewhan: You Look Just Like I Did At Your Age

Dylan: Im...grounded?

Danny: [folded arms] Yes, you're grounded!

Johnny: You disobeyed an order.

Jorel: [Holding up a shovel] And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!

Johnny: Jorel, that's not how grounding works.

Wontaek fic

Wonshik lost a bet to Hongbin and as the loser he had to convince his boyfriend, Taekwoon to allow him to paint his toenails, he knew that was going to be a challenge.

The rest of the guys were busy with other things, Taekwoon was in the living room on the phone with one of his sisters when Wonshik asked him.

Taekwoon gave him a glare and reluctantly agreed to getting his toenails painted, he was still on the phone with his sister while Wonshik started.

Wonshik asked his sister the previous day to help him choose the right nail polish colour that Taekwoon would like.

Wonshik ended up choosing a dark blue metallic nail polish because it looked cool and mysterious.

After a while Taekwoon hung up the phone, “What colour did you choose?” He asked, “A dark blue” Wonshik replied.

While Wonshik was busy painting Taekwoon’s toenails, they talked and told jokes to make the time go past faster.

Wonshik accidentally tickles Taekwoon under his foot, when he started with his right foot.

Taekwoon didn’t feel it at first and Wonshik did it again this time on purpose and Taekwoon kicked Wonshik in the face.

Taekwoon suddenly noticed Wonshik was holding his nose with one hand, “Sorry” he said, Wonshik assured him that it wasn’t an issue at all.

Wonshik then finish what he started, Taekwoon still felt bad about kicking him.

After about fifteen minutes Wonshik was done painting Taekwoon’s toenails, and went to the bathroom to deal with his bloodied nose.

After a while Wonshik went back to the living room, and sat down next to Taekwoon while he was on the phone again.

“Who are you talking to?” Wonshik asked, Taekwoon looked at Wonshik before replying with “My mom”.

Later that evening

“So did you do it?” Hongbin asked, Wonshik told him every that happened to Hongbin, “You got kicked in the face” He replied.

Wonshik nodded, Hongbin then asked Taekwoon what his opinion was on the colour Wonshik chose.

Taekwoon reply to Hongbin’s question was, “I like the colour” before kissing his boyfriend on the cheek.

Danny,picking up the phone: Hello?

Johnny: It's Johnny

Danny: What did he do this time?

Johnny: No it's me! It's actually Johnny

Danny: What did you do this time?

Real VIXX Things

Ravi’s fear of insects dates back to an incident in his childhood where he was mugged by a butterfly

Hyuk: Hope you get run over.

Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

Dylan: listen. there’s something i need to get off my chest.

Anna: is it your shirt? jesus fucking christ please say yes.

Jorel: What are you, 5?

Dylan : *snorts* Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Jorel :

Dylan:

Dylan : I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.

Johnny: Alright whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Dylan: It’s Jorel’s.

Jorel: Fuck it up, don’t pass out.

Danny, nodding in approval: Short and sweet.

Johnny: why are your tongues purple?

Danny: we got mush ice

Jorel: i had a red one

Danny: i had a blue one

Johnny: oh

Johnny: OH!