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Fated meeting

(I’m sure we’ll meet again)

Figured I’d post the full pic ft. Some comments I liked 😭

Damian Wayne appreciation post 💕

When it comes to mission reports, Damian is the epitome of not showing your work.

Bruce: Damian, what did you do with the Riddler?

Damian: I apprehended him.

Bruce: When, where, and how?

Damian: Yesterday. Crime Alley. Stakeout.

Bruce: Why isn't any of this written down? You have to document it for future case references. You just wrote, "Done."

Damian: Because I'm done.

Bruce: But you're supposed to tell us the steps you took.

Damian: Step one: I did it.

De aquel amor de música ligera

the sillies

Yk how Mr. Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne misplaced his spleen.

What if on the hunt for the best presents (for Christmas or birthday you get the idea), Damian found it.

Like The batfamily know Damian is a crackhead with no real understanding of how normal people work.

But like the major the storyline you could make on this idea.

Example:

Timothy’s 21 first birthday, and he can’t even drink alcohol (it can be deadly without your spleen).

So everyone searched for a way to make it better by finding the best gift.

Damian just figured why not go get his spleen. His Grandfather (Ra’s) loved trophy’s and it being Timothy’s. He probably kept it perfectly preserved.

Damian also know doctors who can do this surgery with little no issue from the league who would do it as they owe him favors.

So on his birthday, they all gave him presents and so did Damian. Ironically, Damian went last.

Tim opens up the present and sees a jar with his spleen in it with a note -> “Surgery in 2 days no eating or drinking 12 hours before hand. Recovery time is 1 week bedrest. They suggest a month before drinking.”

And Tim would just start crying. Because that little boy who had hated him for years, went out of his way to get him a present although it was his in the first place, and not only a present but something that could fix so many problems and insecurities. He may have not even know the magnitude of that gift.

Tim cried with no explanation so of course Bruce would start yelling at Damian (not seeing what was in the box). And Tim would rock his shit. Scream what the present was. And boom cute fluff story.

Side note -> you could also add like a lot of angst when getting the spleen like have him have to kill someone or getting hurt or doing something like that would add a lot and I mean a lot of good plot.

a severely underrated and underused pre-reveal-Red-Hood-plot is the one where Dick finds out that he’s Jason first, and out of desperation to make up for past failings at being a big brother and wanting to reconnect with Jason, he decides to keep it from the rest of the family and use it as a way for them to bond. clearly this could be funny for like a thousand different reasons, but the first way this could turn out that i can think of is obviously Bruce watching Nightwing and Red Hood getting closer and closer and instead of automatically coming to the realisation that it’s Dick getting to know and hanging out with his little brother, he immediately assumes that Nightwing and Red Hood are dating.

i’m torn between Jason finding this hysterical while Dick is horrified about it (Jason doesn’t have to deal with the sexual jokes from the family and talks about safety within villain/hero relationships) and both of them deciding it’s a prime opportunity to pull the greatest prank on Bruce possible (both of them leaning into the relationship thing publicly and then Jason casually taking off his helmet to give Dick a cheek-kiss and Bruce a fucking heart attack), but mostly i just think it would be funny if Dick got stressed about his web of lies and decided to rant to a friend, idk who probably Wally, and he gets to have this conversation:

Dick, pacing back and forth: i don’t know what to do, i mean my dad thinks i’m fucking my brother!

Wally, incredulous: …what the fuck did you do to make Bruce think you’re fucking Tim???

Dick, horrified: OH MY GOD NO? I MEANT JASON!

Wally: HE THINKS YOU’RE FUCKING A CORPSE!?

Dick: OK NO- I SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED BETTER WAIT A SECOND-

Wally: *distressed noises*

Just got done watching Battle of the Super Sons for the uhhhhh 5th time this week and why did it just now hit me that the opening scene where Jor-El and Lara sacrifice their lives to save Clark when Krypton is exploding is supposed to be a direct parallel to Jon and Damian choosing to sacrifice themselves as the Watchtower burns up in orbit in order to save their own family members and by extension the entire planet. That’s so fucking poetic, I can’t believe Damian and Jon invented being soulmates.

Jondami I’m in Love with the Villainess AU where normal high school boy Jon Kent is isekai’d into his favorite superhero themed dating sim and instead of trying to date any of the love interests he pursues the rival character Damian Wayne, much to Damian’s flustered confusion

dc characters as shit me and my friends have said part 3 bc my friends and I say insane shit

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Steph: wait so Jason was born ONE MONTH before 9/11

dick: yep

Steph: heh fitting

dick: wtf

Steph: I mean he IS the second robin

dick:

Steph: oh my god they hit the second Robin!

dick: does this make Tim the pentagon

Steph: yes

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(texting, after Damian starts dating Jon)

Tim: texting ur boyfrieennnnndd?

Damian: kys

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Tim: in chem we’re talking abt nuclear reactions and its actually fascinating  Clark: I LOVE NUCLEAR REACTIONS

Clark: I HAD A BRIEF OBSESSION WITH NUCLEAR FUSION IN FIFTH GRADE

Tim: THEYRE SO FASCINATING

Clark: I KNOW RIGHT THAT STUFFS SO COOL

*proceeds to nerd out about nuclear reactions*

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Texting (trust me on this duo okay):

Damian: today’s first art victim is your boy

damian: in full red hood gear for once

Roy: OMG YAY MY GUY

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Damian: my history homework is don’t do heroin

Jon: real

Damian: if you couldn’t guess we’re talking about the opium war

Jon: I have no idea what that is

Damian: the opium war???

Jon: I know the opioid crisis???

Damian: Where Britain shipped a shit ton of opium to China to get addicted to make money off of them? 

Jon: they what

Damian: did- did you not know about that???

Jon: this is your reminder that I have a midwestern public school history education

Damian: right

Jon: they do not like to talk about white peoples wrongs I fear

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Dick: me saying I can be subtle and then proceeding to do the most unsubtle thing ever

Wally: lmao can you ever be subtle

dick: I can!!!

dick: trust!!!

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Jason: if you’re gonna do illegal shit at least be cool about it

Jason: why do people who do illegal shit have no whimsy

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A drawing of Carrie Kelly, a friend's favorite Robin ✨

very big fan of the idea that damian doesn't know how to express his affection directly to other people or else he will Implode™︎ so he just. drops paper stars into their utility belts.

tim hasn't actively tried to kill him the past week? three yellow stars in his back pocket.

grayson ruffled his hair once and he stomped out in a huff. the next time he tries to rummage around his bag, he finds like 10 paper stars just. inside. no bag for protection, just kind of all littered and slightly smushed because god knows how long they've been sitting there.

jon gets a whole mason jar's worth of them over the years, neatly placed on his nightstand so that he can look at them before he goes to bed.

in damian's mind, it's a nod to that one saying that goes "i'd give you the stars"; he just hopes they're smart enough to understand what it means.

// f slur use (non derogatory?)

Kon's jacket!! the fuckin guy ever dude

close up of these freaks also bc i love them

and here is it without its pizazz or fun

It's Valentine's Day, so I'll have a TimKon please 🥺

Aaah, v-day is almost over already and I'm knee deep in timkon WIPs rn so!!! All I can spare is some chibis <3

Thinking about Damian who gets called 'a selfish prick without a heart or the emotional capacity to give even a sliver of a fuck' and he just hides how much that hurt him until eventually he comes up to Bruce or one of his brothers crying because is he really that heartless? is he really so selfish and cruel?

The small boy and the big demon. (Jason Todd - Damian Wayne)

DAMIAN WAYNE HEADCANON

A headcanon where Damian can't stand the cold, so when winter comes, he either avoids going outside or wears double the winter gear when he goes outsid

When he is forced to go outside, he huddles up in a big puffy coat, a large scarf, fur winter boots, a hoodie with cat ears (a gift from Dick), and earmuffs. He even brings Titus so he can have more warmth near him.

Throughout the year, the batfam has a scrapbook (that Damian doesn't know about) dedicated to Damian in his winter gear because it's one of the cutest/funniest things they have ever seen Damian do.

something i desperately need people to remember is that Jonathan kent , has lois lames genetics , like that boy is about 70%lois lane, and I feel like his character would be written so so much better if people remembered that , because at the start of supersons jon was alaways very close to like punching and/or flipping off Damian, and I find that extremely beautiful

Ra’s complaining to that day’s personal bodyguard about how Damian never pays attention and wont stop fidgeting and never makes eye contact with him and he doesn’t know what to do because Talia is getting mad that he won’t bond with his own grandchild and Jason who got demoted to keeping an eye on Ra’s for the week after he killed another of Damian’s asshole tutors and got blood on his favourite rug is stood next to him like. dude your grandkid’s autistic. his special interest is animals. buy him a lizard or something. and Ra’s looks over at him with a considering gaze before going ‘maybe there was good reason for my daughter to take you in.’ and Jason has to report to Talia that evening like ‘the leader of the league of assasins is tucked into bed researching autism in children and also he says im his heir now’

Do you think Damian knows just how wanted he was?

Does he know how excited Bruce and Talia were to be parents? To have a baby? They were married and in love and they were going to be a family. They were happy.

Does he know how heartbroken Bruce was when he thought Talia lost the baby? Their baby. Their little prince.

When someone tells him that his dad chose to have his brothers but got stuck with him, I want him to be able to say "No. My Baba wanted me so much from the day he found out Mama was pregnant."

I hope he does. I hope Bruce tells him. I hope Talia reminds him.

i think the rest of the bats probably forget that Tim actually has a full time job. like an important one. they probably text him all the time like ‘wanna help me with this case’ and Tim’s like ‘can’t sorry I’m in Germany for the next 3 days’ and then all the kids are talking for the next week like ‘wow Tim’s probably in some deep shit with this international case he’s working. can’t imagine what he’s dealing with rn’ and then the week after Tim’s at the manor for dinner and Dick’s like ‘so tell us all the gory details of the case in Germany!’ and Tim just looks at him lost.

‘what case’

‘the reason you had to go undercover in Germany and couldn’t join me and Jason’s stakeout!’

‘i never said i was undercover’

‘why the fuck else would you go to Germany?’

‘business convention’

‘…’

‘…i had to give a seminar- you guys know im a CEO right?’

‘well BRUCE never had to travel when HE ran the company-‘

‘BECAUSE BRUCE WAS SHIT AT HIS JOB THATS WHY A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD HAD TO TAKE OVER’

and Bruce is sat at the end of the table just slightly offended.

Damian Wayne fan art

So… my jondami fanart so far

Hi every time you think tim drake is drinking coffee it's actually weed tea and he's a massive stoner thanks for coming to my ted talk

i’m exploring new avenues of creativity

I so want more identity shenanigans fics about Jon crushing on (civilian) Damian, who crushes on (and a secret fan of) Superboy. It’s one of my favorite tropes.

Jon would be like ‘Darn. It. Why is my best friend so cute lately?’

While Damian would open his phone, get on private browsing (with all sorts of anti-spy stuff already installed), and read a Superboy x Reader fanfiction.

Jon saying the most absurd, unhinged, out of pocket things to Damian at random because I find the thought hilarious

Damian just minding his own business

Jon, completely unprompted: I kind of wish I could get you pregnant

Damian: Excuses me!?

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Damian quietly reading a book in peace

Jon: Hey Dames are you drinking enough water or do I need to spit in your mouth?

Damian, slowly closing his book, getting up and leaving the room cus what exactly is he supposed to say to that on a random Tuesday afternoon

Damian: Cruel?

Jon: Yes

Damian: I don't want to go get a SCONE with you this morning and now I'm cruel?

Jon: Open your heart to me...

Jon: Damian!

Damian: Stop

Jon: OPEN YOUR HEART TO ME NOW!!

Damian: IT'S FUCKING OPEN

I feel like people tend to forget that Jon can be just as sassy when it comes to Damian. Like Damian can say some of the most out of pocket stuff and Jon can return it back with the same amount of energy. They have been in each other's faces like an old married couple since they were 10 and 13. And yes there is love and yearning there as they get older but they still look at each other and are just like "God damn it this guy is the most annoying person I know. He is also the most precious person in my life and I would 110% put my life on the line for him and or murder somebody if it came down to it"