wormapothacary

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I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

fuck labels my sexuality is just Dev Patel using his teeth to drive a knife into a mans throat

Had a long intense dream of making a sandwich in which most of it consisted of me buttering the warm bread

A bride without a head and a wolf without a foot

i think they should make more movies about real people but making them gay against their will. i think andrew garfield is a pioneer for what he did to real billionaire eduardo saverin

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes

I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

Rip kylo ren you would have loved Catholicism 😔

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS. He tries to steal her from a display window and makes a friend.

The fact that there’s no mannequin au fanfics out there makes me sick to my stomach. Does no one know how to have fun anymore 😔 a movie about a artist who falls in love with a muse that has inspired artists throughout centuries in a romcom where they are a mannequin brought back to life bc of the love they were given just for his gay friend to simply accept that this man talks to, dresses up, and has sex with said mannequin. Without knowing she’s alive with no comment. 🙄 ✋ they just don’t make movies with passion anymore

Can't Catch Me Now is markwardo coded

Forget high schools and coffee shops. Which half of your OTP would be cast into the timestream to inhabit other lives and solve other people's problems forever without recognition or thanks, and which half would be projected as a hologram, the only person who can see them as themselves, aiding them and keeping them tethered, but doomed to never touch them again and never bring them home?

I don’t step, I battle

The difference is, pussies step

Bob belcher talking to his Turkey baster is EXACTLY like SpongeBob and spatula.

Thinking about how young me BEGGED my mom to let me have this hair. The side bang was my foil for most of my life.

First day of not having a death dream with taking melatonin! I’m #1 ☝️🤭

Casually stumbles upon a body of the person I murdered

Me: oh boy

I feel like if I was in succession I would be able to kill Logan Roy and become CEO just by telling him I wish I knew how to tapdance so I can express my emotions more clearly to people like a bee.

Need a Nancy wheeler edit to anaconda by Nicki Minaj immediately

The only thing to keep my company is my multiple tabs of AO3 and the one tab of strawberry shortcake crochet hats

Me and my roommate going delirious with laughter breaking quiet hours bc of school and the impending darkness of our dorm

Need to start a support group with people who constantly have stomach aches

Stapled my thumb today with a handheld stapler. And the only thing I see in the darkness is the polar bear Christmas window shadow. He is waiting.

Mexicans at their weddings