Of All The Things For The Social Network 2010 To Have Totally Made Up About Mark Zuckerberg Without Regard

Rip kylo ren you would have loved Catholicism 😔

Stapled my thumb today with a handheld stapler. And the only thing I see in the darkness is the polar bear Christmas window shadow. He is waiting.

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

Thinking about how young me BEGGED my mom to let me have this hair. The side bang was my foil for most of my life.

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Forget high schools and coffee shops. Which half of your OTP would be cast into the timestream to inhabit other lives and solve other people's problems forever without recognition or thanks, and which half would be projected as a hologram, the only person who can see them as themselves, aiding them and keeping them tethered, but doomed to never touch them again and never bring them home?

Had a long intense dream of making a sandwich in which most of it consisted of me buttering the warm bread

Can't Catch Me Now is markwardo coded