I Have A Question: Has Anyone Else Tried Using Their Boobs’ Nipples To Scroll On A Touchscreen Or Is

You, a human, can also do this! It’s surprisingly comfortable. Try it at your local treebranch today!

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

I’m convinced pickles are a gift from the gods.

This reminds me of my silly little web projects where I’d just play around with distance functions or GPGPU or whatever

It's (mostly) done!!

brightgreendandelions.neocities.org

Flag Maker!!

the flag maker is finally in a presentable state :) not the embarrassing pile of default css it was on the first day...

i even added a little OpenGraph image preview!!

@gaugevectormoron this was just too good to leave in the tags. Also yay it turns out I’m not alone in this specific oddity of mine :D

I have a question: has anyone else tried using their boobs’ nipples to scroll on a touchscreen or is this an insane person activity I have just attempted?

I tried to google it but it’s a pretty unsearchable query.

Hey wait I’m one of those :D

life is beautiful because there's neurodivergent lesbains on the internet

i stay silly :)

(why am i learning about fucking gluons)

why don't the mitochondria cause cancer. if i was a mitochondria i would be suddenly struck by tremendous joie de vivre and remember my youth as a bacteria and be like holy shit why am i listening to this fucker. im gonna eat all my surroundings im freeeeee. ig probably its bc they depend a bunch on proteins encoded in the nucleus but like. cmon dude