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Reasons why all the yellowjackets are gay
Shauna: became the butcher because she’s more butch than all the other butches
Jackie: was gonna climb that girl like a tree in seattle
Nat: sees someone with soulful deep brown eyes and keels over, does not matter the gender
Lottie: soulful deep brown eyed lesbian jesus
Laura Lee: homoerotically baptized lesbian jesus
Misty: became an alcoholic to honor her dead situationship
Van: calls sex bow chicka wow wow
Tai: eats dirt like she wants to eat pussy
Travis: had the sophie thatcher right in front of him and couldn’t get it up
Mari: mindlessly follows whatever woman is in charge atm like she’ll die without a dominant woman around at all times
Ben: doesn’t want to touch mari. Like okay then, outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
Akilah: gay asf to have been a girl scout. What are you scouting, other girls?
Melissa: has worn the same molding loser lesbian snapback so frequently it went from bright pink to mental illness gray
Gen: it was totally possible for travis to have taught her how to hunt but she just had to have the banging bisexual bottle blonde
coach ben in the afterlife, watching shauna imprison people without cutting their ankle tendons:
just finished watching the new ep, and from the bottom of my heart i can confidently say: what the fuck.