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Completely and utterly unorganized... deal with it
(new prompt list here)
1~ “Care to explain where you’ve been” “To you? No”
2~ “Leave. Leave right now”
3~ “i’m at the hospital...”
4~ “Don’t say that. Don’t say you care about me because i know it’s a lie.”
5~ “You look really cute in that sweatshirt”
6~ “YOU THREW IT OFF A BRIDGE!!”
7~ “Alright, you just stay right there and i’ll go collect your ransom”
8~ “Your bullshit has a body count”
9~ “You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.” “That’s what makes me so good.”
10~ “Were you ever going to tell me?”
11~ “I don’t owe you an explanation”
12~ “It’s really not that complicated”
13~ “ok so... i may or may not have blow some things up...”
14~ “Back up dickwad, i’ve got a breadstick and i’m not afraid to use it!”
15~ “Make me.”
16~ “If you don’t put a shirt on i’m gonna have to kiss you and who knows where things will go from there.”
17~ “I dare you”
18~ “care to explain why you’ve been following me for 6 blocks?”
19~ “Oh yeah well that’s cause i’m actually evil... but hey on the bright side you where right about me all along!”
20~ “Don’t breath on that, it’s expensive”
21~ “hey you want anything from taco bell?” “the only thing i want is justice!” “i... i can get you nachos”
22~ “i’m running on 3 hours of sleep 2 cups of coffee and 1 f**k left to give. let’s do this.”
23~ “I can take care of myself just fine.”
24~ “Hey give me back my phone!”
25~ “I don’t deserve you”
26~ “I haven’t seen them in a long time.”
27~ “I trusted you!”
28~ “How could you do this to me? After everything we’ve been through?”
29~ “I can’t believe you actually just did that.”
30~ “Did-did you just kiss me?”
31~ “Let’s have ourselves a little chat.” “ugh... do i have to?”
32~ “I prefer it when people don’t flirt with my teammates but i guess we don’t really have a choice now do we.”
33~ “What’s in it for me.”
34~ “I wouldn’t even date myself.” “Well then your standards are impossibly high.”
35~ “Is that... a lamp?” “Irrelevant.”
36~ “Do you ever shut up.”
37~ “I’m like 75% sure this won’t explode” “75 percent?!?”
38~ “You’re the hero huh? I guess that makes me the villain.”
39~ “Don’t you dare attack me for something you were to scared to do.”
40~ “Please be quiet, i can’t even hear myself losing my will to live.”
41~ “Say that again. I dare you.”
42~ “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
43~ “H-how long have you been standing there?”
44~ “Oh, god, you’ve insulted me! What ever shall i do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!”
45~ “Don’t say you love me.”
46~ “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”
47~ “Quit smirking at me like that, I’m serious!”
48~ “If i threw a stick at you would you leave?”
49~ “You’ll never be the man your mom is.”
50~ “Let. Me. Go.” “you know i can’t.”
51~ “We have a... complicated history.”
52~ “When are you going to realize that i don’t care.”
53~ “You could have died.” “But you would have lived! and that’s a sacrifice that i am more then willing to make.”
54~ “Hey hey hey, it’s ok i’m here. it’s just me ok, you’re safe.”
55~ “Good heart. Bad temper.”
56~ “Always expect trouble”
57~ “yeah well no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin.”
58~ “You only make that face when you’re hiding something, so i’ll ask you again. What’s going on?”
59~ “ok so um this is the demon i summoned... his name is Jerald.”
60~ “Oh hell no. im not fuckin around with that shit!”
61~ “Just take it and go.”
62~ “you really think i’m scared of you? Darling i’ve meet 4th graders scarier than you.”
63~ “I trusted you!” “well sounds like a mistake on your part.”
64~ “leave me alone.”
65~ “I don’t care about you anymore.” “i’m starting to think you never did.”
67~ “i’m going to kill you, but first i’m going to kill everyone you love. I’m going to make you suffer like i did.”
68~ “So that’s it? It’s over?”
69~ “Well... that was eventful.”
70~ “oh god it’s you.”
71~ “Yeah, well, i shut everybody out. Don’t take it personally it just happens.”
72~ “No shit Sherlock.” “Fuck off Watson.”
73~ “Don’t lie to me. I can tell when you are.”
74~ “Well, i never said i didn’t care...”
75~ “You would hate me for what i did, and i couldn’t bare to see that happen.”