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love these two <3
Dipper - I like my men how I like my coffee.
Mabel - Black...?
Dipper - I was just gonna say strong, but yeah, that too.
Bill - And here I thought you liked them down your throat.
Random person - Are you straight?
Bill - Straight from Hell!
[Bill is reading a history book and suddenly sets it on fire]
Bill: That is not how it fucking happened.
Bonus:
Dipper: That book was mine…
Bill: So?
Dipper: So you’re going to buy me a new one.
Bill:
Dipper:
Bill: I’ll write you a new one.
[Dipper tries to kiss Bill but Bill stops him.]
Dipper: Bill… are you sick?
Bill: What?! No! I’m a being of pure energy with no weaknesses! What makes you think I’m sick?
Dipper: The fact that you just avoided my kiss.
Bill: …
Bill: Damn it… you know me too well.
Dipper: Fuck me if I’m wrong but-
Bill: You’re wrong.
Dipper: Wha…? You didn’t even let me finish.
Bill: Well, I’m going to fuck you. So you must be wrong.