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i hate how the majority of the criminal minds fandom is just obsessed with matthew/spencer, compared to other characters spencer has major character flaws and is arguably a toxic character. i love matthew but as a fandom we tend to forget other actors/characters that have equal amounts of redeeming qualities. feel free to disagree with me i love to argue ab this.
this is one of the best things I’ve ever read
criminal minds episode
[suburban house in the dark]
Woman: hey I’m getting some wine okay honey
Man: okay
[spooky music]
[someone comes up behind the woman and slits her throat with a fork]
[powerpoint transitions between clips of the cast, theme song plays]
[picture of FBI Quantico labeled “FBI QUANTICO”]
[inside FBI Quantico]
Reid: did you know that prince removed one of his ribs to suck his own dick
Prentiss: DiD yOu Kn—shut up
Reid: okay sorry
JJ: hey everyone we’re starting. get in here
Everyone: [gets in there]
[sitting at the table]
Hotch: 😠
Reid: 🙂
Morgan: 🤨
Rossi: 🧐
JJ, showing a PowerPoint presentation of dead bodies: the UnSub is killing people with spoons. But now he has used a fork
Morgan: his MO changed…that means…
Rossi : we need to act fast. He’s getting sloppy
Reid: ☹️
Hotch: 😠 wheels up in 20
[everyone starts to leave]
Prentiss: hey wait Reid
Reid: what
Prentiss: do you want to talk about it
Reid: next time why don’t you just ask me if I want to gouge my eyes out with melon ballers because that’s how much I don’t want to talk about it. That’s how avoidant I am. God I wish I had a father [leaves]
[scene of plane flying]
Hotch, voiced over: “What would you do if you did not know how to what okay and. — The Bible”
[inside plane]
Reid: did you know—
Morgan: DiD yOu kNoW— shut up you little twink. You’re so gorgeous I just wanna rub my hands—
Reid: wh—
Hotch: let’s focus please
Garcia, appearing on the computer screen: hello all of you slimy little cum beasts
Rossi: 👁👄👁
Morgan: hey sexy
Hotch: 😠… what do you have for us
Garcia: I obtained a record of all forks bought in the past week
Hotch: great work. thank you
Morgan: god i just wanna fuck your brains out
Garcia: fill me with your mixed babies
Hotch: [disapproving glance]
Reid: 🤭
[meeting the local cops]
JJ: hey I’m agent jereau we spoke on the phone
Cop: oh hey sexy you didn’t tell me you had huge naturals and a slim thick ass when we talked on the phone hahaha let’s go inside we’ll get you set up
[several minutes of poking around at crime scenes]
Hotch: okay. Let’s present the profile
Morgan: are we ready for that
[zoom on Hotch’s face]
“No”
[black screen where there would have been commercials if you were watching this on CBS but it’s 2020 and you’re watching it on Netflix so there are no commercials so you’re forced to see your reflection and think about the fact that you’ve been watching Criminal Minds for six hours straight]
[in room with the cops]
Hotch: it’s a white male in his 30’s
Cop who is racist: you sure
Prentiss: hey shut the fuck up please. It’s a white male in his 30’s and his dick don’t work so he’s decided to kill everyone who looks the same as his mother because he blames her for his dick not working
[more poking around at the most recent crime scene]
Morgan, climbing up a tree or something in the yard: so I’m the unsub. Where can I see inside the windows without being seen
Prentiss: you look dumb as hell up there just so you know. You look like a fucking freak just so you know
Rossi, from inside the house: hey guys I think found something
[commercial break]
Happy birthday Twyla! I may hate you but I’m nice enough to wish you a happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWYLA!🧡🧡🧡 A bit more experimental than I usually do for a birthday piece, but I think that's why I like it so much!! I hope you do too! Thanks for enjoying my mean owl girl🎂
(No words under the cut!)
If you could be anyone in cemetery mary who would you be? Also I live your content🥰🥰🥰
Mary. Again.
I love her
I already relate to her alot
SPOILERS, DRUG, AND DEATH MENTIONS
3. All the other characters dont have great lives (Reginalds a serial killer, Crowven and Twyla have gangs, Theo dies, Zapara has a drug issue, etc) I think Marys life has the best circumstances of them all. Especially in the true end.
If u could pick any character from cemetery mary to date who would you pick?
Mary.
How long have you liked cemetery mary? And who's your favorite character
Gosh, i dont remember when I first played it, but since then lol
My top three characters are probably:
Mary
2. Crowven
3. Zapara
Ok so if the main five ( plus ingram cause I love him) dressed up for holloween, what do you think they would be?
Hm.. Interesting Idea.
I mean we already HAVE seen a lot of them in costumes
(Ill put pictures under the cut)
But for me id says that atleast once they would dress up as
Mary: I can see her dressing up as something like a ghost bride, or something cute yet scary at the same time. Maybe even a witch one year?
Twyla: Definately something boring like a scientist or librarian or historical figure (Im biased cuz I despise Twyla) Maybe something like steampunk or Frankensteins Monster?
Reginald: I feel like something more formal like a fancy dressed up Skeleton (Im thinking of some art of him ive seen I think) with a top hat and cane and tailcoat or a very formal vampire with that same stuff.
Crowven: VAMPIRE! 100%! Though I could also see him dressing up as like a harpy or a demon or something. But vampire for sure fits him
Vasilis: Maybe a witch? They give witchy vibes. But more like magical witch than spooky witch. Like long flowy pretty stuff.
Ingram: hmmm... I can see him dressing up as a zombie maybe. Possibly a skeleton to match his mouth. Or even a Scarecrow like Ryo tehe! Maybe even a Frankensteins Monster?
WAIT AS WRITING THIS I CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT COSTUME FOR MARY! A CREEPY/HAUNTED DOLL!!!! IT FITS HER SO MUCH! AND SHE ALREADY HAS TIGHTS!!!!
OMG ALSO I CAN SEE REGGIE AND MARY WEARING MATCHING COSTUMES
OR CROWVEN AND VASILIS
OR MARY AND VASILIS AS FRIENDS
ALSO (FAKE) BLOOD TW, GORE TW, AND WEAPON TW FOR THE ART
(Though I do hate that outfit on mary)
HERES SOME MAREGGIE ART IVE FOUND BY ARCADE
LIKE JUST BY LOOKING AT IT YOU START TO SHIP IT
EEEK
(Cut below for spoilers and blood and stuff)
Gosh I have so much of them
Im normal about them.
Do you think that mareggie is a healthy or toxic couple?
This is a.... hard question.
Like obviously IRL it would be toxic. Anything with Yandere type stuff is toxic. But like. They are cute. And he wouldnt hurt Mary atleast. It wouldnt be toxic towards her. Idk how to explain it. But like I ship it. I didnt ship it at first but eventually i kept seeing more and more art from arcadekitten and more and more of them together in games and it grew on me. Sometimes I feel like I shouldnt ship it, but like I cant help it. I would obviously not be okay with it if it were real, but like where its fictional its fine.
tldr; I dunno / It depends.
Do you think that mareggie is a healthy or toxic couple?
This is a.... hard question.
Like obviously IRL it would be toxic. Anything with Yandere type stuff is toxic. But like. They are cute. And he wouldnt hurt Mary atleast. It wouldnt be toxic towards her. Idk how to explain it. But like I ship it. I didnt ship it at first but eventually i kept seeing more and more art from arcadekitten and more and more of them together in games and it grew on me. Sometimes I feel like I shouldnt ship it, but like I cant help it. I would obviously not be okay with it if it were real, but like where its fictional its fine.
tldr; I dunno / It depends.
Who is your favorit cowboy, Ingram, or crowven?
Oh, Crowven for sure! Hes probably in my top 5 favorite Noisrev/ArcadeKitten characters in general! I love Ingram and all, but hes just no match for THE Crowboy!
Oh yeah, btw I sometimes call Crowven “Crowboy” cuz it’s a fun nickname and i like it. I think I called him “My favorite crow boy” once and it just stuck. Cuz he’s a crow and a boy (and a raven but I didn’t realize that when I started calling him that)(He’s more of a crow anyways)(His name also has crow all in it and at the front) (if any of this makes sense)
Omg! I just finished playing cemetery Mary! I absolutely love it! What is your favorite ending?
Yesss! More Cemetery Mary fans! It’s catching on! It’s clinically underrated but we can change that!
Anyways, my favorite endings is Crowvens good end and the true end ofc! (I’m a little biased cuz Crowboy is my favorite except for Mary, and the first route I did) Though Reginald’s good ending was also good! It’s been a while I think I’m saying the right ones lol. I’ve been meaning to replay it!
Omg! I just finished playing cemetery Mary! I absolutely love it! What is your favorite ending?
Yesss! More Cemetery Mary fans! It’s catching on! It’s clinically underrated but we can change that!
Anyways, my favorite endings is Crowvens good end and the true end ofc! (I’m a little biased cuz Crowboy is my favorite except for Mary, and the first route I did) Though Reginald’s good ending was also good! It’s been a while I think I’m saying the right ones lol. I’ve been meaning to replay it!
Emily Prentiss Criminal Minds 4.12
Nothing will be funnier that that little scene in Memoriam where the rest of the team were trying really hard to see the bright side on William as an "father" by pointing out how he had been stalking Spencer for a while and for his response to be "Oh. He googled me. That fixes it all :)" and storms out to sull somewhere.
Like the intention was SWEET but my brothers and sisters in Christ what did you think was going to happen lmao