Drunk - Blog Posts

Look, I was on TikTok, when I decided to look at my account, which has been abandoned for like, literally a whole ass year.

there are about 3 videos

2 now that I privated one that I posted when I was drunk

it wasn't anything super expository, it was just a conversation with a Janitor.Ai bot.

Oh, but I was at a time when I loved HEAVY angst, VERY DARK dark romance, and everything else, and like I said, I was drunk, I don't even know how I wrote correctly sentences, but anyway, I deleted it, because after reading it, I felt nauseous.

And I looked at the two remaining videos and thought: Huhm, since my TikTok account is abandoned, and I DON'T intend to post any more videos anyway, why not put them on my Tumblr account?

So like, I'm going to make two more posts, which are going to be these two videos from a year ago 👍

@erasermicweek Day 6: Appreciation

Stop being rude Mic

Slow Drunk Roasted Chicken With big bold flavors, this roasted chicken cooks slowly in chicken stock and Australian style lager beer with garlic, potatoes, and carrots.

My class had it's last day together before splitting up tomorrow. We had a really cool party. Even our homeroom teacher brought some alcohol for us (he is a real sweetheart).

I just noticed now but I will miss those a**holes, we always had fun together.

I had so much alcohol today

A cup and a half of cherry liquor,

One small bottle of chardonnay

One small bottle of Rotkäppchen sparkling wine

Half a glass gin

Half a glass vodke

Some Jack daniels

I don't even know how I am typing rn

My limbs feel like thy are not part of my body

That's normal tho

Hey I really liked the drunk hc of All Might and the others! Can you do the same for Tsuyu, Uraraka and Momo?

Ofc Tsuyu and the others best girls! Will be SFW since they’re children.

Tsuyu:

- Gets unbelievable shy. Will try to hide from you even if you are in a relationship.

- Can’t control her froggy nature. Tries to chase flies and hops around happily. Licks your face with her tongue and giggles. Wants to take a bath.

- Tries to get close to you but will be very weird. It’s too sweet though.

- Analyzes your whole behaviour. Will ask what you think about her, what you like about you, and so on. Actually just wants to hear that you love her but she’d never be that straightforward.

- Gets jealous pretty easy, but just becomes sad instead of telling you.

- Acts casual about it the next day. Is screaming inside and blushes everytime she thinks back about it. Doesn’t regret it tho. You’re her s/o after all, you are allowed to see every side of her.

Uraraka:

- Goes through different stages of being drunk. Starting with being overly excited and happy, then wants to fight anyone, and then cries. You’ll have to be very understanding.

- Laughs uncontrollably at things you say, even if you didn’t say anything funny. Will also blurt out weird noise randomly.

- Will give you weird nick-names.

- Has many needs. “Want food. Want cuddles. Make me laugh!”

- Struggles against you trying to cuddle her. She acutally wants to cuddle too, but it’s too fun to kick and poke you at the moment.

- Is very embarassed the next morning. Tries to avoid you. When you act cool about it, she’ll be very grateful. You’re loyal, endured her behaviour and donesn’t make fun of her after. She sees the relationship more serious now.

Momo:

- Will start drinking classy: Taste some wine, eat bread and cheese with it. You’ll feel like a total hobo when she knows all the names of the different wines.

- Gets depressed quick somehow. Tells you about her problems and how she’s feeling.

- Is even cuter than usually. Tries to comfort you and make many compliments. When you two order food, she’ll want to feed you.

- “You won’t leave me, right?” Has too low self-esteem. But if you tell her how wonderful she is, she’ll be a completely different person even when sober again.

- The next day will jump into your arms, telling you how relieving the evening was for her, and how she thinks it deepened your relationship. Will be cheerful and loving the whole time. You’re the perfect partner in her eyes right now.

The drunk animation has been completed! Its not as clean as I would like it to be, but here we are anyways

Drunk by The Living Tombstone

sending a letter to my ex (??) who’s in jail

yesterday: matcha and white wine

This is my most favorite Chuck Jones cartoon; somehow I almost wish it were more well-recognized. I mean I kind of like the mouse's hat at the beginning of the cartoon, I wish I had one like that.

Drunk conclusions

i'm so terribly in love with her it's insane

INTO THE ABYSS WITH ETHEL CAIN

Drunk. (Legal age to drink)

Have you ever been like, high or drunk before? You seem like you would have some funny stories or something.

Well I’ve got asthma, so I’ve never been high. I have been drunk once, and I went through a surgery and was on pain meds for a long while, but it turns out that I really don’t like the feeling of being intoxicated?? Like everyone talks so positively about it, but it just feels awful to me? My brain just despises not having clarity I guess? Thank whatever that I have a high pain tolerance cus I got off those surgery opioids as quick as possible-

Though when I was drunk that one time I hopped onto a minecraft server with a friend of mine and just started talking about “who let the dogs out” or something and teleported a bunch of wolves to the nether I think? I don’t remember the details very clearly.

also most alcohol tastes horrid and im chaotic enough without it, so ig im just the designated driver forever

to add on to my post from earlier, i lost an uncle and a cousin to a drunk driver. i didnt know the man was intoxicated until today when the police informed us. all i can think about is how my uncle and cousin were watching over me and protected my friends and I during this event. please stay safe and aware of who you enter a car with.

#drunk #team #stjames #valentinesday #vday #ghost #ghostface #barflow #dominicans #faded #fams (at St. James)

#drunk #team #stjames #valentinesday #vday #ghost #ghostface #barflow #dominicans #faded #fams (at St. James)

When she sends you a picture another man took of her and the picture is getting you off so bad you're a really lucky cucked hubby.

Another drunk sketch from last night. #art #artlife #drunk #drawing #drunkdrawing #sketch #stillmanandbirn

Drunk drawing inspired by Ed. #art #artlife #sketch #drawing #stillmanandbirn #sketch #drunk #drunkdrawing

Well dang man👀😳😯😲😅😂🤣

Having some fun at the renaissance faire

Sounds perfect but make it two bottles and you have a deal

Date idea: we share a bottle of wine in our underwear and then I give you head for like an hour

Got a kinky idea for a photo set or caption you’d like to see?

I can make whatever you’re looking for ;)

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What happens in… stays in…

Ok I know I'm drunk as fuck but when exactly do I get driver's ed drunk goggles drunk? I put those on and I couldn't see shit when we had to pick up the pennies. I swear I could pick up the pennies if we did it now. Legitimately, the only things keeping me from being unintelligible are my OCD and my SwiftKey keyboard. I've spent $55 on alcohol. When do I start acting like I'm on something harder?

Part of detecting how drunk you are is detecting how much pain you're willing to go through to end your life. Of course, this depends on your typical sober mental state.