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Stop, in the name of style!
Artemis: *Talking about missing alex*
Holly: Wait, Artemis are you gay?
Artemis: No Holly, I'm not gay! Do I look very happy right now?
So I’m writing this crossover fic and... I swear to god reading the books the first time around wasn’t so tiresome! I honestly like Harry Potter (The books, not author) and it comes as a huge shocker to me that it’s taking so long to get through? Like what happened?
me, at like 1 am. sleep deprived: Why does Minerva have glasses?
also me: does it matter?
me: yes! Artemis doesnt have glasses, and he's in front of a computer screen all day
me: ok..
me: so why doesn't he need glasses and Minerva does?
me: she doesn't eat her carrots? I dunno. Go to bed.
me: i bet ARTEMIS doesn't eat his veggies, though
me: he probably does. Minerva doesn't because her dad won't force her. Or maybe she doesn't actually need glasses, and they're for looking even smarter. Happy?
me: OR Artemis needs glasses, and he's invented some solution so he doesn't have to wear anything like glasses or contacts. Or maybe he is wearing special contacts that-
me: SHUT IT AND GO TO BED!