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2 years ago

you're telling me this j pegs


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1 year ago

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags


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1 year ago
© 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 do Not Edit/crop Logo
© 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 do Not Edit/crop Logo

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8 months ago
I Blacked Out And 3 Hours Later It Was Here
I Blacked Out And 3 Hours Later It Was Here
I Blacked Out And 3 Hours Later It Was Here
I Blacked Out And 3 Hours Later It Was Here
I Blacked Out And 3 Hours Later It Was Here
I Blacked Out And 3 Hours Later It Was Here
I Blacked Out And 3 Hours Later It Was Here

I blacked out and 3 hours later it was here

In my defense I just started watching the show, so is all from tumblr


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1 year ago

@starchaser-the-prophet

:3

>:3

>:3c

Trans jokes for profit (Prophet).

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”


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4 years ago

Honey if Cole dies I'm taking you out too.

Honey If Cole Dies I'm Taking You Out Too.

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HAH
3 months ago

*Deep breath.*

I LOVE HOT FREAKS, AUTOHEART, NICO COLLINS, AND LOVEJOY >.<

*Deep Breath.*

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3 days ago

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Search Parties Continue To Sweep Ocean For Halt’s Mysterious Friend, Albert

The search continues throughout the seven seas for the elusive “Albert,” who the famous Ranger Halt of Araluen has been seen earnestly searching for from the decks of the Skandian ship Wolfwill on many a voyage. Many a Skandian wolfship has promised to keep a sharp lookout for the Ranger’s friend, amid puzzling bouts of laughter. Presumably, this unfortunate was swept overboard, and though it’s almost certain that he has drowned, Halt’s extended search would indicate that the Ranger has reason to believe he is still alive.

We spoke to Gundar Hardstriker, skirl of Wolfwill, who was seen to clutch his helmet tightly and look about to ensure the Ranger wasn’t on deck before responding. Here’s what he had to say about the search:

“We’ll keep looking, all right, and none harder than our Ranger friend. He spends hours huddled at the bow of the deck, calling Albert’s name over and over…. at least, that’s what I think he’s saying.”

We also spoke to Will, Halt’s former apprentice, who glared at our reporter. “Things are really going to go south if Halt gets wind of this,” he muttered darkly. When pressed as to his meaning, he glanced back apprehensively towards Halt’s cabin and refused to answer further questions.

Halt will not come out of his cabin and thus could not be reached for comment. According to Courier Alyss, he is suffering from a mysterious Gallican illness known as mal-de-mer. We don’t know what this means, but it certainly sounds scary, and we can only hope for his speedy recovery and reunion with his missing friend.


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3 weeks ago

The funny thing about Artemis Fowl is the way my dad pitched it too me was "Percy Jackson but with Fairies." which is not accurate at all. Like, it did get me to read the book and I'm glad I did but Percy Jackson and Artemis Fowl are vastly different.


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1 month ago

At home? Probably shouldn't forget that there if your going into public. People find it pretty rude.

I Left My Body

I left my body


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6 years ago

Poor Thing

Also, follow OP, they're amazingly awesome.

The Thing, Being The Alien That It Is, Pretty Much Doesn’t Know Or Understeand Most Of Human’s Lame
The Thing, Being The Alien That It Is, Pretty Much Doesn’t Know Or Understeand Most Of Human’s Lame
The Thing, Being The Alien That It Is, Pretty Much Doesn’t Know Or Understeand Most Of Human’s Lame
The Thing, Being The Alien That It Is, Pretty Much Doesn’t Know Or Understeand Most Of Human’s Lame
The Thing, Being The Alien That It Is, Pretty Much Doesn’t Know Or Understeand Most Of Human’s Lame

The Thing, being the alien that it is, pretty much doesn’t know or understeand most of human’s lame jokes, poor bastard


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1 year ago

if sam tried to get a normalcore job he would land in one of those everyone’s a family startups and things would actually probably go okay until they did their first friday “bonding event” and went to the nearest axe-throwing bar and despite having already drunk like seven beers which is making all of his coworkers start calculating bmi to blood alcohol ratios and coming to the conclusion that this guy can drink sam manages to hit a bullseye with every one of his axes and even break the target a little from the force of his throwing. when asked how he was possibly able to do that he absolutely fumbles the bag and laughs out “just got good at chopping off heads, you know?” which makes everyone think maybe that WASN’T a joke and it’s only because his coworker ethan hit “reply all” on an email talking about how one of the ladies in HR is pretty sure this guy’s real name is sam winchester and he’s wanted for pretty much everything that sam doesn’t show up to work on monday where an FBI team is hanging around his cubicle. once he’s moved to a new state he leaves them a one star review on glassdoor


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1 year ago

dean is the kind of guy who watches fight club, completely misses the point and thinks tyler is the coolest man dude, but sam is like you know what? no. i’m not saying anything. i’m saving that conversation for when he really pisses me off. then he’ll see. then i’ll ruin fight club for him.


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