Iris West - Blog Posts

Can I say

Westallen and snart

Steddie and robin

Destiel and everyone

Pepperony and rhodey

Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*

Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?

Snart, muffled : Yeah.

Mick :

Mick : and you asked him to marry you?

Snart : Yeah...

Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!

Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!

*Meanwhile*

Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

Iris : Barry, I know you snuck out to see Snart last night.

Barry : If you tell Joe I swear I’ll murder you, and he'll never find the body.

Iris : Five bucks?

Barry : Fine.

Barry texting Iris

Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.

Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.

Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.

Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.

Siblings

Iris : Barry, I'm sad...

Barry, Holds out arms for a hug : It's going to be okay!

VS

Lisa : Lenny, I'm sad...

Snart, nodding : mood.

Iris : How was the honeymoon?

Barry : Len got drunk and set our marriage certificate on fire.

Barry : He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt"

Iris : ...

Barry being a simp : I love him so much...

Iris : Once someone interviewed Flash and asked him what he thought of the police. Flash replied that they're was all nice, except for the forensic pathologist Barry Allen who was according to him, and I quote, a jerk with a crappy name.

"Seriously, whose name is Bartholomew? This guy is a nuisance to humanity" Flash's words, not mine.

Iris : Later I found Barry watching the interview and insulting the Flash. And i quote : "Get yourself a real job before you insult me, you bitch! "

I already knew that Barry had mental problems, but from that day on I decided to drag him to therapy.

"Now you're the one that is going into a box. In the ground." *Cue Iris kicking ass*

IRIS SHIT PLEASE BABY UNDERSTAND. ALSO WHILE YOURE TOTALLY LISTENING TO ME, DUMP EDDIE ASAP BECAUSE THE SOUNDS THAT CLAW THEIR WAY FROM MY THROAT WHEN YOU AND BARRY ARE TOGETHER CANT HANDLE THE STRESS ANYMORE AND IF I RUIN MY VOCAL CORDS AND GO MUTE THATS ON YOU. and gosh this episode, am I right? This show is just getting so much better. Every episode is heart wrenching and beautiful and HOLY FUCK HE JUST SAID HES GRODD. YES. FINALLY. BRING IN THE EVIL GORILLA.

As a queer Woc myself this whole thing with Caity lotz saying coloured women and fans thinking Caity is pushing Candice out of Shethority seems like a slight over reaction in my opinion. I fully believe if Candice thought Caity was doing something wrong or being disrespectful she would speak up. Especially if Candice thought she was being pushed out of something that she created. This is the women that went on stage several actually and said that Hollywood needs to step up and have more WOC in all departments and to know how to write for WOC. Candice seems like a badass women and amazing role model. All this negativity from fans is ruining what Candice created Shethority for. A place for all women especially Woc. Caity shouldn't of said Coloured women but i also don't think she ment anything by it. Like most people she is still learning. For an example Caity said "dykey high five" last year at Clexacon but she was litterly quoting an article on a lesbian site called Autostraddle. Boycotting Shethority something Candice herself created for Woc while saying you support Candice Patton isn't really supporting her. It's just making it that much harder for a Black women in Hollywood to succeed. Plus why would Candice create Shethority with Caity if she thought Caity was disrespectful towords her or other Woc. Come on lets give Candice Patton more credit then that. She's a badass and she's proven with all the work she has done she's no push over.

Leonard Snart aka Captain Cold + Tumblr Text Posts, Other Legends

6389. Flash didn’t approve of Jinx and Kid flash’s relationship at first, because of her former villain status and fear of her breaking his nephews heart, but when Iris saw how much Wally cared for Jinx and she had a girls day with her, Flash started to approve more and more.

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