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I am so sorry for not putting ESTJ, ISTJ and ESTP, but there was only space for 12!!!!
You can always comment if you like any of those three with INTP.
Personally I don't think they will work out with INTP (as an INTP myself, I am not fond of people with those types that much....so)
MBTI TYPES AS SIBLINGS:
ESFJ: the favourite sibling who gets along with everyone
ISFJ: the quiet, generous one who let's you have their cupcakes
ESTJ: the one who tries to lead but everyone thinks of him as a joke
ISTJ: the sibling who you come to when you have a problem
ENFJ: Listens to all your problems and is there when you are having a hard time
INFJ: Knows everything about you, but you know nothing about what they do all day
ENTJ: The sibling who would kill you and also kill for you
INTJ: Is emotionally suppressed but is always stressed and looking out for you
ISFP: would watch movies with you and encourage your hobbies
ESFP: is fun to be around and speaks up for you when you can't
ISTP: just too cool
INTP: acts like they don't care but they care more than you would ever find out
ESTP: fights with you for fun
ENTP: is the sibling who would say "you are adopted you know?" just to mess up with your brain
ENFP: is a bundle of energy and joy, always trying to get you out of your shell
INFP: tries hard to have peace with you but becomes diabolical when messed with
16 personalities on Valentine's day:
ENFJ: outside the house of S.O/Crush and telling them they love them with a bunch of gifts
INFJ: shyly giving their S.O a poem they wrote about them
ISFJ: making home made goodies to give to their S.O and spending time with them
ESFJ: gives "I love you" cookies to random lonely looking strangers
ISFP: confessing to their crush with a backup plan to move to another country if they got rejected
INFP: celebrating the day by reading fan fiction on their favourite characters
ISTP: does not care, unless they do, then making their S.O's day by showing affection
ESTP: is celebrating Valentine's day everyday
ESTJ: finds out it's Valentine's day at late night when their S.O is mad at them
ENTJ: takes S.O on an elegant dinner and tries to be as nice as possible
ISTJ: sends a "happy Valentine's day" message to S.O hoping that's all they got to do
INTJ: "look at them. They're holding hands. I want them dead"
ESFP: a Valentine's day themed party that's open to everyone
ENFP: goes out on a roadtrip with S.O and does all the things they want
ENTP: refuses to take or give gifts to S.O by saying "Valentine's day is a capitalistic holiday that's celebrated so that multinational companies can make a ton of money out of people's love for eachother"
INTP: what do you mean by "Happy Valentine's day" are you saying today is St. Valentine's birthday? I told you I am not interested in theology----
An INTP view of life: part 2
ESFJ: how was school today?
INTP: the usual. I slept through 4 classes, aced the history quiz and skipped P.E by staying in library to "research"
ESFJ: ok, did you make any friends?
INTP: there was this girl in English class who thought my comment on the teacher was really funny.
ESFJ: So you made a friend!
INTP: no I offended her next minute by saying it was really amazing that she could decipher a joke like that.
ESFJ: You know what? You shouldn't try at all
INTP: that's what I keep saying!
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INFJ: If you look at him more closely it's clear he is in love.
INTP: But the face he is making isn't emotional enough. That's how I look when I wake up in the morning
INFJ: but then the girl told him he has to wait for her!
INTP: which is why he looks like he is in pain
INFJ: then we found out from the inner monologue that he never loved her.
INTP: he was just using her
INFJ: That is so...
INTP: interesting!
INFJ: I was gonna say sad, but ok.
INTP: maybe we are looking too much into it.
INFJ: overthinking is our job.
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ESFP: ....blah....blah....blah...I went to the room and saw him....blah....blah....no he said...I made dessert.....we laughed so hard.
INTP: hmmm... (what is she talking about?)
ESFP: then she started to complain about her best friend again...like girl if you don't like them don't be friends with them!
INTP: yeah (why I am I even here?)
ESFP: I can't believe he said that to me....that is so rude *cries*
INTP: (she didn't stick with the script, she is crying, what do I do?) There there...*pats ESFP*
ESFP: You are like my favourite person! You are such a great listener. Such a great friend!
INTP: Sure
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ISTJ: hey you need to clean the room.
INTP: I thought you were doing it.
ISTJ: we share a room. You have to clean your part.
INTP: well if it isn't your part of the room, you don't have to worry about it.
ISTJ: *triggered* but as humans we should keep our surroundings clean and neat.
INTP: are you a human?
ISTJ: yes.
INTP: How do you know? What if this is all a dream and you are just a butterfly that is imagining all these things. Maybe I am not real and just a figment of your imagination. What if you are in a coma and your brain is.....
ISTJ: I'll clean your side. If you just shut your mouth and don't open it again.
INTP: I can do that. Thanks.
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What is your ideal life?
ESTP: do every illegal thing there is without going to jail.....
ESFP: living the dream in Las Vegas...for free
ENTP: being a philosophy professor so I can debate all my life with my students and get paid for it
ENFP: do everything I ever want and not being called "weird" and "unrealistic"
ENFJ: have lots of friends with problems, so I can solve their problems.
ESFJ: live a happy life with my family,friends, significant other and kids
ESTJ: being able to shout at my incompetent subordinates without being called a menace
ENTJ: world domination
ISTP: live in an island with good internet connection
ISFP: being an appreciated artist
INTP: staying at home and not have responsibility for anything
INFP: being able to live out my life without thinking about all my embarrassing moments that replay in my head every night when I try to sleep....
INFJ: being able to turn down people when they ask for help all the time without feeling guilty
ISFJ: having lots of cats and world peace
ISTJ: a stable job and a stable family
INTJ: There is no ideal life here. My plan is to leave earth for a better planet.
ENTP: so now the extros are gone, you guys wanna do something?
ISFJ: Sure, what do you want to do?
ENTP: I was asking about what YOU want to do....anyways how about pizza?
ISFP: I like pizza.
ENTP: great, which one?
ISFP: whatever everyone else likes.
ENTP:....ok ISTJ, pizza?
ISTJ: I don't eat fast food.
ENTP: ok, we will get some salad. Um...INTP...where is INTP?
ISTP: they left when you were blinking.
ENTP:....
ISTP: just text me when you get the pizza.
ENTP: INFP, what do you like?
INFP: I was a feeling a little down, if you don't mind, its okay if you do mind, I don't um....I don't like Pizza at all....you guys can eat I will just....sleep or something.
ENTP: You know right we can order something else for you?
INFP: I don't want to seem like an inconvenience
ENTP:.....you are so not... Ok INTJ what about you?
INTJ: .....
ENTP: .....
INTJ: .....
ENTP: ..... is he dead...?
INFJ: just order anything you want, we don't complain even if we have a problem.
ENTP: alright.....you guys are being very easygoing.
I mean.. yeah. Idk why they haven’t shown up yet honestly. I’m an INFP btw🫧
Yes.
Oh wow. I didn’t post this here? Part 1 of a conversation with the Sentinels.
Some parts, I like the colouring. Other parts, I don’t.
I am so cruel to you in this story, beautiful.
ENTP never fails to speak his mind, but his honesty is why he’s admired rather than mocked.