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*whips my head around so my very large and tacky dangly earrings slap you in the face, cutting you off mid-sentence* anyways,

hey anyone know if this little red dude hanging out to the left of the moon is mars??? or something else???

tony u turd

[Tony unconsciously licked his finger to wipe some dirt off Peter’s face]

Peter: [winces] Mr. Stark? What are you doing?

Tony: Did I just…

Tony: [gasps] Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.

Tony: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.

Tony: I did not see this coming.

i’m screaming

horses are terrible. they’re buff and smoove and i hate looking at and seeing them