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Wait… @the-adhd-sorcerer is your dad homophobic??? If so I may need to… well I can’t say “straighten” him out because if he is homophobic he is toxically straight… and I can’t say “deal with him” because that sounds like I’m going to murder him (if he ever threatened your life I would tho, not even up to debate)… and I certainly can’t say that I’ll convert him because conversion therapy is BAD… I guess the best way to say it would be “work it out”… but if they hate gay people I’m probably not going to be very peaceful with my negotiations… either way the only way anyone can separate me from you is by forcefully changing my expiration date

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