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My thoughts exactly, hence why my expression immediately goes like 🤨🤨🤨 whenever ppl say that my ship is weird because "they didn't even interact" or "they canonically hate each other"

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

But every cliche hits harder when it's enemies to lovers tho.

Friends to lovers, "The view is beautiful" *not looking at the view* "Yes it is." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

But that in enemies to lovers- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

The *grabs hand* "we need to run!" Close proximity with your nemesis? Sign me up

Hiding in small spaces? Uhhh, yesss!!

The hand on the mouth because their making too much noise? Hmm, good stuff.

Making it enemies to lovers just adds so much internal tension, I'll always stan

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Okay, so most heroes and villians are treated like celebrities in their worlds right? With fandoms and media coverage and everything? So, whyyy isn't it used more in their ships? The opportunities are close to endless.

Being a popular presence in each other's identity conspiracy boards.

Fighting each other's fans online cause 'they suck, why do you like them. I totally don't get it.'

Getting jealous because they're articles about them fighting other heroes/villains.

Dating scandals. Dating scandals. Dating scandals.

How do they respond to their in world shippers?

The heroes being horrified cause their 'I may respect their noble goal but I still oppose everything they stand for' speech came out a little thirstier then they wanted. And the villian being absolutely over the sun about it.

aNd so so much more

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I see your 'Hero breaks the villain out of jail cause they miss them.' and I raise you, 'But it's nowhere near the first time. There aren't even any heroes anymore cause they're both wanted supervillains. Each of them would have achieved world domination ten times over by now if they didn't keep foiling each other's plans. The prison doesn't even install cameras or security anymore because the insurance company has added a will not refund for damages incurred during a hero-villiain roleplay clause to their terms. Just two idiot maniacs fighting and insulting thier way through supervillainy and giving the city hell'

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Not like other girls but it's a villain, not as in a nlog is a villain (also good) but a 'not like other Villains', and not as in secretly a good guy, but in a 'absolutely bad, but very ardent in making sure they're not bad in a cliche way and going hilariously wrong' way

"What? Did you think I'll be in full black or something? Geez." *Said while wearing whiter than white clothing, jacket, shoes and goggles and sipping milk out of a clear glass (hero has to assume it's heavily spiked)*

"Did you seriously think that'd work, that you'd just get me rambling that easily, do you think I'm stupid, you have no idea, this time in 07, no 06, someone tried the same blah bhlah blah." *Hero smiles knowingly and continues to climb the rope as the villain turns back*

"Now I'd tell you all about my plan but that'd be stupid."

"I won't tell you anything... except that it has the nuclear fission model that won me this" *giddily holding up a certificate saying evil scientists visionary award*

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When the villain has been quite for days, Hero breaks into the villains lair to find their plans, they expected it to be hard, but hard as in boobie traps, but what they saw was much, much worse. Truth was the villain is... The villain is a... Massive slob. Slob as in literal piles of hoarded items all around.

"Well, truth is I was drawing up a plan for a takeover, but I kind of, just... Forgot were I put them, And I don't really have the best memory, so... I just remember it involves massive lab grown penguins... And I may or may not have already placed an order."

"Do you remember literally anything else!"

"let me think... Hmm... Naw, I got nothing. And I don't appreciate how judgemental you're being."

"Finders keepers bitch!!" "May as well if I can get a clean house out of it."

*shoving a giant box filled with candy wrappers in the garbage bag.* "You can't seriously be living like this."

*scrunching their nose at like 10 giant bags of dog food* "You know, I was considering switching to your side, but now I don't think I can't trust someone who lives like this."

*about the giant stack of teddies all with various villainous accesories* "The state of your house is literally making me more anxious than the giant penguins that could be loose in the city right now."

I will absolutely inhale any piece of media containing, my beloved, 'Two same-gender people, likely a mean girl and good girl are initially presented as romantic rivals for the most average boy you'll ever meet, but turns out they were just really gay aNd dumb all along.' it just has so hard 'fuck men, who even needs em anyway' it gives me life.

aNd And, when the mean girl (or boy) AGGRESSIVELY tries to deny her own gayness by trying to convince herself she just has feelings for the boy, and just fails so so bad. Like her internel monologue is just 264996 things I hate about you and then proceeding to simp plus extra for the girl and then telling herself she's into the boy. It's a high and I'll chase it all my life

+ if the boy's and adorable himbo jock and thinks they're into him. The second hand embarassment!! 😂. Tbh works if he's an ass too but flipped on its heed, the absolute joy of watching him embarrass him.

I can read 37926 books with the exact same plot.

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Too many of my favourite tropes are just popular trope x exact opposite, but, cocky Villains are great but, but villains with chaotic energy and filled with self doubt + self-deprecating humour. I dunno could be really good.

" That really should NOT have worked."

*wide eyed and nodding head excessively* "Yup, yup definitely should not have, yup, but uh, it did, and ah, I don't know what to do now, you see I thought I'd be blown to bird food by now. But I can't ever have what I want can I?"

*awkwardly* "oh, ah, I see, umm, are you okay?... Buddy?"

*loud explosion* *wipes black dust out of face with a deadpan* "And of freakin cause my dear experiment literally blows up in my face. Of freakin cause"

"Why *Straight up bawling* can't anything ever go according to plan." *More whining noises*

"Why does the universe hate me!!"

Just pure cartoonish tomfoolery (bonus points if hero is kalm™ and they fit one of them is on a leash cause they can't be trusted couple trope)

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Hero and villain are enemies but somehow end up co-parenting an angry gay youth (yes, I'm self inserting okay) who was a struggling street kid or smth (bonus points if they're also less than a decade older)

"Greetings, parental figure. This billionaire d*ck" "Language. " " is evading taxes and illegally dumping toxic waste. Do ya mind, you know stabbing him."

"..."

"... a little?" "I guess I could do that."

"Villain, you are ruining our child! How could you teach them that!"

"Urgh,‌ what's with the stick up your—"

"Language."

"Language! And I mean that it's ineffective as it doesn't solve the problem. I got this bro, I'm already documenting all his actions to conclusively prove his misconduct to the government." *Teenager raises eyebrow* "... And than maybe throw him in a crowded public sqare without protection. "

"Woahahha! I didn't know you could be so cool. Also, we are absolutely not in anyway Bros. Do not call me that again. Ever."

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The best kind of pairing there is knife wife and mean pretty boy (gender neutral) who gets both scared and aroused with a knife under his chin.

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Can more authors balantly self insert themselves into the side characters who constantly voice their shipping feels at the most inappropriate moments that's just good stuff. Like

"I hate you!" "I hate you more!!" *appearing uncomfortably close to their faces from God knows where* "Now kiss."

Two same gender people *glaring intensely at each other* "that's gay babes"

A *compliments B* "I ship it bitches!"

Just top tier comedy. Love.

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My basic bitch trait is I'll always flip a table for the painfully cliche enemies to lovers trope of calling the other sweetheart or love or darling or shit derogatory at the start and both getting used to it and it slowly becoming affectionate.

AND, when they fight when they fight they don't call them that at all instead of it being condescending again because their relationship has fundamentally changed to the point of no return. AND and if their partner feels the absence and misses it so deeply realising the effed up. I will ascend to a higher plane bitch

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Hero gets a hold of villains blueprints/plans. BUT the hero is a huge nerd and the villains plan is full of mistakes.

"Are you kidding me?! The estimation of *scientific jargon* is so *scientific jargon* it's gonna vapourise... But, but if we change this variable then *scientific jargon* it can work— I mean not, I uh mean ah your plan is correct. You should ah totally go through with it.

Hero x Villain mean girls au where citizens have a to wear villains colour one day of the week as show of allegiance. Wearing any other colour that is an offense that is punished greatly. A resistance movement grows where people wear the hero's colour on that day.

The hero has been kidnapped by the villain. Problem is instead of being afraid, the nerdy hero is just really excited by the shiny gadgets around villains lab. Now, the villain has to jump around trying to catch the hero while hero keeps evading them and pointing at objects asking about what evil scheme they'll use them for. (So far they pointed at two death rays, a particle accelerator, a pencil sharpener and others)

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One day hero walks in and completely gives up. They just don't care anymore. What's the point of stopping the villain today is if they'll have to do it again tomorrow.

The villain now has wrap their head around this fact and after (struggling with it) ask hero out on a road trip of self discovery because "it's no fun without them' *whiny voice* that escalates into bonding experiences and unsolicited character growth

I NEED more Hero x villain ships where the dynamic just straight up flips midway through.

The villain being all flirty and teasing at the start, but then they start caring bout the hero and everything they say affects them and so they try to withdraw. But, but. The hero also got comfortable with and let loose, joke , flirt, everything. And the villain doesn't know how to deal and so get fumbley and angry trying to shut it down.

"Ooo, scary. What if I don't, huh?" The hero pouted, " You're to gonna make me?"

"Shut up." The villain growled.

Hero hit their shoulder. "Come on. You used to be fun."

The villain bit their lip and turned to them, "I said. Shut. Up."

i LOVE a last chance moment honestly. The hero being done with trying to see the goodness in the villian, but not quite. Just stand up to them almost overwhelmed with emotion but holding strong and go " I am done with you, trying to understand you, trying to sway you, all of it, it's your choice now. You can recognise you've done terrible things and decide to do better, you can shake my hand and fight beside me or you can go on with whatever delusions you use to cope, we can keep fighting and this time I swear, " look up at villian defiantly and say " I'll fight to fuking obliterate you. I won't let you hurt any more people either way. "

Both options are peak good content. If they accept it great! But, hear me out, refusing it. The HuRT. next time they fight the villian only then realises how serious Hero was. Everytime they see hero again they can feel hero hardening. Going 'home' every time and they think back to it and imagine every thing that could've happened.

They Regret it but refuse to recognise it for fear of having to face how hard they messed up. and. AND, One day they chin up and face that That. That was exactly what they did when they were given the choice, refuse to face the problem. They aren't going to do that anymore. They are taking that chance now. They are fighting for that chance now.

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But when the A goes "I don't like B" and everyone thinks it's cause b is supervillain, casually kills/torturers people or whatever but A explains its because *very minor flaw*

Like, "They say pecan as p-can, I just can't get behind that"

It's just gold.

A concerning amount are just the reverse of other popular tropes but-

Grumpy x sunshine but the grumpy's smol and sunshine tol. It's just gold

Grumpy's all pissed and got their hands crossed and sunshine just... Picks them up. And carries them on their side like a clutch. And their like 😡💢 put me down!! And they coo at them like awww! how adorable.

Their enemies and grumpy gets all in their face trying to threaten em a n d sunshine pets. their. head. I'm 😭

This blog is now apparently dedicated to enemies to lovers connoisseur-ing. I mean I'm not complaining but still

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We all love our cocky suave flirty villians and our goofy rambly crack energy hero who basically runs on caffeine and sass, hasn't slept in 72hours because 'the latex clad chipmunk can't take a fucking break from trying to fucking take over the world'

But also consider— the opposite.

The hero who keeps flirting with the villian and teasing them and pushing their buttons and only realising after they go too far and the villians face darkens and they go oh shit

The villian tries to blow up a restaurant cause they said you too when the waitress there said enjoy your meal once and now it's the only way to escape the embarassment

— "How the fuck did you survive that!"

" Can't a guy destroy the city in peace around here!"

Enemies to lovers things that make me go ahHh— Angst edition promt

After being vulnerable with each other and revealing their deep secrets, something brings them back on opposite sides and they're fighting (combat optional but preferred) and the villian's so frustrated that they're fighting when they don't want to but because they have issues™ they react by trying to hurt hero more than them, pushing them farther and farther making them angrier, until they say that one thing and the hero stops and then their face visibly crumbles, looking shaken and hurt and betrayed, BETRAYED. And because the villian sucks they feel satisfied for a sec before it truly settles and they realise what they did and immediately start to regret it but it's too late the hero saw them be pleased. It's already over for the hero.

You know the gruff cold grey character vigorously denying their feelings (for their nemesis) is funny but also consider them immediately accepting them a la " guess this is my life now" and doing a complete 180 followed by the immediate surprise of anyone who ever knew them

"Hey, you look lovely today, here I got you your favourite drink." *Wierd smile* *suspicious* "is there poison in it?"

*simping in the meeting* "That's a really good plan, you're so smart haha" everyone :0 " Do you have a fever?"

"why do you care so much anyway!" *nursing their wound* *intense* " love/petname, of course I care, I love you. Now tell me who did this to you. *shocked in 12 languages and 3 dimensioms*

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The pushing them away was designed to be such a can't go wrong with it trope it's honestly impressive how wrong twilight managed to go with it.

The 'im afraid whatever I can give them is just a cheap imitation of love and they deserve so much better than that' SLAps

The 'my entire life is walking on eggshells and they should get to live their lives to the fullest'

The screaming confessions in the rain like 'if you really love me you should know that being with you is what I want and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to do that,' ahHh

It's meant to show how deeply they care about each other and how much they're willing to sacrifice for each other but Hollywood really went no, commitment issues haha

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Is there a name for what I call the,, really? Them?,, Trope wherein the crusher realises their feelings and is in absolute disbelief over it because... It's them! That really stupid person! The one that always smiles like an idiot and trip on their own feet/ are cold as ice,

Everything is top tier

The 'ha! what a dumb bitch, But I love them' looks, top tier

The, 'youre ugly when you cry' (adoring) chefs kiss

The constant absolute roasts

The pining

THE PININg

to make this even funnier, when i looked up “care bears grumpy” and “care bears funshine” on google the first results on both of them were literally “grumpy x funshine”

i found a very sparse amount of fanart with them that was genuinely pretty damn cute.

Most literal example on display. Love wins

whenever i look through stuff about shipping dynamics and someone mentions “the grumpy and sunshine” dynamic I legit cant think of anything else but the fuckin names of those two care bears

seriously i literally cant avoid it

whenever i look through stuff about shipping dynamics and someone mentions “the grumpy and sunshine” dynamic I legit cant think of anything else but the fuckin names of those two care bears

seriously i literally cant avoid it

My favorite dynamics firstly include lovers to friends except the relationship is stronger and or friendly and does not come in the way of any relationships they have after (points if they're aspec).

Secondly, people who decide to raise children together platonically biological, adopted, or so and so (points again if they have separate lives that do not interfere with each other, spend literally every waking moment together, or live the world's best and ideal romantic and sexual relationship would seem but aren't romantically involved).

Thirdly, "I have a car." "Cool, I've been wanting to leave this place since the moment I breathed the air here want to hop in and ditch?" "Yeah that works." (It's leaving home for bigger and better things, that's it).

Mmmmm it’s starting to grow on me.

Never been a fan of Goldric but this is really starting to get to me.

Just a girl boss and her two dumbasses.

Same vibes as Sashannarcy tbh

I’ll think it over

Ngl I didn't rlly like goldric at first but your edhuntlow... it makes so much sense... my frontal love has developed

ME TOO!! I didn't like Huntric/Goldric originally because I met a lot of shippers that argued with and made fun of me so I had a sort of bad association with that pairing (alongside just liking Huntlow a lot more in general), but then I was like Wait What If They All Kissed