Tarantula Rp - Blog Posts

talking-tarantula

4 months ago

Well, it's still better than being called a "web puppy" in my opinion... 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😇🙂🥺🥹🤨😳😉😌☺️💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

sherlock....i don't think people mean eat you like that

Then how do they mean it?

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humans are weird mating sherlock roleplay web puppy tarantula rp did you know there's a major diffrence between spiders and tarantula??? i can still bite you! what are you doing on christmas sherlock?

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talking-tarantula

5 months ago

I know, but at least I can get away with canabalism without being put in prison! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍💯🤭😂🤣😁☺️😳😉😋🥳👀👉🏻👈🏻

I just cut my dick off, and it's bleeding a lot... What do I do, doctor?

Uh, cauterize it?

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spider sherlock roleplay tarantula rp ha! can't put a spider in prison for canabalism! >:D spiders rock! unfortunately I can still be eaten... spider life is good life i want some roaches! i need some get me some! and i want those roaches seasoned please :3

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talking-tarantula

5 months ago

Can I use that for roaches as well? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🤭😂🤣😅😁☺️😳😉😋🥳👀👉🏻👈🏻

Tumblr seems to do targeted advertisements now. Or maybe that was just a coincidence that they are providing an ad for meat seasoning right after I posted about a cannibal seasoning their meat of choice. "The taste their meat craves" They even got the garlic I just talked about. Very fitting. Meat seasoning for cannibals. How neat. At least we now know the perfect christmas present for any cannibalistic friend you have.