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My Personal Ranking of Primarchcest ships

(Fav - least fav)

Guilliman x Angron - Pure Hate fucking. No real kink, barely any after care. The only foreplay is an argument, or more often than not, it's just Angron trying to shut Guilliman up when he rambles about taxes

Magnus x Jagathai - In my opinion, the most wholesome of all the ships. Like they might get a bit freaky in the bedroom here and there but usually no more than light bdsm if that. They love being flirty and just being around each other. Magnus reads to Jagathai while the Khan works on his bikes

Fulgrim x Ferrus - A classic, the ship that got me into shipping the primarchs. Literally femboy x Muscle Daddy. Fulgrim has every kink and fetish under the sun, and Ferrus indulges him because he loves to make his brother happy. They also love going out on dates and being cute together.

Horus x Sanguinius - I know I'm gonna catch heat for this one. Sorry, @moociaoafterdark . It's not my least favourite, but I gotta admit it's like a good in-between of Fulgrim x Ferrus and Magnus x Jagathai. You have the wholesome playful interactions with a bit more spice than Magnuthai. Like Horusang aren't trying everything in Fulgrims playroom, but they are definitely in a sadist x masochist relationship.

Dorn x Perturabo: . I wanna say hate fucking but like it's only that for Perturabo and even then sometimes. They're both their own brand of autism and they'll get on each other's nerves, but honestly, as a couple They're pretty "solid".

Konrad x Vulkan: Honestly? This is like the last ship I'll actually push for. Even then, I'm on the fence. I think these two are a wombo combo of Angron x Guilliman and Sanguinius x Horus. Like Vulkan being a pure masochist who regeneration from anything x Sadistic horrific Konrad who's constantly coming up with more torture methods to use on Vulkan. Vulkan is more than willing to take the pain if it means curbing some of Konrad's more vile urges.

Alright, these next two ships are honourable mentions. I could take or leave them. I don't really ship SHIP them, but I think their relationships would be funny:

The Lion x The Twins- Both Legions and primarchs have their secrets and play things close to the chest. I can totally see El Johnson treating his relationship with the twins as his dirty little secret. He would also be one of the only people to know their are two, not one. You also get to throw in some Twincest free of charge.

Leman x Corax - I'm mainly doing this one for two reasons Loud bombastic jock x quiet sulky goth/emo and reason two is the relationship between Corvids and Wolves. It's one of the most iconic symbiotic relationships in the wild. I don't really have more than this.

Finally, you're no doubt to notice I've left 2 out(no, not the missing 2). Well, for them, I have my own personal headcannons.

Lorgar- Huge fuckin simp for Emps but is kinda heart broken when he finds out he can't fuck God. So he goes to whichever of the couples will have him for a threesome sometimes. He's almost as kinky as Fulgrim but is unabashedly the most deviant of all the brothers. Sometimes Leman obliged and cucks Lorgar while spitting on him. Sometimes Horus and Sanguinius need a whiny subby blood bank. Lorgar is just a massive pervert.

Finally the best for last! My fav primarch: Mortarion!!! - so I put this in the tags of my last post. I totally see morty as Ace, especially Aro/Ace, but he's not sex adverse. In fact, he loves masterbating and has a few kinks that would make Fulgrim blush. He's truly oblivious to his brother's relationships, but he loves to get behind closed doors and not shower for weeks while working it to his own rancid smell. He might torture some serfs with his smell while forces them to eat him out. (What? You thought Sanguinius was the only Trans masc?)

This is what inspired the script above.

Emps after finding out the Primarchs are doing the hanky panky:

The Emperor knows

(This story is interchangeable, but I'm using the female Primarchs from the Femmarch au)

*The Scene: The Emperor has called his daughters to an impromptu private council. None of the sisters know why, but it's pretty clear how serious this is*

Emps: Listen, im going to make this clear and concise. *he narrows his eyes and scans over his daughters* I know.

Horus: Know what, father?

Emps: Don't Bullshit me! I KNOW...

*All the sisters begin looking around awkwardly at each other or shamefully away from each other*

Emps: It was brought to my attention, and while truthfully, I couldn't care less what escapades each of you get up to in your own time. If these activities were to come to light, it would set the wrong example for our Imperium. So, if all of your "relations" are to continue, ensure they are kept quiet.

Fulgrim: *evil smile* That means you two. *she points to Guilliman and Angron*

Angron :What do you mean, us!?!

*Angron raging and nearly leaps across the table at her sadistic sister. Guilliman holds her back*

Fulgrim:*laughs* Oh, come on! Last night, I swear all of Terra could hear you two from orbit.

* Both Guilliman and Angron sit back, blushing ashamed*

Khan: You're one to speak Phoenician. You and Ferrus are practically inside one another any chance you get.

Fulgrim: Ahh, just like you and dear Magnus when you lock yourselves in the library for "Special Research"

Sanguinius: Alright, I think we've all had our fun. Now--

Fulgrim: I don't wanna hear any lectures from you! We all know who actually holds Horus' leash.

*Sanguinius sits back down flustered. Horus leans over, trying to comfort her*

Emps: Alright, Enough! As I said, I was made aware of all your escapades. This means I DO NOT want to HEAR NOR SEE anything outside of your private chambers. Do I make myself clear?

*All the primarchs nod in acknowledgement, except Mortarion*

Mortarion: *confused* Wait. You're all fucking?

---*End scene*---

(This is basically my scripting process when I make comics)

The Emperor knows

(This story is interchangeable, but I'm using the female Primarchs from the Femmarch au)

*The Scene: The Emperor has called his daughters to an impromptu private council. None of the sisters know why, but it's pretty clear how serious this is*

Emps: Listen, im going to make this clear and concise. *he narrows his eyes and scans over his daughters* I know.

Horus: Know what, father?

Emps: Don't Bullshit me! I KNOW...

*All the sisters begin looking around awkwardly at each other or shamefully away from each other*

Emps: It was brought to my attention, and while truthfully, I couldn't care less what escapades each of you get up to in your own time. If these activities were to come to light, it would set the wrong example for our Imperium. So, if all of your "relations" are to continue, ensure they are kept quiet.

Fulgrim: *evil smile* That means you two. *she points to Guilliman and Angron*

Angron :What do you mean, us!?!

*Angron raging and nearly leaps across the table at her sadistic sister. Guilliman holds her back*

Fulgrim:*laughs* Oh, come on! Last night, I swear all of Terra could hear you two from orbit.

* Both Guilliman and Angron sit back, blushing ashamed*

Khan: You're one to speak Phoenician. You and Ferrus are practically inside one another any chance you get.

Fulgrim: Ahh, just like you and dear Magnus when you lock yourselves in the library for "Special Research"

Sanguinius: Alright, I think we've all had our fun. Now--

Fulgrim: I don't wanna hear any lectures from you! We all know who actually holds Horus' leash.

*Sanguinius sits back down flustered. Horus leans over, trying to comfort her*

Emps: Alright, Enough! As I said, I was made aware of all your escapades. This means I DO NOT want to HEAR NOR SEE anything outside of your private chambers. Do I make myself clear?

*All the primarchs nod in acknowledgement, except Mortarion*

Mortarion: *confused* Wait. You're all fucking?

---*End scene*---

(This is basically my scripting process when I make comics)

Juno (Fem Guilliman) The Fem Primarch of the UltraMOOrines is dominated by her dear sister, Atlantia (fem Angron) Lioness of Khorne.

Don't you love when ur stress toy is regenerative. Don't mind the tears. She asked for it.

So I don't know why, or how, but I got my toxic yuri wires crossed! So here have the crossover/mix up au that is the Ochako Heresy

🦋[ TW: Inc*st/gr**ming mention: Does any other proship-selfshipper make their selfships incestual or age gapped cause of trauma?? I do that, where ill make my self insert the child of an f/o or the sibling to one and ship them, or my self insert will be way younger than the f/o, cause my family treated me really sexually and i got groomed a few times. I used to be terrified of telling my closest friend abt that but now i just dont care, and they dont either, but im kinda curious if anyone else following me does that?? Like i genuinely get so repulsed by the idea of it happening irl and i hated it sm when it happened to me irl but thinking about it fictionally helps me cope w/ it?? And honestly at this point i kinda need some reasurance for it, since i cant tell if i should feel bad for it lmao. Ily guys tho, sorry! Take care, lovelies <3 ]🦋

jul bc i’m thinking of miya twins x reader sandwich again but maybe wif a bit of tweencest 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 like u begging them to kiss for u and it’s reluctant but they end up liking it 🥺 and then they have their way with u huhu

hnng HNGGG hnGG 🤪🤪🤪

☀︎ MINORS DNI 18+ ONLY — miyacest, twincest, incest (HNNNGGGG), double penetration, anal, overall nasty shit 🤧

“y-ya want us to what?”

“we’re already both balls deep inside of you and—fuck—that’s what you’re thinkin’ about?”

both twins immediately still inside of you, their breathing heavy and chests heaving from exertion. you could feel their sweat trickling down your body on both sides, making you shiver in delight at how they’re still hard and throbbing inside of you.

why? cause most cocks would instantly soften at the thought of kissing their own twin, their own blood and flesh. but these two? they’re still as hard as ever, thick and twitching.

you always knew these two were wild, but just how far would they indulge your deep and dark fantasy? you hoped they would.

“pretty please?” you pout at them, turning your head to the side until you can see both of their handsome and identical faces scrunched up in an incredulous expression.

“if you do it, i’ll let both of you fuck me in the same hole,” you proposition them, making a show of clenching and unclenching your stuffed pussy around their dicks with a loud moan, causing them to gasp and curse—atsumu groaning as he bumps his forehead on your shoulder and osamu leaning on the headboard with his eyes closed.

“yup...i’ve seen both of your search histories, and they never lie.”

you didn’t know it was possible, but their bodies stiffened even more. it’s true that the brothers share fantasies of fucking you in the same hole—mouth, pussy, ass, wherever you can take both of them. they just didn’t expect that it would be at the cost of them kissing.

atsumu and osamu stare at each other for what feels like millions of years before they sigh heavily, their intense gazes never wavering as both of them loosen their resolve.

“fuck it.”

when you blink, you catch their plump lips meeting in a messy kiss, their tongues clashing and strings of saliva mixing with each other’s. you’re squished between them even more, all the muscled ridges and planes of their bodies shaping your softer and more rounded one.

they both groan into each other’s mouths, eyes closed as they nip and lick at their lips. your eyes are wide and shocked, watching the two brothers make out with each other like how they do with you, like it’s not their first time doing this.

they suddenly remember that you’re there, pussy quivering and fluttering around their twitching cocks. there’s a pit in your stomach that’s stirring and clenching, so fucking turned on at watching atsumu and osamu make out with a passion that rivals yours.

their hips start moving again, loud squelches filling the stuffy room, along with the wet clicks of their mouths meeting. the twins keep moving their heads, finding the angle that best suits them as they both fuck into you at the same time.

your cries are broken and loud, whimpers spurring them on as they both spear you on their cocks at a pace that’s harder and faster than before.

the relief that fills your body at your request being granted is not as big as the relief that floods the twins’ chests. their sighs against each other’s lips are both pleasured and relieved, small smiles gracing the corners of their mouth as their foreheads press together, the other twin swallowing the other’s groans and curses.

if you only knew how long both atsumu and osamu wanted to show you their brotherly love in a much more passionate and carnal way...because after all, it’s always been the two of them against the world, against each other’s bodies, until you came along to fill the missing piece of their love.

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The author of "Flowey Is Not A Good Life Coach" made a Fontc*st fic. Please do not support them and help me spread the information.