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Wgi2019 - Blog Posts
Me realizing I’m going to be a Vet in a few weeks
I’m terribly afraid
“Put your butts down, we don’t need no Hoes in our show!”
-The choreographer
I saw someone do a whip nae-nae under a five.
They have an addiction to flirting with death
The JV: Huddled outside the gym waiting quietly for the cheer team to finish
Guardmate: Accidentally knocks over metal water bottle creating noise
Director:(instinctively) I will kill you
Me: Can I barrow your glove?
Older Friend: Sure, but she’s a little smelly
(puts on glove)
Me: HOE DAMN THIS IS NOT A LITTLE SMELLY! GONNA KNOCK A BITCH OUT WITH THIS FOUL SCENT OF DEATH!!!
Just Guard Things
No matter how short your nails are, one will always be broken
Just Guard Things
Having an abnormally larger right arm
A Varsity at JV Captain: What’s going to be your first order of business with your JV team?
JV Captain: Helmet, every last one of them are getting helmets.
