Callisto Blinked. Of All The Things He Could’ve Done… Well, That Explanation Was Unexpected, To Say

Callisto pushed their glasses back up. Frankly, this monster both looked and smelled absolutely disgusting. But he had a kind smile, and he was offering food. Their stomach growled audibly, and they felt their face heat up with embarrassment. They kept their journal clutched close to their chest, and shifted uncomfortably on their feet.

“Food sounds nice,” They tried a sheepish smile. “I mean, I don’t really know what you have, but... Anything sounds good to me.” Three Crab Apples a day for the last couple of days hadn’t been the most pleasant decision Callisto had made on their journey, but rationing food so they could get further was what was most important. Going a day without eating wouldn’t be good for their body or their morale.

The kid took comfort in the fact that Burgerpants looked just as nervous as they felt.

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Burgerpant’s already drooping eyes squinted, and he inhaled a heavy puff of smoke before exhaling in the direction opposite of the child. He smelled absolutely rank, and looked as disheveled as anyone could guess with just one whiff of the guy. 

Sympathy unfurled on his expression; Callisto looked to be in an even worse state than him, if possible. Hell, it was an almost impressive feat, but it only increased his pity for the poor kid. Which he really didn’t want to bother with while on his break. Or ever.

“Damnit…” His conscious won over and after a muttered curse Burgerpants crouched down to eye level with them. “You look horrible. And that’s something comin’ from a guy like me.” In an attempt to be friendly he flashed an awkward smile, revealing his yellowed teeth. “Uh…”

He stood, scratching the back of his neck. His dingy orange fur bristled and he sighed. Damn his conscious; someday he was going to be fired for trying to be a nice guy, he just knew it. 

“If you really need some grub, little buddy, I might be able to um…sneak you some food. Gotta be careful so my boss doesn’t catch me, but you look like you could use some burgers or something. Yeah. Um…So you want anything?”

                                           Strike me down?                                            I’ll get up again.                                                                             I am not invincible,                                                                             but I won’t give up either.

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Fluffy OTP starters!

A fort for cuddling: Our muses build a blanket fort together! With balloons, lights, and various pillows… they relax within together and cuddle to their hearts content.

I’ll catch you when you fall: Our muses go ice-skating together! One muse, however, is a little too wobbly and falls over… but the other muse catches them within their arms just in time.

A picnic in the park: Our muses have a picnic by a pond together! Spring is arriving, which means flowers are blooming and it’s the perfect weather to relax outdoors together. They could even feed the ducks together!

My inner thoughts of you: Our muses both sit down and write love letters to each other. They then exchange them to see what’s deep within the others heart!

Out in the water: Our muses decide to do something romantic, and one of them suggests they take a moonlight canoe ride together! There’s nothing more romantic than being under the stars alone with the one you love.

Our childish side: Our muses decide to be a little childish and take a trip to the park together! Together, they sit on the swings and push each other… they could even climb the monkey bars, slide down slides, or play a fun game of tag. Adults can let loose and have fun, too!

Splish splash: Our muses decide to have a little fun in the water on a hot day! Whether it’s going to the beach together, swimming in a pool, or running around in sprinklers in their backyard… they have lots of fun in the sun together.

Rub a dub dub, otp in the tub: Our muses decide to bathe together! A shower or a sweet bubble bath… it’s your choice! They could cuddle, splash water on each other, chat, make beards/hats out of bubbles, or something more! The point is, they’re bonding and relaxing together and simply enjoying each others presence. 

Let’s play a game: Our muses play a game together! They could cheat, fuss about how they’re losing, or just have good ol’ fun together! Board games like twister or monopoly… or even video games like streetfighter! Why spend time outdoors when you can have fun inside too?

Warm with you: Our muses cuddle by a fire with a big fluffy blanket on a rainy night. They could drink warm tea, discuss their feelings or future plans, or even read a nice book together. 

Let’s bake: Our muses bake together! Whether they do this seriously or not is up to you. They could either succeed and bake the perfect cake together, or they could get distracted by throwing flour at each other and burn it! Good thing you have smoke alarms installed.

I’m a princess, you’re a prince: Our muses play pretend! Sure, they might be adults… but who cares? They could dress in costumes, make roles, build fake castles and forts out of pillows… go wild!

A trip to the mall: Our muses go to the mall together! In a place like this, there are various things to together.They could try on clothes, eat at food stands, ride the carousel together, or even do something crazy like visit a mall salon and dye their hair a crazy together!

A song for you: Our muses go to a karaoke bar together! Paying to have a private booth together, they could sing and dedicate romantic songs together and drink some alcohol! It doesn’t matter if they can’t sing… it’s the thought that counts! They could even get a little crazier with the song choices as the alcohol slowly starts taking effect. Is eye of the tiger romantic?

A ride in the rain: Our muses take a romantic bike ride in the rain! Sure you might get sick afterwards, but at least you can cuddle inside together, have  warm drink and nurse each other back to good health! It’d be a good memory, too.

Romantic setting: Our muses watch the sunset together! What’s more to say? Push each other into a nearby river if it makes it more fun.

Lipstick, polish and ribbons: Our muses to each others hair, makeup, and nails! Is the muse a boy or girl who hates girls thing? Who cares. Do it anyway. And if they do enjoy it, then it gives you more of a reason to do it! The makeup doesn’t have to be perfect, either… you could even give them an outrageous look if you’d like!

Close your eyes and come close: Our muses watch a scary movie together - at home or the movie theater is your choice! One could be scared and grab the other for comfort… or they could both be scared and both cling for comfort! Either way, it’d be a lovely way to bond and get your pants scared off!

Fair: Our muses go to the fair! They could get cotton candy, get scared or sick on rides together, and eat various deep fried treats! One could even win the other that big stuffed animal they want but just can’t win because they SUCK at games. Win them the giant rainbow unicorn - they deserve it.

Let’s run away together: Our muses decide to take a little romantic getaway - you choose the place! Italy, Paris, Greece… there’s many lovely places to go with you and your lover to see new sights, try new food, and even rent a little hotel room. For, you know, activities.

Open the window: One muse decides to play romeo and throw rocks at the others window! They’ll even get  boombox and hold it above their head to get their attention. Whether the other muse finds this annoying, creepy, or romantic is up to you.

A tune for you: One muse writes a song for the other and decides to play it! It could be totally amazing, or totally… just, awful… please, stop singing. But the gesture in itself is sweet! So you won’t say anything if it sucks.

A dream come true: One muse surprises the other with something they’ve always wanted! It could be a puppy, a car, that oh-so-fabulous top they always wanted… or even something more special like a piece of jewelry, tickets to their favorite game/country, or a proposal! Whatever they want, you got it. Unless its a billion dollars, then maybe not.

HEY! New Frisk blog here.

Mind reblogging this if you’re interested in RPing with me? Both canon characters and OC’s welcome, thank you!

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