A Day In The Life Of A Green Witch.

a day in the life of a green witch.

to honor nature and use it in our crafts.

it shows in the way we hang our herbs to the flowers strewn about our home. it's in everything we touch, and everything we see.

we respect nature, and the earth thanks us for it.

Divination

Tarot cards: you’re fucked. You’re life is fucked. Your whole family is fucked. Your great grandchildren will feel the consequences of your absolute stupidity.

Me: ummm… rude?

Pendulum: what’s up?

Me: so, is this thing gonna happen?

Pendulum: hell yeah!

Me: are you sure?

Pendulum: No way, my dude ;)

Me: is it gonna happen or not?

Pendulum: idk

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Runes: you will embark on a quest. You must begin packing supplies. Stock up on fur coats and hiking boots. Crackling fires and woodlands await you. You will-

Me: I haven’t even asked a fucking question yet

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Tea cup: you see these leaves?

Me: yep

Tea cup: dont they look like a circle?

Me: absolutely

Tea cup: what if I told you that it was supposed to be a walrus in a pickup truck?

Me: well, how would I even begin to interpret that?

Tea cup: that’s your fucking job, you lazy witch

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Ouija board: youtr dead

Me: thats a typo, you stupid demon

Ouija board: gramar elitist

Me: THERE’S TWO FUCKING M’s IN GRAMMAR

*demon flies out of Ouija board and bitch slaps me*

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deathwishnovela

6 years ago

I paint a lot of foxes, usually with moons. No plans on stopping anytime soon. This piece will be in an art auction starting April 8th and goes to the 10 th! Find it at www.facebook.com/groups/artisticsoulsgalleryauctions

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deathwishnovela

4 years ago

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deathwishnovela

4 years ago

Tea Witch Aesthetic ☕

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